Hikers discover body of bicyclist at base of U.P. cliff

by **The Pantry** 2015-09-18, 14:52

MARQUETTE, Mich. — Two hikers from Minnesota discovered a body at the bottom of a steep cliff along Lake Superior in Michigan's Upper Peninsula while going through photos one of them had just taken.

Police say the body of the 33-year-old Marquette man was recovered on Thursday at Presque Isle Park in Marquette. His name wasn't immediately released.

Scott Andrews and Brett Peterson were visiting from St. Paul. Andrews tells The Mining Journal that Peterson took photos over the edge of the cliff to see how far it was to the bottom and they spotted a bike and legs. They yelled to the person and called 911 after they didn't see movement.

Detective Sgt. Greg Kinonen says he apparently died from a fall. WLUC-TV reports the circumstances are under investigation.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/09/18/michigan-cliff-bicyclist/72397174/

by **InTenSity** 2015-09-18, 14:53

RIP OTPT.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-09-18, 14:54

Bob, why did you lend OTPT a defective bike? Hikers discover body of bicyclist at base of U.P. cliff 1896033241

by **The Pantry** 2015-09-18, 14:55

I doubt Bob will ever go up North now

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-09-18, 14:55

Giant Moose wrote:Bob, why did you lend OTPT a defective bike?

I just checked.. all of my bikes are counted for.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-09-18, 14:56

The Pantry wrote:I doubt Bob will ever go up North now

by **InTenSity** 2015-09-18, 14:56

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:Bob, why did you lend OTPT a defective bike?
I just checked.. all of my bikes are counted for.

Are the spokes ok?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-09-18, 14:59

Sorry to hear about OTPT. Great kid. So much potential lost. Puts a damper on the Winston news.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-09-18, 15:01

granted, it was being run about as efficient as a Palin Family Planning abstinence kit, but who the f**k is gonna do tSwill pick 'em now..?

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-09-18, 15:09

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:Bob, why did you lend OTPT a defective bike?
I just checked.. all of my bikes are counted for.

We need laws that regulate cliffs and bikes. Bob, you're going to have to submit to a background check. We won't find anything to worry about will we?

by **Giant Moose** 2015-09-18, 15:12

I talked to my Yooper moles and word on the street is that Bob biked up to the U.P. with his wife's dog and tried to push the poor dog off the cliff. Bob missed and accidentally pushed OTPT off the cliff, so then Bob threw his bike off the cliff to make it look like a biking accident.

This is also why Bob was looking at flights. He couldn't bike back so he had to take a flight from the U.P. back downstate.

by **InTenSity** 2015-09-18, 15:14

Giant Moose wrote:I talked to my Yooper moles and word on the street is that Bob biked up to the U.P. with his wife's dog and tried to push the poor dog off the cliff. Bob missed and accidentally pushed OTPT off the cliff, so then Bob threw his bike off the cliff to make it look like a biking accident.

This is also why Bob was looking at flights. He couldn't bike back so he had to take a flight from the U.P. back downstate.

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-09-18, 15:14

Code_Warrior wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I just checked.. all of my bikes are counted for.
We need laws that regulate cliffs and bikes. Bob, you're going to have to submit to a background check. We won't find anything to worry about will we?

I have a bit of a sketchy past but the last 25 years or so have been clean for the most part. I can thank my wife for that.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-09-18, 15:15

Giant Moose wrote:I talked to my Yooper moles and word on the street is that Bob biked up to the U.P. with his wife's dog and tried to push the poor dog off the cliff. Bob missed and accidentally pushed OTPT off the cliff, so then Bob threw his bike off the cliff to make it look like a biking accident.

This is also why Bob was looking at flights. He couldn't bike back so he had to take a flight from the U.P. back downstate.

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by **Code_Warrior** 2015-09-18, 15:48

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:I talked to my Yooper moles and word on the street is that Bob biked up to the U.P. with his wife's dog and tried to push the poor dog off the cliff. Bob missed and accidentally pushed OTPT off the cliff, so then Bob threw his bike off the cliff to make it look like a biking accident.

This is also why Bob was looking at flights. He couldn't bike back so he had to take a flight from the U.P. back downstate.

Cliffs and bikes don't kill people, Bob's dog does. We need better dog control laws. We really need to outlaw assault dogs.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-09-18, 15:50

Code_Warrior wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Cliffs and bikes don't kill people, Bob's dog does. We need better dog control laws. We really need to outlaw assault dogs.

how about all dogs in general?

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-09-18, 15:53

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
Cliffs and bikes don't kill people, Bob's dog does. We need better dog control laws. We really need to outlaw assault dogs.
how about all dogs in general?

People have a right to keep and bear dogs Bob. However, there's no way the framers could've anticipated assault dogs.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-09-18, 15:54

Code_Warrior wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:how about all dogs in general?
People have a right to keep and bear dogs Bob. However, there's no way the framers could've anticipated assault dogs.

want my wife's dog? PM for details.

