tOfficial Jorts Thread

[Turtleneck]

Celebrate the jort lifestyle in this thread.

[Chitown_Badger]

I actually just made a funny comment to my boss about that subject. I picked up a couple pairs of jeans at Nordstrom Rack today, and explained to her that the pair I'm wearing today are getting worn and would soon be jorts. She found it pretty funny. A "stylistically challenged" female art director sitting one cube over asked me what jorts were so I explained. I think she might have a few pairs.

[StylesGShmooth]

Don't see a problem

[StylesGShmooth]

These though...



This shit has got to stop.  How the hell did this become the trend.  Don't these bitches realize they are essentially wearing mom pants jorts with this high waist shit.

[Turtleneck]

Bump.

The Pittsburgh thread where Bob said he met some RCMB folks got me thinking about jorts.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Bump.

The Pittsburgh thread where Bob said he met some RCMB folks got me thinking about jorts.

tRCMB individuals that I met, I don't think, would classify as wearers of The Jort.

I've mainly noticed the popularity of The Jort, as it relates to tRCMB, the times I've meandered by their tailgate parties. Despite their firm commitment to wearing The Jort, I must admit that some of them appear as the sort of people I'd really enjoy having a beer with.

[AMwood]

These though...



This shit has got to start. How the hell did this become the trend. Don't these bitches realize they are essentially wearing mom pants jorts with this high waist shit.

don't care. nutted.

[Turtleneck]

Bump. Summer is officially right around the corner.  Anybody pick up some new jorts for the season? I am seeing some America-themed jorts around. This must be an attempt by American designers to steal jort culture from Canada.

[The Pantry]

There is nothing wrong with jorts

[CORNER BLITZ]

These though...



This shit has got to start. How the hell did this become the trend. Don't these bitches realize they are essentially wearing mom pants jorts with this high waist shit.

High waist is terrible

Pockets coming out the bottom is so slutty hot though

[Brock Middlebrook]

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

These though...



This shit has got to stop.  How the hell did this become the trend.  Don't these bitches realize they are essentially wearing mom pants jorts with this high waist shit.

Stfu

[StylesGShmooth]

These though...



This shit has got to stop.  How the hell did this become the trend.  Don't these bitches realize they are essentially wearing mom pants jorts with this high waist shit.

Stfu

Get off my lawn, junior.

[The Pantry]

Stfu

Get off my lawn, junior.

Oh, c'mon. Are you saying you wouldn't hit that?

[Guest]

I guess this evidence of her jorts usage will put many off Carrie Underwood:

[Turtleneck]

It might put me on this woman.

[Guest]

It might put me on this woman.

She is a fine specimen.

[tGreenWay]

Jorts were always a turrible look, unlike cargo shorts, which have never gone out of style.

[StylesGShmooth]

Jorts were always a turrible look, unlike cargo shorts, which have never gone out of style.  

So which rule supersedes the other?  

[tGreenWay]

Jorts were always a turrible look, unlike cargo shorts, which have never gone out of style.  

So which rule supersedes the other?  

Cargo shorts. Always cargo shorts. But, nothing can save those awful-looking things, not even extra pockets.

[The Pantry]

Jorts were always a turrible look, unlike cargo shorts, which have never gone out of style.  

You're messed up.  Most cargo shorts are cheaply made crap.  Bet you're still a big fan of parachute pants, too.

Nothing like the durability of denim.  Jorts are not only awesome...they are forever!  

[Turtleneck]

Jorts. The official summer wear of Canada.

[DWags]

Jorts were always a turrible look, unlike cargo shorts, which have never gone out of style.  

You're messed up.  Most cargo shorts are cheaply made crap.  Bet you're still a big fan of parachute pants, too.

Nothing like the durability of denim.  Jorts are not only awesome...they are forever!  

Those aren't Jorts. Those are bonar.

[tGreenWay]

Jorts were always a turrible look, unlike cargo shorts, which have never gone out of style.  

You're messed up.  Most cargo shorts are cheaply made crap.  Bet you're still a big fan of parachute pants, too.

Nothing like the durability of denim.  Jorts are not only awesome...they are forever!  

What denim?

[The Pantry]

You're messed up.  Most cargo shorts are cheaply made crap.  Bet you're still a big fan of parachute pants, too.

Nothing like the durability of denim.  Jorts are not only awesome...they are forever!  

What denim?

So, you're not denying your deep love of parachute pants...

[tGreenWay]

What denim?

So, you're not denying your deep love of parachute pants...

Why do you think I'm ?

[GRR Spartan]

First time I went on the plant floor at GM Truck and Bus in Flint on a hot July day, looked around and more than 50% of the people on the line were wearing jorts.

Trust me, take those images of Carrie Underwood jorts and burn them into your memory.

[Turtleneck]

Pretty sure jorts are considered athletic gear in SEC country.

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