I want some Doritos

I also do not want to drive five miles to the store. Is their a Doritos drone? That is all. Thanks for listening.

I'm not your fucking mother. Get your own Doritos.

Aldi doritos >>>>>>>> actual doritos

Turtleneck wrote:I also do not want to drive five miles to the store. Is their a Doritos drone? That is all. Thanks for listening.

Sorry I'm eating Cheez-It Grooves. Damn they are delicious.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm not your fucking mother. Get your own Doritos.

I'm not asking you to get me Doritos, Travis.

Snake Plissken wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:I also do not want to drive five miles to the store. Is their a Doritos drone? That is all. Thanks for listening.

Sorry I'm eating Cheez-It Grooves. Damn they are delicious.

Those are highly addictive.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Aldi doritos >>>>>>>> actual doritos

Aldi dorito = poor people dorito

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm not your fucking mother. Get your own Doritos.

I'm not asking you to get me Doritos, Travis.

Well if you did maybe I would get you some doritios.

You sound high.

Snake Plissken wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Aldi doritos >>>>>>>> actual doritos

Aldi dorito = poor people dorito

But amazingly they are awesome plus you get to people watch when you buy.

They're 1/4 the price and 5 times the flavor

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:

Aldi dorito = poor people dorito

But amazingly they are awesome plus you get to people watch when you buy.

They're 1/4 the price and 5 times the flavor

Don't I have to pay a quarter and bring a box to shop at Aldi?

Also, Travis, if you have a chance, could you bring me some Doritos? Thanks, pal.

Turtleneck wrote:I also do not want to drive five miles to the store. Is their a Doritos drone? That is all. Thanks for listening.

For future reference. I'm guessing they'll add a bag of Dorritos to the order.

http://marketrealist.com/2015/12/amazons-prime-will-now-deliver-even-booze-home/

Turtleneck wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

But amazingly they are awesome plus you get to people watch when you buy.

They're 1/4 the price and 5 times the flavor

Don't I have to pay a quarter and bring a box to shop at Aldi?

Also, Travis, if you have a chance, could you bring me some Doritos? Thanks, pal.

I have a drone but I can't fly it in the city limits so sorry...

Turtleneck wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

But amazingly they are awesome plus you get to people watch when you buy.

They're 1/4 the price and 5 times the flavor

Don't I have to pay a quarter and bring a box to shop at Aldi?

Also, Travis, if you have a chance, could you bring me some Doritos? Thanks, pal.

If you want a cart you deposit a quarter into one and get it back when you return the cart

And yes they are the white-trash Sams Club in that they don't have bags. The Aldi Doritos are legit though.

1.19 and over 90% of the chips are covered in Dorito goodness as opposed to the 4 buck bag that has about 3 good chips if you're lucky

Turtleneck wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

But amazingly they are awesome plus you get to people watch when you buy.

They're 1/4 the price and 5 times the flavor

Don't I have to pay a quarter and bring a box to shop at Aldi?

Also, Travis, if you have a chance, could you bring me some Doritos? Thanks, pal.

No.

Turtleneck wrote:I also do not want to drive five miles to the store. Is their a Doritos drone? That is all. Thanks for listening.

You want that Wolverine bonar poster?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Don't I have to pay a quarter and bring a box to shop at Aldi?

Also, Travis, if you have a chance, could you bring me some Doritos? Thanks, pal.

No.

Just when I thought we were getting along. Pylon was right about you.

Blanch32 wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:I also do not want to drive five miles to the store. Is their a Doritos drone? That is all. Thanks for listening.

You want that Wolverine bonar poster?

Blanch, I do not know what you are talking about.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Don't I have to pay a quarter and bring a box to shop at Aldi?

Also, Travis, if you have a chance, could you bring me some Doritos? Thanks, pal.

If you want a cart you deposit a quarter into one and get it back when you return the cart

And yes they are the white-trash Sams Club in that they don't have bags. The Aldi Doritos are legit though.

1.19 and over 90% of the chips are covered in Dorito goodness as opposed to the 4 buck bag that has about 3 good chips if you're lucky

How do you know so much about Aldi? Just curious...

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

No.

Just when I thought we were getting along. Pylon was right about you.

Stop it with that pylon bullshit. That guy is a bitch.

I can't bring them to you because I have literally no idea where you live. Give me your address and they are on their way. Also specify a flavor.

Snake Plissken wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

If you want a cart you deposit a quarter into one and get it back when you return the cart

And yes they are the white-trash Sams Club in that they don't have bags. The Aldi Doritos are legit though.

