Danzig To Sue Everyone On Earth

Its not The Onion, but I havent done my due diligence beyond that.  The story is just too amazing not to be true.    

http://tyrannyoftradition.com/2014/05/07/danzig-to-sue-everyone-on-earth/.

"In a stunning declaration of war against the entire human race, Glenn Danzig has filed a lawsuit in Manhattan Federal Court against over seven billion human beings. Danzig, who is acting as his own attorney, claimed in one of the over 40 billion documents brought into court by an entire fleet of Federal Express trucks that “He has been done wrong by everyone including Misfits bassist Jerry Only, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, actor Eli Wallach, NFL quarterback Sam Bradford, Frank Oz (the voice of Yoda) and everyone else on this godforsaken planet.”"

I think he's got a case. I will gladly settle for 1 dollar.

xsanguine wrote:

Oh he has kitties! How cute.

Rocinante wrote:

Oh he has kitties! How cute.

Armed with this information I am now comfortable fighting Danzig circa 1993.

xsanguine wrote:

Everybody knows that Fresh Step is the most metal brand of kitty litter.

DWags wrote:Is this guy the smartest guy in the room?  I'd hate to have to go through life that way.  

Dem pecs, tho

I was having trouble sleeping last night and after seeing this I had this dream:

Danzig was touring. But he had a wife and kid and he didn't like to sing his old evil songs anymore. He had a song about his son and one about wanting to "hunt the wolf" that included viking chants and whistling (?).

He was living in his tour trailer and was playing at shitty native casinos (I've been to many during various energy booms - so that's where that comes from).

He was asking people to be careful when they were moshing.

What a nice fella.

Pretty funny. A good publicity stunt imo.

Did too many children look his way?

I'm not worried....


Serving 7 billion people should take awhile. I'll be dead By then.

So Glen Danzig is tRCMB poster (schtick) "ihatepeople"?

Rocinante wrote:I was having trouble sleeping last night and after seeing this I had this dream:

Danzig was touring.  But he had a wife and kid and he didn't like to sing his old evil songs anymore.  He had a song about his son and one about wanting to "hunt the wolf" that included viking chants and whistling (?).  

He was living in his tour trailer and was playing at shitty native casinos (I've been to many during various energy booms - so that's where that comes from).

He was asking people to be careful when they were moshing.  

What a nice fella.

He's got a glass jaw, tho

Bump.

I just got served my paperwork from Danzig. Damn it

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Bump.

I just got served my paperwork from Danzig. Damn it

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xsanguine wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

Oh he has kitties! How cute.

Armed with this information I am now comfortable fighting Danzig circa 1993.

You should, he's almost a fucking midget. I would've felt bad about fighting Danzig. Probably get accused of bullying.