2016 Darwin Award nominees - tSwill edition

Report: Man Ejected From Somali Plane in Midair Was Suicide Bomber

The man who died after being sucked out of a Somali passenger jet in midair on Monday appears to have been the man who detonated the bomb, reports the Wall Street Journal.

Good riddance you fucking piece of fucking shit.

technical question..

does he still get his 72 virgins?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:technical question..

does he still get his 72 virgins?

All the male computer nerds he ever dreamed of.

I don't think this is what he had planed.

Giant Moose wrote:I don't think this is what he had planed.

yeah, that really blew up in his face

LooseGoose wrote:Report: Man Ejected From Somali Plane in Midair Was Suicide Bomber

The man who died after being sucked out of a Somali passenger jet in midair on Monday appears to have been the man who detonated the bomb, reports the Wall Street Journal.

Somebody absolve me from my sin please because as I'm typing this I'm laughing my ass off at the thought of that dumb ass shouting something about Allah, pulling the trigger and his body getting sucked out that hole as the passengers are just looking on. Fucking tears are in my eyes.

We should rename the Darwin Award after him. Holy shit that's funny

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Giant Moose wrote:I don't think this is what he had planed.

yeah, that really blew up in his face

Sucks to be him.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

yeah, that really blew up in his face

Sucks to be him.

I'm not sure he understood the gravity of the situation.

footage after the explosion while still flying


everyone is chill, just another day in somalia

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

footage after the explosion while still flying


everyone is chill, just another day in somalia

Fuck that. I would have a steady stream of shit flowing down my pants until we touched down.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

footage after the explosion while still flying


everyone is chill, just another day in somalia

Fuck that. I would have a steady stream of shit flowing down my pants unail we touched down.

So you're traveling with Travis now?

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

footage after the explosion while still flying


everyone is chill, just another day in somalia

that's f**ked up..

every is sitting around like "yo, man.. that guy that blew a hole in the plane and got sucked out? yeah.. can I have his peanuts"?!?!

LooseGoose wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Fuck that. I would have a steady stream of shit flowing down my pants unail we touched down.

So you're traveling with Travis now?

We'd all be better off if he would get sucked out of a hole in a plane. 1st time ever he would get sucked too.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

So you're traveling with Travis now?

We'd all be better off if he would get sucked out of a hole in a plane. 1st time ever he would get sucked too.

Your mom sucked me last night.

She game me a blow job is what I'm saying. Just in case you didn't get that not so subtle statement.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

footage after the explosion while still flying


everyone is chill, just another day in somalia

that's f**ked up..

every is sitting around like "yo, man.. that guy that blew a hole in the plane and got sucked out? yeah.. can I have his peanuts"?!?!

Racist!

Blanch32 wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
that's f**ked up..

every is sitting around like "yo, man.. that guy that blew a hole in the plane and got sucked out? yeah.. can I have his peanuts"?!?!

Racist!

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

footage after the explosion while still flying


everyone is chill, just another day in somalia

that's f**ked up..

every is sitting around like "yo, man.. that guy that blew a hole in the plane and got sucked out? yeah..  can I have his peanuts"?!?!

They were chilling because they knew even if there was still a terrorist on the plane  

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

footage after the explosion while still flying


everyone is chill, just another day in somalia

I watched the vid and thought, "Eh, what the fuck," and then realized that I had the sound off. Watched it again with the sound on, and HOLY FUCK.

I read the perp caught on fire before he was sucked out. Ha ha

Tanfan! wrote:I read the perp caught on fire before he was sucked out.  Ha ha

So he was a flaming piece of shit?