Welp: sports illustrated did it.

by **DWags** 15/02/16, 02:19 pm

Thoughts?

Welp: sports illustrated did it. Image40

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 15/02/16, 02:23 pm

Attainable.

by **The_Dude** 15/02/16, 02:25 pm

Once their year over year sales decline, they will switch it back.

by **Blanch32** 15/02/16, 02:31 pm

Is she preggers?

by **Turtleneck** 15/02/16, 02:33 pm

I see you're working on your charge game. Good for you.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 15/02/16, 02:36 pm

Pat: Let me ask you something, was Mary a little big boned back in high school?
Ted: Big boned? No, no, not at all, no.
Pat: Then I guess she packed on a few pounds over the years.
Ted: Oh yeah? So, she’s a little…she’s a little chubby?
Pat: Oh, I’d say about a deuce, deuce and a half, not bad.
Ted: Oh my, a deuce and a half huh?
Pat: You know you shit out a bunch of kids you’re bound to put on a few pounds.
Ted: Oh, so she’s married?
Pat: No, no she’s never been, that’s the good news.
Ted: Huh?
Pat: Four kids, three different guys but no rock. Hyperactive little , tough to keep up with in a wheelchair.
Ted: She’s in a wheelchair? Mary’s in a wheelchair?
Pat: I thought that was part of your kick.
Ted: Well, listen I’ve been thinking about what you said and I still want to look her up.
Pat: Who? Roller pig? Are you nuts?
Ted: I thought you said she was a, a real spark plug.
Pat: No, no I said butt plug. She’s heinous.

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 02:39 pm

The_Dude wrote:Once their year over year sales decline, they will switch it back.

Goddamned misogynist free market! How dare people want what they want... they need to want what our dear women's studies professors say they should want.

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 02:39 pm

Having said all that...

Would bang without protection.

by **Turtleneck** 15/02/16, 02:40 pm

xsanguine wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Once their year over year sales decline, they will switch it back.

Goddamned misogynist free market! How dare people want what they want... they need to want what our dear women's studies professors say they should want.

Never saw this post coming. Completely unexpected.

by **DWags** 15/02/16, 02:41 pm

xsanguine wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Once their year over year sales decline, they will switch it back.

Goddamned misogynist free market! How dare people want what they want... they need to want what our dear women's studies professors say they should want.

Professor Click gonna get you excited.

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7289

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 02:44 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Goddamned misogynist free market! How dare people want what they want... they need to want what our dear women's studies professors say they should want.

Never saw this post coming. Completely unexpected.

I have an election coming up.

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 02:45 pm

DWags wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Goddamned misogynist free market! How dare people want what they want... they need to want what our dear women's studies professors say they should want.

Professor Click gonna get you excited.

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7289

I'd appreciate a trigger warning.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 15/02/16, 02:46 pm

So many micro aggressions! Welp: sports illustrated did it. 1550444538

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 02:47 pm

Stop. Turtleneck is getting annoyed, guise.

by **Turtleneck** 15/02/16, 02:50 pm

xsanguine wrote:Stop. Turtleneck is getting annoyed, guise.

I am not annoyed. I just think you are kind of whiny.

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 02:50 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Stop. Turtleneck is getting annoyed, guise.

I am not annoyed. I just think you are kind of whiny.

Good. The feeling is mutual.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 15/02/16, 02:50 pm

Did I mention I would plow by the way? I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

by **Turtleneck** 15/02/16, 02:52 pm

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I am not annoyed. I just think you are kind of whiny.

Good. The feeling is mutual.

Good! I do not want it any other way, whiny.

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 02:54 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Good. The feeling is mutual.

Good! I do not want it any other way, whiny.

I'll be extra careful to not post correlative banter on subject matter in future threads so not to offend your sensibilities, Huey.

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 02:55 pm

Now do you want to fuck the fat chick or not?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 15/02/16, 02:56 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Did I mention I would plow by the way? I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

I mean seriously, big boobs do it for me. You get me a 6 foot tall chick with D cups? Welp: sports illustrated did it. 361471007

Preferably under a deuce though.

by **Turtleneck** 15/02/16, 03:01 pm

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Good! I do not want it any other way, whiny.

I'll be extra careful to not post correlative banter on subject matter in future threads so not to offend your sensibilities, Huey.

You're the poster constantly offended. I am not the one always complaining about what other people do or say. I'm just pointing out your constant, non-stop bitching.

by **DWags** 15/02/16, 03:03 pm

What was the vixen villain in Austin Powers? Alotta Vagina?

by **tGreenWay** 15/02/16, 03:06 pm

xsanguine wrote:Now do you want to fuck the fat chick or not?

I'd jinx all over her SI cover.

by **pulling69** 15/02/16, 03:07 pm

I mean she is large:

Welp: sports illustrated did it. Ashley-graham-2016-photo-sports-illustrated-x160011_tk6_0013-rawwmfinal1920

Welp: sports illustrated did it. Ashley-graham-2016-photo-sports-illustrated-x160011_tk6_2474-rawwmfinal1920

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 03:07 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I'll be extra careful to not post correlative banter on subject matter in future threads so not to offend your sensibilities, Huey.

You're the poster constantly offended. I am not the one always complaining about what other people do or say. I'm just pointing out your constant, non-stop bitching.

Well, to be fair, you are the one always complaining about what I say, Hall Monitor.

I'm cracking random jokes relative to the subject matter. Why do you have to read everything I write as some serious intentioned diatribe?

by **Turtleneck** 15/02/16, 03:11 pm

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You're the poster constantly offended. I am not the one always complaining about what other people do or say. I'm just pointing out your constant, non-stop bitching.

