US vs Canada Soccer ultra game thread!!!!

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Does anyone want to talk about soccer now?

No?

Okay fine. Whatever. I'll be watching.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

I am watching a replay of the Rocket Wisconsin game with my parents right now travis. I figured I should spend some quality time with them before I leave.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

That's a really good idea otpt. Put in that quality time.

Let them know that I'm still down for that furry threesome the Saturday after you leave.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I've heard that the reason they awkwardly walk out of the tunnel with children is to prevent fans from throwing shit at them. Human shield style. I don't know if that's true or not.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Does this game matter Travis? Maybe I'll turn it on later.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Not in the slightest. It's what they call a friendly.

Truth time. I really like soccer.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I don't like this sub goalie for the US. He looks like a bitch.

I dunno. Most of my soccer is premier league games so this is really quite shitty. I'll do my best to stay tuned.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Soccer is weird.

[Duke Silver]

Not in the slightest. It's what they call a friendly.

Truth time. I really like soccer.

So you like sports, Kinda?

[Travis of the Cosmos]

You gotta give it time to get used to it.

Imagine trying to watch baseball for the very first time as an adult after years of football and basketball... It's a similar watching experience.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

As in, you start to know when it's time to stop dicking around and half watching and to actually pay attention to the moments that matter.

[Turtleneck]

Does anyone want to talk about soccer now?

[Travis of the Cosmos]

It's 0-0 at halftime you guys. Which is pretty much always what happens anytime I try to introduce someone to soccer. When I'm just watching a game by myself, bam, 5-4. Whatever.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Did the 2nd half start yet? Is that what they call it or nah? I'm watching Jimmy Fallon right now travis.

[Ass Dan]

I keep trying to think if we'd be better with Swanigan and I'm having a hard time. Is he really an improvement over schilling and Costello? Did him flipping to purdue really hurt this msu bball team? I'm leaning toward no .

Thoughts?

[Ass Dan]

I keep trying to think if we'd be better with Swanigan and I'm having a hard time. Is he really an improvement over schilling and Costello? Did him flipping to purdue really hurt this msu bball team? I'm leaning toward no .

Thoughts?

This site sucks. Tried to post my own thread about how Swanigan wouldn't fit on this msu bball team. Ends up in this thread. Gay.

[DWags]

I keep trying to think if we'd be better with Swanigan and I'm having a hard time. Is he really an improvement over schilling and Costello? Did him flipping to purdue really hurt this msu bball team? I'm leaning toward no .

Thoughts?

Agree with your thoughts. Fuck em.

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