Valenti giving the state of State address at 4

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-12, 15:37

Be sure to tune in to get a non homer take on where we stand.

by tanfan! 2015-10-12, 15:40

Only way to get an objective evaluation

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 15:42

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 15:43

The_Dude wrote:Be sure to tune in to get a non homer take on where we stand.

Tanfan! wrote:Only way to get an objective evaluation

Valenti giving the state of State address at 4 Two+Peas+in+a+Pod

by **InTenSity** 2015-10-12, 15:53

Just out of curiosity, am I supposed to stop rooting for MSU? I already stated on Saturday or Sunday that I was willing to do so. Should I make other plans for Saturday afternoon? I'm not sure what exactly it is I'm supposed to do here. Do I start calling Hollis and tell him to fire Dantonio? What does being an 'objective' fan mean?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-12, 15:55

I was really worried you weren't going to give us the weekly valenti hot take you usually provide. Thank God you didn't waste any time this week. My precious little heart couldn't have taken it.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-10-12, 15:57

I'm always willing to take instructions from someone with a show on the radio..

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-12, 15:58

InTenSity wrote:Just out of curiosity, am I supposed to stop rooting for MSU? I already stated on Saturday or Sunday that I was willing to do so. Should I make other plans for Saturday afternoon? I'm not sure what exactly it is I'm supposed to do here. Do I start calling Hollis and tell him to fire Dantonio? What does being an 'objective' fan mean?

No need to be a drama queen.

Of course we will all be rooting hard for a Spartan win.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 15:59

The_Dude wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Just out of curiosity, am I supposed to stop rooting for MSU? I already stated on Saturday or Sunday that I was willing to do so. Should I make other plans for Saturday afternoon? I'm not sure what exactly it is I'm supposed to do here. Do I start calling Hollis and tell him to fire Dantonio? What does being an 'objective' fan mean?

No need to be a drama queen.

Of course we will all be rooting hard for a Spartan win.

You're trying too hard.

by **InTenSity** 2015-10-12, 16:00

The_Dude wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Just out of curiosity, am I supposed to stop rooting for MSU? I already stated on Saturday or Sunday that I was willing to do so. Should I make other plans for Saturday afternoon? I'm not sure what exactly it is I'm supposed to do here. Do I start calling Hollis and tell him to fire Dantonio? What does being an 'objective' fan mean?

No need to be a drama queen.

Of course we will all be rooting hard for a Spartan win.

You just came in here and told me I could get a non homer view of the team. Ok?!? You love this shit. I'll be golfing with my new maize and blue golf bag.

by **Death Roe** 2015-10-12, 16:07

Valenti is trash, like OP.

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-12, 16:10

Sorry trolls but Valenti says he thinks MSU will win and that Cook is arguably the best QB in the country.

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-10-12, 16:16

Why does Valenti's opinion have more value than any poster on any board?

Mike's contract is based radio advertising sales and the higher his ratings the more secure he is in getting the next contract.

It's business and now that no more.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-12, 16:19

Curses, I missed it! Guess I'll just fart for half an hour and get the gist of his message.

by **kingstonlake** 2015-10-12, 16:23

GRR Spartan wrote:Why does Valenti's opinion have more value than any poster on any board?

Mike's contract is based radio advertising sales and the higher his ratings the more secure he is in getting the next contract.

It's business and now that no more.

Been saying this for years and years. Is he a state fan? Sure. But never forget how his is able to keep a radio show and what determines that ability.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-12, 16:24

tGreenWay wrote:Curses, I missed it! Guess I'll just fart for half an hour and get the gist of his message.

Impressive

by **InTenSity** 2015-10-12, 16:30

The_Dude wrote:Sorry trolls but Valenti says he thinks MSU will win and that Cook is arguably the best QB in the country.

Great. I'm still going golfing on Saturday.

by **Death Roe** 2015-10-12, 16:31

InTenSity wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Sorry trolls but Valenti says he thinks MSU will win and that Cook is arguably the best QB in the country.
Great. I'm still going golfing on Saturday.

Glad to hear. Keep us posted.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 16:37

The_Dude wrote:Sorry trolls but Valenti says he thinks MSU will win and that Cook is arguably the best QB in the country.

It must suck that his "non homer take" and "objective evaluation" didn't meet your (and Tanfan's) expectations.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 16:43

Tanfan! wrote:Only way to get an objective evaluation

His "objective evaluation" is that you are a self loathing fan. Valenti giving the state of State address at 4 1966794946

by **DWags** 2015-10-12, 16:45

Tanfan! wrote:Only way to get an objective evaluation

So, what do you think of his evaluation?

