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Do I let my 15 year old take the truck to dance? I'm fucking tired

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Post by DWags Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:26 pm

Daughter has to get to Dance tonight and then back from 9:00 P.M. till 10:30 P.M., Wife is at book club, I'm on the hook. I want to have a beer and watch t.v. Do I let the 15 year old take the truck to dance and back? She'll keep it quiet. I think the wisdom of the board can help me. You all seem like reasonable people.
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Post by Ass Dan Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:28 pm

Yeah, don't do that.
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Post by Floyd Robertson Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:30 pm

Ummm, you could drink and call her an uber?
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Post by DWags Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:30 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Ummm, you could drink and call her an uber?

This is why I love this board!
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Post by tGreenWay Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:35 pm

Just ask a 17-year-old boy to pick her up. You're welcome.
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Post by tGreenWay Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:36 pm

Btw: What idiot school has a dance on a Monday?
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Post by DWags Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:36 pm

Problem solved. She just yelled down to me "Never mind dad, getting picked up by big mack" (that's a girl in her studio)

I was not opening a beer cause I was a little uneasy. Now, I am.
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Post by pulling69 Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:38 pm

She gonna get laid.
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Post by DWags Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:38 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Btw: What idiot school has a dance on a Monday?

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Try fucking 6 days a week. Usually from after school till fucking 9 or 10. Brutal. They don't continuously dance, they take breaks and do homework and crap, but it's pretty brutal.
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Post by The_Dude Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:39 pm

DWags wrote:Problem solved. She just yelled down to me "Never mind dad, getting picked up by big mack" (that's a girl in her studio)

I was not opening a beer cause I was a little uneasy. Now, I am.

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Post by tGreenWay Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:41 pm

pulling69 wrote:She gonna get laid.

Yep, she gonna have coitus with a lesbian named Large Marge or whatever it was.
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Post by The_Dude Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:46 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
pulling69 wrote:She gonna get laid.

Yep, she gonna have coitus with a lesbian named Large Marge or whatever it was.

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Post by tGreenWay Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:46 pm

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Btw: What idiot school has a dance on a Monday?

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Try fucking 6 days a week. Usually from after school till fucking 9 or 10. Brutal. They don't continuously dance, they take breaks and do homework and crap, but it's pretty brutal.

Got it. I misread it as a dance, not dance.
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Post by DWags Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:48 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
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Try fucking 6 days a week. Usually from after school till fucking 9 or 10. Brutal. They don't continuously dance, they take breaks and do homework and crap, but it's pretty brutal.

Got it. I misread it as a dance, not dance.

Yeah, like military school for young girls. you go into that studio and it smells like a fucking locker room. As much tape and bandages and shit as you'll ever see in football. Creeps me out to go in there.
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Post by tanfan! Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:54 pm

I just farted
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Post by Blanch32 Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:56 pm

DWags wrote:Daughter has to get to Dance tonight and then back from 9:00 P.M. till 10:30 P.M., Wife is at book club, I'm on the hook. I want to have a beer and watch t.v. Do I let the 15 year old take the truck to dance and back? She'll keep it quiet. I think the wisdom of the board can help me. You all seem like reasonable people.

You sound like an alchy
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Post by DWags Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:57 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:Daughter has to get to Dance tonight and then back from 9:00 P.M. till 10:30 P.M., Wife is at book club, I'm on the hook. I want to have a beer and watch t.v. Do I let the 15 year old take the truck to dance and back? She'll keep it quiet. I think the wisdom of the board can help me. You all seem like reasonable people.

You sound like an alchy

I can quit any time I feel like it.
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Post by NigelUno Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:36 pm

DWags wrote:
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You sound like an alchy

I can quit any time I feel like it.

Before you quit, try to get in that Bud Light City.
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Post by xsanguine Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:13 pm

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Btw: What idiot school has a dance on a Monday?

Try fucking 6 days a week.

I've tried, never succeeded though.
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Post by Turtleneck Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:43 pm

DWags wrote:
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You sound like an alchy

I can quit any time I feel like it.

Your son is trying to tell you something, DWags.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:37 am

xsanguine wrote:
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Try fucking 6 days a week.

I've tried, never succeeded though.

Heh.
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Post by tGreenWay Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:47 am

Okay, by a show of hands, whose daughters might've gotten pregnant last night?

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:48 am

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Post by tGreenWay Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:59 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Big Mack You have 37 minutes to answer this poll 502811600


Big Mack doesn't dance, but she enjoys watching all the other girls having a good time.
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