Tell me about Baton Rouge, LA

Headed there next week for a job. Wasn't able to make it down to the downtown or the LSU campus while I was visiting the company. First big boy job so I'm pretty psyched

I know a really hot chick there. We worked together back when I was doing consulting. She has unbelievable boobs. One of the first things she told me unprompted was that they were real. Boobs like that on a frame as tight as hers should be illegal. You want me to hook you up? She's like mid twenties so you might hit it off. If you're not a total loser.

You're moving there?

I know someone on a different sports site that lived there. He liked not having bitter winters, and the food was good and the women were hot. Seemed like a pretty solid place to live based on what he said, except he said the summers are awful.

Should have specified. I am moving to Baton Rouge in the next week, pretty much going in blind. No idea where I'm going to live or what's good about the place, just that it's a good spot for food and the company that offered me is going to be a good place to work.

I know a guy who grew up there. He's a righteous dude, lots of fun, loves to laugh, knows all the great restaurants and bars. He's also gay, so if you're looking to suck some cock on the DL, I'm sure he can recommend some places.

Rocinante wrote:I know a really hot chick there. We worked together back when I was doing consulting. She has unbelievable boobs. One of the first things she told me unprompted was that they were real. Boobs like that on a frame as tight as hers should be illegal. You want me to hook you up? She's like mid twenties so you might hit it off. If you're not a total loser.

The answer to this depends entiry on how he answers my post.
Meanwhile, your description of this woman is intriguing. Kindly ask her if she's interested in a hideous-looking fat man who is twice her age but loaded to the hilt. I might know a guy...

Ass Dan wrote:Should have specified. I am moving to Baton Rouge in the next week, pretty much going in blind. No idea where I'm going to live or what's good about the place, just that it's a good spot for food and the company that offered me is going to be a good place to work.

Nice man, I'm in a similar boat with Philly. First big boy job and I've never lived there before and have only visited a few times.

From everything I have heard, Baton Rouge is a solid place to live. Just gets very hot during the summers, but the food and women are good, so there's much worse places to spend your 20s.

Especially with talent like this all-around...can't be all bad.

Ass Dan wrote:Headed there next week for a job. Wasn't able to make it down to the downtown or the LSU campus while I was visiting the company. First big boy job so I'm pretty psyched

It cool...if you like snakes and being sweaty all the time.

tGreenWay wrote:

Rocinante wrote:I know a really hot chick there. We worked together back when I was doing consulting. She has unbelievable boobs. One of the first things she told me unprompted was that they were real. Boobs like that on a frame as tight as hers should be illegal. You want me to hook you up? She's like mid twenties so you might hit it off. If you're not a total loser.

The answer to this depends entiry on how he answers my post.
Meanwhile, your description of this woman is intriguing. Kindly ask her if she's interested in a hideous-looking fat man who is twice her age but loaded to the hilt. I might know a guy...

She won't travel for you bro. She would totally meet poster Ass Dan for drinks probably though. Although I"d recommend she bring friends, cuz fuck him he might be a rapist.

Rocinante wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

The answer to this depends entiry on how he answers my post.
Meanwhile, your description of this woman is intriguing. Kindly ask her if she's interested in a hideous-looking fat man who is twice her age but loaded to the hilt. I might know a guy...

She won't travel for you bro. She would totally meet poster Ass Dan for drinks probably though. Although I"d recommend she bring friends, cuz fuck him he might be a rapist.

You missed the part about all my money. I'll fly to her, then enchant her with my cash to deflect attention away from my looks and overcompensate for my tiny dick.

HT wrote:

Ass Dan wrote:Should have specified. I am moving to Baton Rouge in the next week, pretty much going in blind. No idea where I'm going to live or what's good about the place, just that it's a good spot for food and the company that offered me is going to be a good place to work.

Nice man, I'm in a similar boat with Philly. First big boy job and I've never lived there before and have only visited a few times.