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-12, 16:45

InTenSity wrote:Just out of curiosity, am I supposed to stop rooting for MSU? I already stated on Saturday or Sunday that I was willing to do so. Should I make other plans for Saturday afternoon? I'm not sure what exactly it is I'm supposed to do here. Do I start calling Hollis and tell him to fire Dantonio? What does being an 'objective' fan mean?

I just put my diploma through the shredder, will dump all green and white gear off at the good will tonight. Going to start filling out an application for UofM Flint so that I can get on board the khaki party.

All the fear mongering fairies have me convinced it's over.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 16:47

DWags wrote:
Tanfan! wrote:Only way to get an objective evaluation

So, what do you think of his evaluation?

Valenti giving the state of State address at 4 502811600

by **DWags** 2015-10-12, 16:47

NigelUno wrote:
DWags wrote:

So, what do you think of his evaluation?

He knows he's my bitch. It's all good.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 16:54

DWags wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

He knows he's my bitch. It's all good.

Tanfan is SLS.

Self Loathing Spartan

by **InTenSity** 2015-10-12, 16:56

Death Roe wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Great. I'm still going golfing on Saturday.

Glad to hear. Keep us posted.

If you really want to know. I'll golf in the morning. My wife picked up a Friday night shift so she would have Saturday off. I'll head to the Sandbar and probably hope for a few things.

Hey Miami! Is this weekend the pumpkin Patch in tGrove? Is it Octoberfest again, so there won't be any seating. I want to come out this weekend, but damn I hate when it gets crowded in there.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-12, 17:18

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Curses, I missed it! Guess I'll just fart for half an hour and get the gist of his message.
Impressive

It's gotten easier as I've aged. Def an upside to getting old.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2015-10-12, 17:28

Valenti picks MSU because there are far more Walverines listening who will then tune in to listen to the outrage.

Tanfan picks UM because there are far more Spartans (on these boards) that will click on it to read the outrage.

The Dude just waits until Valenti tells him what to think.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 17:35

MiamiSpartan wrote:Valenti picks MSU because there are far more Walverines listening who will then tune in to listen to the outrage.

Tanfan picks UM because there are far more Spartans (on these boards) that will click on it to read the outrage.

The Dude just waits until Valenti tells him what to think.

Oh. You didn't get the memo.

Valenti provides a "non homer take" and gives "objective evaluations".

His objective evaluation was that Tanfan is a Self Loathing Spartan.

I wonder where the 2 peas went?

by **MiamiSpartan** 2015-10-12, 17:46

InTenSity wrote:
Hey Miami! Is this weekend the pumpkin Patch in tGrove? Is it Octoberfest again, so there won't be any seating. I want to come out this weekend, but damn I hate when it gets crowded in there.

Pumpkin patch is next weekend, according to Coconut Grove's website. The Grove's Grovetoberfest is this weekend....however, last year (and maybe the year before that) the Sandbar did theirs a different weekend than the rest of the Grove. The UM game was during the Sandbar's Octoberfest last year, I think, but we had seating (and mental can usually reserve us a table if nothing else). The problem now, however, is that they hardly have any high top tables, so if we're sitting at a regular sized table and people are walking around a lot, we won't be able to see. So not sure. If there's going to be an issue watching it, we may opt for the Barracuda instead, which is right around the corner. I'll touch base with mentalstate later in the week and see what's up. Will keep you posted.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2015-10-12, 17:57

NigelUno wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:Valenti picks MSU because there are far more Walverines listening who will then tune in to listen to the outrage.

Tanfan picks UM because there are far more Spartans (on these boards) that will click on it to read the outrage.

The Dude just waits until Valenti tells him what to think.

Oh. You didn't get the memo.

Valenti provides a "non homer take" and gives "objective evaluations".

His objective evaluation was that Tanfan is a Self Loathing Spartan.

I wonder where the 2 peas went?

Meh, they both (Tanfan and Valenti) just want to rile people up.

If a fish bites the hook, he shouldn't blame the fisherman for dropping it in water. Of course, some fish are bored, and just want to battle the fisherman, so they tug on the line, to make the fisherman think he's got a bite, all the while staying away from the sharp end of the hook. But most fish that bite actually think the worm with the pointy barb sticking out of the side of it is actually a good meal choice. And, if you're still following this analogy, can you explain it to me? Cause I lost myself.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-12, 18:14

MiamiSpartan wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Oh. You didn't get the memo.

Valenti provides a "non homer take" and gives "objective evaluations".

