This half time show sucks.

by **Gomer** 07/02/16, 08:32 pm

Beyonce's nipple had better pop out our something.

by **kingstonlake** 07/02/16, 08:34 pm

I'm sure it'll get better.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 07/02/16, 08:35 pm

They always do. Last one that didn't was U2 post 9/11.

by **duffy munn** 07/02/16, 08:37 pm

Looks like her nips are strapped in.

by **Gomer** 07/02/16, 08:37 pm

She looks like she's been eating well anyway.

by **kingstonlake** 07/02/16, 08:37 pm

Beyonce' got fat

by **DWags** 07/02/16, 08:38 pm

I love it.

by **kingstonlake** 07/02/16, 08:39 pm

Why did Bruno Mars look like a chick and Beyonce look like a dude?

by **Gomer** 07/02/16, 08:41 pm

I miss the dancing sharks.

by **DWags** 07/02/16, 08:42 pm

Great show.

by Herbie Green 07/02/16, 08:42 pm

I actually enjoyed this

by **duffy munn** 07/02/16, 08:45 pm

kingstonlake wrote:Beyonce' got fat

got fat ? Always been fat.

by **InTenSity** 07/02/16, 08:56 pm

I agree with op.

by **Nordic** 07/02/16, 09:01 pm

Gomer wrote:Beyonce's nipple had better pop out our something.

20 bucks you had this thread queued up before it even started.

#fightthepower

Probably the best halftime show I've seen. Granite, that isn't saying much. Being the first contrarian to contrarian is a about as bad as using narrative in a sentence.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 07/02/16, 09:05 pm

Bruno Mars is the shit. Dude is just fun. You disagree you are just a hater.

by **Gomer** 07/02/16, 09:06 pm

Nordic wrote:
Gomer wrote:Beyonce's nipple had better pop out our something.

20 bucks you had this thread queued up before it even started.

Nope... It had no redeeming qualities.
Good music? Nope
Hot chick? Nope
Surprise guest? Nope
Anything remotely entertaining? Nope

by **Gomer** 07/02/16, 09:07 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Bruno Mars is the shit. Dude is just fun. You disagree you are just a hater.

Bruno Mars is awesome. And I really liked his show when it was his.

But he could not salvage the rest of this steaming heap. Putting him next to that beast of a woman didn't help at all.

by Herbie Green 07/02/16, 09:10 pm

Gomer wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Bruno Mars is the shit. Dude is just fun. You disagree you are just a hater.
Bruno Mars is awesome. And I really liked his show when it was his.

But he could not salvage the rest of this steaming heap. Putting him next to that beast of a woman didn't help at all.

You suck at life

by **tTy** 07/02/16, 09:17 pm

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 07/02/16, 09:20 pm

tTy wrote:

Yikes.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 07/02/16, 11:03 pm

Yeah fuck tTy if he is really trying to criticize Beyonce.

by **pulling69** 07/02/16, 11:06 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:They always do. Last one that didn't was U2 post 9/11.

Ummm

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v6330047nSFChkNw

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 07/02/16, 11:10 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:They always do. Last one that didn't was U2 post 9/11.

Bruno Mars crushed it when it was his show, as Gomer said.

And I'll say it again, shut the fuck up about Beyonce. You guys would cum before she touched you. Jesus christ who do you think you are kidding? This half time show sucks. 502811600

by **Gomer** 07/02/16, 11:35 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:They always do. Last one that didn't was U2 post 9/11.

Bruno Mars crushed it when it was his show, as Gomer said.

And I'll say it again, shut the fuck up about Beyonce. You guys would cum before she touched you. Jesus christ who do you think you are kidding?

Her thighs are as big as my waist. I'll pass.