From everything I have heard, Baton Rouge is a solid place to live. Just gets very hot during the summers, but the food and women are good, so there's much worse places to spend your 20s.

Especially with talent like this all-around...can't be all bad.

Yeah it seems like a really cool town, All the people I met seemed nice. They all had their eyes facing the same direction and 32 teeth, which I was not expecting.

My girlfriend is living in Chicago right now and we're doing the distance thing, we've been together for about 6 years now so I feel pretty confident we can pull it off.

Appreciate Roc offering up one of the ladies from his nationwide harem. You're a good guy, but I'm set for now.

Ass Dan wrote:

HT wrote:

Nice man, I'm in a similar boat with Philly. First big boy job and I've never lived there before and have only visited a few times.

From everything I have heard, Baton Rouge is a solid place to live. Just gets very hot during the summers, but the food and women are good, so there's much worse places to spend your 20s.

Especially with talent like this all-around...can't be all bad.

Yeah it seems like a really cool town, All the people I met seemed nice. They all had their eyes facing the same direction and 32 teeth, which I was not expecting.

My girlfriend is living in Chicago right now and we're doing the distance thing, we've been together for about 6 years now so I feel pretty confident we can pull it off.

Appreciate Roc offering up one of the ladies from his nationwide harem. You're a good guy, but I'm set for now.

Since you are white you should be fine. BTW, since you didn't answer tGreenway's question can we just all assume you will be chowing dick for money on the DL?  NTTIAWWT

CheesySpartan wrote:

Ass Dan wrote:

Yeah it seems like a really cool town, All the people I met seemed nice. They all had their eyes facing the same direction and 32 teeth, which I was not expecting.

My girlfriend is living in Chicago right now and we're doing the distance thing, we've been together for about 6 years now so I feel pretty confident we can pull it off.

Appreciate Roc offering up one of the ladies from his nationwide harem. You're a good guy, but I'm set for now.

Since you are white you should be fine. BTW, since you didn't answer tGreenway's question can we just all assume you will be chowing dick for money on the DL?  NTTIAWWT

Chowing is a strong word.

Ass Dan wrote:

CheesySpartan wrote:

Since you are white you should be fine. BTW, since you didn't answer tGreenway's question can we just all assume you will be chowing dick for money on the DL?  NTTIAWWT

Chowing is a strong word.

Kissing? Tickling?

tGreenWay wrote:

Ass Dan wrote:

Chowing is a strong word.

Kissing? Tickling?

More of a caress, but I like where your head's at

Ass Dan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Kissing? Tickling?

More of a caress, but I like where your head's at

You are too sexy.

Lived there for six months. It sucks.

Next question!

tGreenWay wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

She won't travel for you bro. She would totally meet poster Ass Dan for drinks probably though. Although I"d recommend she bring friends, cuz fuck him he might be a rapist.

You missed the part about all my money. I'll fly to her, then enchant her with my cash to deflect attention away from my looks and overcompensate for my tiny dick.

She's way too idealistic to overlook your fatness and your little dick. When I meet a really shallow money grubber, I'll point her your way though. I got my boys' backs.

Rocinante wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

You missed the part about all my money. I'll fly to her, then enchant her with my cash to deflect attention away from my looks and overcompensate for my tiny dick.

She's way too idealistic to overlook your fatness and your little dick. When I meet a really shallow money grubber, I'll point her your way though. I got my boys' backs.

You da man, Roc.

NigelUno wrote:What is this job? Oil bidness?

Can you make the Doritos and fish joke for me? I am no longer allowed. Thanks in advance.

NigelUno wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Can you make the Doritos and fish joke for me? I am no longer allowed. Thanks in advance.

You just did.

Oh. My bad, Ass Dan.

Become an LSU fan?

I'm glad to hear that you degree from U of M is working out for you.

NigelUno wrote:What is this job? Oil bidness?

Checking the sex of farm-raised crawfish.