His objective evaluation was that Tanfan is a Self Loathing Spartan.

I wonder where the 2 peas went?
Meh, they both (Tanfan and Valenti) just want to rile people up.

If a fish bites the hook, he shouldn't blame the fisherman for dropping it in water. Of course, some fish are bored, and just want to battle the fisherman, so they tug on the line, to make the fisherman think he's got a bite, all the while staying away from the sharp end of the hook. But most fish that bite actually think the worm with the pointy barb sticking out of the side of it is actually a good meal choice. And, if you're still following this analogy, can you explain it to me? Cause I lost myself.

Holy rambling metaphors, batman.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 18:32

MiamiSpartan wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Oh. You didn't get the memo.

Valenti provides a "non homer take" and gives "objective evaluations".

His objective evaluation was that Tanfan is a Self Loathing Spartan.

I wonder where the 2 peas went?
Meh, they both (Tanfan and Valenti) just want to rile people up.

If a fish bites the hook, he shouldn't blame the fisherman for dropping it in water. Of course, some fish are bored, and just want to battle the fisherman, so they tug on the line, to make the fisherman think he's got a bite, all the while staying away from the sharp end of the hook. But most fish that bite actually think the worm with the pointy barb sticking out of the side of it is actually a good meal choice. And, if you're still following this analogy, can you explain it to me? Cause I lost myself.

Valenti went fishing and Tanfan (the fish) just jumped out of the water into the boat. Now he's just flopping around trying to figure out how to get back in the water.

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-12, 19:05

NigelUno wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:
Meh, they both (Tanfan and Valenti) just want to rile people up.

If a fish bites the hook, he shouldn't blame the fisherman for dropping it in water. Of course, some fish are bored, and just want to battle the fisherman, so they tug on the line, to make the fisherman think he's got a bite, all the while staying away from the sharp end of the hook. But most fish that bite actually think the worm with the pointy barb sticking out of the side of it is actually a good meal choice. And, if you're still following this analogy, can you explain it to me? Cause I lost myself.

Valenti went fishing and Tanfan (the fish) just jumped out of the water into the boat. Now he's just flopping around trying to figure out how to get back in the water.

You love Mikey

by Rod Porkmore 2015-10-12, 19:24

The_Dude wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Valenti went fishing and Tanfan (the fish) just jumped out of the water into the boat. Now he's just flopping around trying to figure out how to get back in the water.

You love Mikey

Serious question: Are you Valenti?

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-12, 19:35

Rod Porkmore wrote:
The_Dude wrote:

You love Mikey

Serious question: Are you Valenti?

I'm whatever you want me to be

by **MiamiSpartan** 2015-10-12, 20:14

The_Dude wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Valenti went fishing and Tanfan (the fish) just jumped out of the water into the boat. Now he's just flopping around trying to figure out how to get back in the water.

You love Mikey

I know you were directing that at Nigel, but I do like Valenti. He's a good entertainer, which is his job. Not a good sports analyst, though...and that's not his job.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-12, 20:14

The_Dude wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Valenti went fishing and Tanfan (the fish) just jumped out of the water into the boat. Now he's just flopping around trying to figure out how to get back in the water.

You love Mikey

Don't listen to him. Don't care what he thinks.

Seems like you care. Or you did before his show today. Valenti giving the state of State address at 4 502811600

by **InTenSity** 2015-10-14, 15:14

MiamiSpartan wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Hey Miami! Is this weekend the pumpkin Patch in tGrove? Is it Octoberfest again, so there won't be any seating. I want to come out this weekend, but damn I hate when it gets crowded in there.
Pumpkin patch is next weekend, according to Coconut Grove's website. The Grove's Grovetoberfest is this weekend....however, last year (and maybe the year before that) the Sandbar did theirs a different weekend than the rest of the Grove. The UM game was during the Sandbar's Octoberfest last year, I think, but we had seating (and mental can usually reserve us a table if nothing else). The problem now, however, is that they hardly have any high top tables, so if we're sitting at a regular sized table and people are walking around a lot, we won't be able to see. So not sure. If there's going to be an issue watching it, we may opt for the Barracuda instead, which is right around the corner. I'll touch base with mentalstate later in the week and see what's up. Will keep you posted.

You talk to Mental yet?

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-14, 15:27

NigelUno wrote:
The_Dude wrote:

You love Mikey

Don't listen to him. Don't care what he thinks.

Seems like you care. Or you did before his show today.

Yeah he's one of the only MSU voices under the blue wall but he's not a cheerleader

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