welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
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welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Any suggestions? I've tried waving my arms but the sensor isn't picking it up.
What's protocol here?
What's protocol here?
Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Next dude walking in is gonna be weirded-out knowing you were shitting in the dark.
Irregardless, don't turn on your phone flashlight
Irregardless, don't turn on your phone flashlight
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Update: In the dark, I fumbled the only roll of toilet paper and it rolled out of the stall and across the room. I'm also commando tonight due to a laundry shortage. Not ideal.
Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Was gonna say... just throw a wad of TP over the top of the stall, dude. C'mon...
Also, pics?
Also, pics?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
No choice but to penguin out to recover the roll. Now it's okay to use the phone flashlight
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
The Pantry wrote:No choice but to penguin out to recover the roll. Now it's okay to use the phone flashlight
This was a good strategy but halfway to the runaway roll I heard someone coming and had to retreat. At least the lights are on. Things getting better.
Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
SeeRockCity wrote:The Pantry wrote:No choice but to penguin out to recover the roll. Now it's okay to use the phone flashlight
This was a good strategy but halfway to the runaway roll I heard someone coming and had to retreat. At least the lights are on. Things getting better.
You'd probably scare the heck out of him if you tried skidding across the floor in lieu of using tp, so don't do it.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Have you showered yet, SRC?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Call 911, explain your dilemma - demand action.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Sounds like something Bob would doLooseGoose wrote:Call 911, explain your dilemma - demand action.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Get used to life in the dark until you get out of the staff.
A few year back I sold dozens of occupancy sensors to WMU after a prof slipped in a stall and none of the sensors were placed where they could see him move. The brand I sold had a small microphone and turned on by sound. An expensive version of The Clapper.
If you are so inclined, twist your ankle or fall on a knee, go to the ER for treatment so its documented and sue their ass for improper placement and timing of occupancy sensors.
A few year back I sold dozens of occupancy sensors to WMU after a prof slipped in a stall and none of the sensors were placed where they could see him move. The brand I sold had a small microphone and turned on by sound. An expensive version of The Clapper.
If you are so inclined, twist your ankle or fall on a knee, go to the ER for treatment so its documented and sue their ass for improper placement and timing of occupancy sensors.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Have you tried taping your feet?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Ok, I'm out. Was able to wait it out then noticed a spare roll in the changing table. Close call. Thanks to everyone for the suggestions.
Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
SeeRockCity wrote:Ok, I'm out. Was able to wait it out then noticed a spare roll in the changing table. Close call. Thanks to everyone for the suggestions.
You're a goddamned hero. Obama will have a Presidential Medal of Freedom ready for you at the next ceremony.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
What kind of a cretin takes a dump in the shitter at Home goods?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
My thoughts exactlyWhiteBoyHatcher wrote:What kind of a cretin takes a dump in the shitter at Home goods?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I will take a shit anywhere. I do not get much of a heads up thanks to my shitty digestive system.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
The Pantry wrote:Next dude walking in is gonna be weirded-out knowing you were shitting in the dark.
Irregardless, don't turn on your phone flashlight
Irregardless isn't a word
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
The_Dude wrote:The Pantry wrote:Next dude walking in is gonna be weirded-out knowing you were shitting in the dark.
Irregardless, don't turn on your phone flashlight
Irregardless isn't a word
The_Dude, however, is a douche.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Death Roe wrote:The_Dude wrote:
Irregardless isn't a word
The_Dude, however, is a douche.
https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t4901-i-fear-izzo-is-going-down-the-keady-knight-route
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
3-5%The_Dude wrote:The Pantry wrote:Next dude walking in is gonna be weirded-out knowing you were shitting in the dark.
Irregardless, don't turn on your phone flashlight
Irregardless isn't a word
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
This....store shitters are the worst. Your best bets are hotels and conference centers.WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:What kind of a cretin takes a dump in the shitter at Home goods?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Sometimes you just gotta go.pulling69 wrote:This....store shitters are the worst. Your best bets are hotels and conference centers.WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:What kind of a cretin takes a dump in the shitter at Home goods?
Once lit up a restroom at Home Depot...