1.19 and over 90% of the chips are covered in Dorito goodness as opposed to the 4 buck bag that has about 3 good chips if you're lucky

How do you know so much about Aldi? Just curious...

They had a sign that said milk was $0.89 the other year and I went in because I was doing the GOMAD diet. I started to go more often and began to notice their other deals

The first time I saw their Doritos I too had reservations. I mean this place has Bobs hot sauce...no not that bob, but Franks hot sauce with the name switched because Aldi is dirty and cheap.
The front of the bag had a large window so you could see inside. I thought, "how stupid, you can see how shitty the chips are. That's why regular Doritos are covered so you can't see in the bag..."

And then I looked.

Eff me sideways of each of those fuckers weren't completely covered in some sweet sweet chemical nectar from the gods. And at only $1.19, I had to try them to see if they tasted half as good as they looked... better my friend, better

And I'm only fat on the inside, you couldn't even tell by looking at me

Turtleneck wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

You want that Wolverine bonar poster?

Blanch, I do not know what you are talking about.

You're lucky my son. Lucky

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:How do you know so much about Aldi? Just curious...

They had a sign that said milk was $0.89 the other year and I went in because I was doing the GOMAD diet. I started to go more often and began to notice their other deals

The first time I saw their Doritos I too had reservations. I mean this place has Bobs hot sauce...no not that bob, but Franks hot sauce with the name switched because Aldi is dirty and cheap.
The front of the bag had a large window so you could see inside. I thought, "how stupid, you can see how shitty the chips are. That's why regular Doritos are covered so you can't see in the bag..."

And then I looked.

Eff me sideways of each of those fuckers weren't completely covered in some sweet sweet chemical nectar from the gods. And at only $1.19, I had to try them to see if they tasted half as good as they looked... better my friend, better

Blanch32 wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Blanch, I do not know what you are talking about.

You're lucky my son. Lucky

I'm pretty sure nobody knows wtf you're talking about dude. Nobody.

Snake Plissken wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

You're lucky my son. Lucky

I'm pretty sure nobody knows wtf you're talking about dude. Nobody.

...and that is not a bad thing. Pity the person that does know what he is talking about.

Turtleneck wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:I'm pretty sure nobody knows wtf you're talking about dude. Nobody.

...and that is not a bad thing. Pity the person that does know what he is talking about.

I used to understand a guy that played euchre with me. When he was drunk he slurred his words so bad nobody could understand him...but I could. I still don't understand blanch. It's childish gibberish. It's almost like he drinks from a sippy cup.

Snake Plissken wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

You're lucky my son. Lucky

I'm pretty sure nobody knows wtf you're talking about dude. Nobody.

Pls. Admit you sucked off Dorito on trcmb

Blanch32 wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:I'm pretty sure nobody knows wtf you're talking about dude. Nobody.

Pls. Admit you sucked off Dorito on trcmb

Are you just falling down drunk?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Just when I thought we were getting along. Pylon was right about you.

Stop it with that pylon bullshit. That guy is a bitch.

I can't bring them to you because I have literally no idea where you live. Give me your address and they are on their way. Also specify a flavor.

It must suck to have everyone hate you.

Blanch32 wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:
I'm pretty sure nobody knows wtf you're talking about dude. Nobody.

Pls.  Admit you sucked off Dorito on trcmb

I need the Blanchlator for this one.

Blanch32 wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:I'm pretty sure nobody knows wtf you're talking about dude. Nobody.

Pls. Admit you sucked off Dorito on trcmb

Lol. Now I get it (sort of). Bolley used to call wolverito "dorito" back on tRCMB when it was tRCMB

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Stop it with that pylon bullshit. That guy is a bitch.

I can't bring them to you because I have literally no idea where you live. Give me your address and they are on their way. Also specify a flavor.

It must suck to have everyone hate you.

I don't know. You tell me what that must be like. #pylon?

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Pls. Admit you sucked off Dorito on trcmb

Lol. Now I get it (sort of). Bolley used to call wolverito "dorito" back on tRCMB when it was tRCMB

So now blanch is trying to be Bolley? Where's the falling down puking while laughing smilie?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

It must suck to have everyone hate you.

I don't know. You tell me what that must be like. #pylon?

Everyone likes me. I'm awesome. You gargle balls.

Saban is so annoying. They win and he just looks like he wants to go watch film and start preparing for next season. This is so routine for him.

Edit: wrong thread

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I don't know. You tell me what that must be like. #pylon?

Everyone likes me. I'm awesome. You gargle balls.

"Everyone likes me." Well, that's not true. Because I hate you more than I hate anything ever. Stop lying you lying piece of fucking shit liar.