OTPT, I just got you six months more vacation.

Number 3 is appealing.

Enjoy.

http://now8news.com/donate-a-testicle-the-payout-for-this-is-35000/

I think I could do #3. But I'm keeping my balls. They have come in handy and will continue to do so. Fuck, it's already December 18th? I have to get moving. Fucking loans. Fuck.

Sorry, OTPT, but you'll still need to find gainful employment. Snopes outed #3 as an urban myth. There's an update involving the Las Vegas dude as you scroll to the bottom of the page.

http://www.snopes.com/college/medical/testicle.asp

tGreenWay wrote:Sorry, OTPT, but you'll still need to find gainful employment.  Snopes outed #3 as an urban myth. There's an update involving the Las Vegas dude as you scroll to the bottom of the page.

http://www.snopes.com/college/medical/testicle.asp

I'm packing for East Lansing for the weekend - do you mind looking up the actual #3?

"3. Lay in bed for 70 days straight. The payoff for this one is $18,000"

The testicle one is #4. Your attention to detail is lacking, and tSwill loses some of its luster when you do that.

Thanks.

I'd maybe donate a testicle fo 35 K. But I'm 54. My wife took my penis and kicked that up 24 years ago. Losing a ball at this point can't be that big of a deal.

DWags wrote:I'd maybe donate a testicle fo 35 K.  But I'm 54. My wife took my penis and kicked that up 24 years ago. Losing a ball at this point can't be that big of a deal.

You get a nice prosthetic ball for that $35k, not Dantonio size but maybe a little bigger.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Sorry, OTPT, but you'll still need to find gainful employment.  Snopes outed #3 as an urban myth. There's an update involving the Las Vegas dude as you scroll to the bottom of the page.

http://www.snopes.com/college/medical/testicle.asp

I'm packing for East Lansing for the weekend - do you mind looking up the actual #3?

"3. Lay in bed for 70 days straight. The payoff for this one is $18,000"

The testicle one is #4. Your attention to detail is lacking, and tSwill loses some of its luster when you do that.

Thanks.

Sorry. I was never good at math.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

DWags wrote:I'd maybe donate a testicle fo 35 K.  But I'm 54. My wife took my penis and kicked that up 24 years ago. Losing a ball at this point can't be that big of a deal.

You get a nice prosthetic ball for that $35k, not Dantonio size but maybe a little bigger.

What's it made of? Plexiglass? Stainless steel? Titanium?

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:
You get a nice prosthetic ball for that $35k, not Dantonio size but maybe a little bigger.

What's it made of? Plexiglass? Stainless steel? Titanium?

Spartanium

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


What's it made of? Plexiglass? Stainless steel? Titanium?

Spartanium

Damn, my hands are going to be bruised for the next 30 years.

I would give up a nut for 35,000. No question

Ass Dan wrote:I would give up a nut for 35,000. No question

Poor

Ass Dan wrote:I would give up a nut for 35,000. No question

Be careful. The last time you said you would do something for money poster Tito came unglued.

Doing the math, $30-200 for each sperm donation is more logical than giving up a ball

The Pantry wrote:Doing the math, $30-200 for each sperm donation is more logical than giving up a ball

I'm shootin blanks so I'd take the $35k

Jake from State Farm wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Doing the math, $30-200 for each sperm donation is more logical than giving up a ball

I'm shootin blanks so I'd take the $35k

Been shooting blanks for 20 years.

Was speaking more to OTPT's future. At $30-200 a whank, he could make a career out of it