EDIT: To clarify... if she threw herself at me, I'd be more than glad to accommodate. But I'm not at the point in my life where I'm paying the Velvet Touch girls to fuck me in the ass with a strapon yet either.

by **y2kMgrad** 07/02/16, 11:40 pm

Overall I thought it was pretty entertaining, especially the dance off thing between Beyonce and Bruno Mars. Couldn't hear Coldplay very well though. They needed to turn his mic up or something.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 07/02/16, 11:41 pm

I don't believe you.

by **Gomer** 07/02/16, 11:41 pm

y2kMgrad wrote:Couldn't hear Coldplay very well though. They needed to turn his mic up or something.

That was by design.

by **xsanguine** 08/02/16, 01:32 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:They always do. Last one that didn't was U2 post 9/11.

Bruno Mars crushed it when it was his show, as Gomer said.

And I'll say it again, shut the fuck up about Beyonce. You guys would cum before she touched you. Jesus christ who do you think you are kidding?

She smells fantastic. I can tell you that for a fact.

by tanfan! 08/02/16, 06:19 am

Gaymer is a fat fuck miserable piece of shit. Have I covered it?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 08/02/16, 08:04 am

man, so sorry that I missed it. Really sounds like my kind of thing..

by **kingstonlake** 08/02/16, 08:34 am

Y'all are jerking off over a memory. It's not a crime to observe she's put on a few lbs and isnt "hot as fuck" anymore.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 08/02/16, 08:37 am

per The Onion:

SANTA CLARA, CA—Disappointing the thousands of fans in attendance as well as an estimated 100 million viewers watching at home, the Super Bowl 50 halftime show was marred Sunday by the stadium’s functioning sound system, sources confirmed. “Right from the beginning, the sound was working normally, and unfortunately, I could clearly hear the singing,” said 29-year-old spectator Joe Kessler, adding that the show’s audio feed, which was amplified throughout the stadium and transmitted to television broadcasts with no technical issues, made the performances by Beyonce, Coldplay, and Bruno Mars completely unbearable.

“There was definitely nothing wrong with the speakers or the microphones. It’s a shame, because the perfect sound quality just ruined the whole thing.” Kessler added that he hopes Super Bowl organizers would learn from the incident and avoid a similar disaster next year.

The Onion: Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred by a Functioning Sound System

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 08/02/16, 08:50 am

pulling69 wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:They always do. Last one that didn't was U2 post 9/11.
Ummm

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v6330047nSFChkNw

I don't remember this one at all, must have missed it. Pretty good. I'll put it in the doesn't suck category.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 08/02/16, 09:04 am

gHost Spartan wrote:

Yeah, not hot enough for Gomer - and we're supposed to believe that he's interested in women

She's looked better. Just sayin'.

by **pulling69** 08/02/16, 12:53 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:

Yeah, not hot enough for Gomer - and we're supposed to believe that he's interested in women

She's looked better. Just sayin'.

Exactly, that pic is from 3 years ago....Here is how she looked last night. Just a bit different, thicker for sure:

This half time show sucks. 2016-02-08t015835z1270943966nocidrtrmadp3nfl-super-bowl-50-carolina-panthers-vs-denver-broncos

by **pulling69** 08/02/16, 12:54 pm

by **Robert J Sakimano** 08/02/16, 01:02 pm

she doesn't really appear to be the type of person I would look for in a female..

by **pulling69** 08/02/16, 01:03 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:she doesn't really appear to be the type of person I would look for in a female..

Too tanned?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 08/02/16, 01:06 pm

pulling69 wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:she doesn't really appear to be the type of person I would look for in a female..

Too tanned?

that, of course...

and she doesn't really seem to have a ton of talent in her chosen field. I could be wrong (I probably am) and, admittedly, I know every little about her, but every time I do see her she's basically just kind of gyrating around....

it also seems like she's really popular with the kids.. so, yeah..

of course, she's probably a musical genius along the lines of Taylor Swift and it's me that is in the dark. I'm okay with that.

by **Gomer** 08/02/16, 01:29 pm

Here's another random pic from the NYT.

I'm just not looking to tangle with a woman who's that big.

This half time show sucks. Image10

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