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Assume a wide stance and when a guy comes in ask if he'll do you a big favor.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Or you could call the store and ask the courtesy desk to help you out of a little pickle.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Suffered writer's block after composing those lyrics to a new country song. A little help, pleaseThe Pantry wrote:Sometimes you just gotta go.pulling69 wrote:
This....store shitters are the worst. Your best bets are hotels and conference centers.
Once lit up a restroom at Home Depot...
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
P, did you hear gunshots earlier? Around 7:20?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Heard something. Thought it was fireworksWhiteBoyHatcher wrote:P, did you hear gunshots earlier? Around 7:20?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
You sure it wasn't SeeRock's asshole?The Pantry wrote:Heard something. Thought it was fireworksWhiteBoyHatcher wrote:P, did you hear gunshots earlier? Around 7:20?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
WBH lives around the corner. Heard what I think he heard but no idea what it was.pulling69 wrote:You sure it wasn't SeeRock's asshole?The Pantry wrote:
Heard something. Thought it was fireworks
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
You are doing it wrong, one has to survey the area in case of emergency...Always have a solid, clean, private shitter on the mind. If you are ever in the DC/MD/NoVA area I've got you covered(save for the super secret bathrooms at the airports only a select few will ever know about or have access to).The Pantry wrote:Sometimes you just gotta go.pulling69 wrote:
This....store shitters are the worst. Your best bets are hotels and conference centers.
Once lit up a restroom at Home Depot...
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Yeah, I'm surprised you heard it. I've been second guessing myself. I'm a city slicker, never owned a gun in my life but I know well the sound of one going off and the volume of the noise and the echo. I hear target practice every damn week during golf league and often up north. My first instinct was - must be fireworks - wait. Definitely NOT fireworks. That's a gun. I heard probably 7-10 "shots" coming from what I thought to be the direction of the middle school. I called Troy PD and they sent someone out. Guy dropped by the house and said I wasn't the only one who called but he found people out walking dogs and such in that direction who didn't see/hear anything.
Second guessing myself because even though the difference between fireworks sounds and gunshot sounds are quite distinct, I do remember that the "blasts" seemed to be pretty evenly spaced.
Second guessing myself because even though the difference between fireworks sounds and gunshot sounds are quite distinct, I do remember that the "blasts" seemed to be pretty evenly spaced.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
The Pantry wrote:WBH lives around the corner. Heard what I think he heard but no idea what it was.pulling69 wrote:
You sure it wasn't SeeRock's asshole?
You ever bang his single neighbor?
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
You called TPD? You're probably now on their "persons of interest" list. Troy is tight.WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Yeah, I'm surprised you heard it. I've been second guessing myself. I'm a city slicker, never owned a gun in my life but I know well the sound of one going off and the volume of the noise and the echo. I hear target practice every damn week during golf league and often up north. My first instinct was - must be fireworks - wait. Definitely NOT fireworks. That's a gun. I heard probably 7-10 "shots" coming from what I thought to be the direction of the middle school. I called Troy PD and they sent someone out. Guy dropped by the house and said I wasn't the only one who called but he found people out walking dogs and such in that direction who didn't see/hear anything.
Second guessing myself because even though the difference between fireworks sounds and gunshot sounds are quite distinct, I do remember that the "blasts" seemed to be pretty evenly spaced.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Fuck yeah I did. Not normal to hear gunshots around here, especially that many. Doesn't make sense. Honestly I put my kids in the basement and put Cujo upstairs with me for a bit. Never know these days.
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Sounds like Dearborn is starting to make a move on Troy. Good luck
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Sterling Heights is right next to Troy. Dearborn is inconsequential.pulling69 wrote:Sounds like Dearborn is starting to make a move on Troy. Good luck
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Re: welp, ive been on the shitter so long in home goods that the lights went off.
Not true. Sterling Heights is all Chaldos. The Moslems are all down in Little Beirut. And yes, those are my people, technically, somehow.
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You throw down the prayer rug before or after placing parlay bets?WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Not true. Sterling Heights is all Chaldos. The Moslems are all down in Little Beirut. And yes, those are my people, technically, somehow.
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