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-09-18, 15:59

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
People have a right to keep and bear dogs Bob. However, there's no way the framers could've anticipated assault dogs.
want my wife's dog? PM for details.

No, you need your wife's dog to pertect your family.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-09-18, 17:30

InTenSity wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I just checked.. all of my bikes are counted for.
Are the spokes ok?

If they aren't, then I know a couple guys...

Also, did those Minnesotans discover the body, or put it there?
Dunh dunh DUNH!

by **tGreenWay** 2015-09-18, 17:33

Code_Warrior wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:how about all dogs in general?
People have a right to keep and bear dogs Bob. However, there's no way the framers could've anticipated assault dogs.

Where can I buy one of those bear dogs?

by **kingstonlake** 2015-09-18, 18:52

Probably a Schwinn, eh Bob? Freaking junk.

by **kingstonlake** 2015-09-18, 18:53

tGreenWay wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
People have a right to keep and bear dogs Bob. However, there's no way the framers could've anticipated assault dogs.

Where can I buy one of those bear dogs?

I recommend a Walker or blue tick

by **The Pantry** 2015-09-18, 20:35

kingstonlake wrote:Probably a Schwinn, eh Bob? Freaking junk.

Schwinn has a very long and weird history. The pricing and dealer network in the 70's was similar to stereo components. Basically, fixed pricing.

by **kingstonlake** 2015-09-18, 20:51

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Probably a Schwinn, eh Bob? Freaking junk.
Schwinn has a very long and weird history. The pricing and dealer network in the 70's was similar to stereo components. Basically, fixed pricing.

I'm not even going to hazard a guess how or why you know that.

by **The Pantry** 2015-09-18, 21:24

kingstonlake wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Schwinn has a very long and weird history. The pricing and dealer network in the 70's was similar to stereo components. Basically, fixed pricing.

I'm not even going to hazard a guess how or why you know that.

No need to hazard. I'm old and know shit

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-09-18, 21:31

So what happens to otpts mod hat if he didn't have a will? Do we have to go to probate to fight over it?

by **The Pantry** 2015-09-18, 21:47

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So what happens to otpts mod hat if he didn't have a will? Do we have to go to probate to fight over it?

Not worth it. Just give it to DWags

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-09-18, 21:48

The Pantry wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So what happens to otpts mod hat if he didn't have a will? Do we have to go to probate to fight over it?
Not worth it. Just give it to DWags

I'm going to fight dwags for it in court.

by **Gomer** 2015-09-18, 22:52

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:Bob, why did you lend OTPT a defective bike?
I just checked.. all of my bikes are counted for.

Only due to the fact that you reneged on your offer to loan one to someone when they actually tried to take you up on the offer Hikers discover body of bicyclist at base of U.P. cliff 502811600

And... TTIWWP

by **The Pantry** 2015-09-18, 23:08

Gomer wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I just checked.. all of my bikes are counted for.
Only due to the fact that you reneged on your offer to loan one to someone when they actually tried to take you up on the offer

And... TTIWWP

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by **DWags** 2015-09-18, 23:11

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So what happens to otpts mod hat if he didn't have a will? Do we have to go to probate to fight over it?

This peaks my interest. I mean I feel bad for otpt but it seems ashame to bury a good hat.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-09-18, 23:33

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So what happens to otpts mod hat if he didn't have a will? Do we have to go to probate to fight over it?

This peaks my interest. I mean I feel bad for otpt but it seems ashame to bury a good hat.

The world will miss him and whatever else.

Look I'm busy lawyering up over here okay?

by **Rocinante** 2015-09-18, 23:35

I get his sister.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-09-18, 23:39

Rocinante wrote:I get his sister.

I'm pretty sure you don't get to call dibs on people's sisters when they die. I'll so my probate lawyer for you though.

by **Rocinante** 2015-09-18, 23:42

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I get his sister.

I'm pretty sure you don't get to call dibs on people's sisters when they die.

That's fuckin news to me. Shit.

by **DWags** 2015-09-18, 23:50

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I get his sister.

I'm pretty sure you don't get to call dibs on people's sisters when they die. I'll so my probate lawyer for you though.

I'm willing to agree to let otpt sister go to you for the hat.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-09-18, 23:57

Should we send a card or something?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-09-19, 00:04

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I'm pretty sure you don't get to call dibs on people's sisters when they die. I'll so my probate lawyer for you though.

I'm willing to agree to let otpt sister go to you for the hat.

Deal.

Dowries are definitely still a thing

by **tGreenWay** 2015-09-19, 00:42

Look, I won't put up a stink about you guys going after the sister or even the hat, but I want his passport. Actually, I need his passport. Nobody ask any questions and I won't contest the disbursement of otpt's other personal effects.

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