Well, to be fair, you are the one always complaining about what I say, Hall Monitor.

I'm cracking random jokes relative to the subject matter. Why do you have to read everything I write as some serious intentioned diatribe?

Because, when you run for drain commissioner, I am going to use all of this material in attacks ads paid for by the Super PAC I plan to organize in support of your opponent.

Also, I do not complain about what you say. I just point out that you always say it. There is a difference. You are free to have your opinion.

by **pulling69** 15/02/16, 03:16 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Did I mention I would plow by the way? I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

I mean seriously, big boobs do it for me. You get me a 6 foot tall chick with D cups?

Preferably under a deuce though.

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 03:24 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Well, to be fair, you are the one always complaining about what I say, Hall Monitor.

I'm cracking random jokes relative to the subject matter. Why do you have to read everything I write as some serious intentioned diatribe?

Because, when you run for drain commissioner, I am going to use all of this material in attacks ads paid for by the Super PAC I plan to organize in support of your opponent.

Also, I do not complain about what you say. I just point out that you always say it. There is a difference. You are free to have your opinion.

You described it as 'whiny', which certainly implies an intellectually adversarial approach to what is being said or it being said at all. It would certainly qualify as a complaint.
Yes, I choose to float one liners that seem to indicate a strong leaning towards a certain opinion. You can say I'm not funny. That seems like a fair critique as I guess the main aim is to use humor to polarize the issue. I guess I just don't understand how the 'whining' part fits into it. There's a lot of adjectives that could be used to insult me with in this instance that would make sense if that's what you're trying to do. That one just didn't make a lot of sense to me.
I've noticed you giving me the same impression in other threads (not recent) where I was just trying to throw out assholish comments in a bid to maybe troll or maybe one person will find it funny and you make it seem like I was attempting to lay out a serious argument.
The only one I seem to be trolling is you but in a way not intended.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 15/02/16, 03:35 pm

do people still read Sports Illustrated?

if so, are they the same people who read TV Guide or Readers Digest?

by **Blanch32** 15/02/16, 03:36 pm

pulling69 wrote:I mean she is large:

....and that's with airbrushing and photoshop

by **Turtleneck** 15/02/16, 03:38 pm

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Because, when you run for drain commissioner, I am going to use all of this material in attacks ads paid for by the Super PAC I plan to organize in support of your opponent.

Also, I do not complain about what you say. I just point out that you always say it. There is a difference. You are free to have your opinion.

You described it as 'whiny', which certainly implies an intellectually adversarial approach to what is being said or it being said at all. It would certainly qualify as a complaint.
Yes, I choose to float one liners that seem to indicate a strong leaning towards a certain opinion. You can say I'm not funny. That seems like a fair critique as I guess the main aim is to use humor to polarize the issue. I guess I just don't understand how the 'whining' part fits into it. There's a lot of adjectives that could be used to insult me with in this instance that would make sense if that's what you're trying to do. That one just didn't make a lot of sense to me.
I've noticed you giving me the same impression in other threads (not recent) where I was just trying to throw out assholish comments in a bid to maybe troll or maybe one person will find it funny and you make it seem like I was attempting to lay out a serious argument.
The only one I seem to be trolling is you but in a way not intended.

I would not describe calling somebody "whiny" as an "intellectually adversarial approach." I mean, yeah, it's not any kind of intellectual challenge to your point.

by **pulling69** 15/02/16, 04:14 pm

5'9" and close to 200 pounds.... Here is a pic from her "normal" type of modeling:

Welp: sports illustrated did it. 2A9814E300000578-0-Brunette_ambition_Plus_size_model_Ashley_Graham_revealed_in_a_ne-m-33_1437085722150

Welp: sports illustrated did it. 2A9814E300000578-0-Brunette_ambition_Plus_size_model_Ashley_Graham_revealed_in_a_ne-m-33_1437085722150

by **xsanguine** 15/02/16, 04:30 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

You described it as 'whiny', which certainly implies an intellectually adversarial approach to what is being said or it being said at all. It would certainly qualify as a complaint.
Yes, I choose to float one liners that seem to indicate a strong leaning towards a certain opinion. You can say I'm not funny. That seems like a fair critique as I guess the main aim is to use humor to polarize the issue. I guess I just don't understand how the 'whining' part fits into it. There's a lot of adjectives that could be used to insult me with in this instance that would make sense if that's what you're trying to do. That one just didn't make a lot of sense to me.
I've noticed you giving me the same impression in other threads (not recent) where I was just trying to throw out assholish comments in a bid to maybe troll or maybe one person will find it funny and you make it seem like I was attempting to lay out a serious argument.
The only one I seem to be trolling is you but in a way not intended.

I would not describe calling somebody "whiny" as an "intellectually adversarial approach." I mean, yeah, it's not any kind of intellectual challenge to your point.

As the object of your e-hate, I'm just trying to make sure that your insults make sense. The broken record thing, that made sense. It's funny. But it's clear you have some deeper issue with me when you toss out any old insult for the sake of being an insult. I'm not going to let you slide on the context of those insults. I expect better.

by **Tim Wakefield** 15/02/16, 06:53 pm

I'd plus her size.

by **tTy** 15/02/16, 08:33 pm

Hey, hey, hey!
Here's Ashley Graham
And I'm gonna sing a song for you
And Bill's gonna show you a thing or two (I bet he will....)
You'll have some fun now
With me and all the gang
Learning from each other
While we do our thing

Na, na, na
Gonna have a good time
Hey, hey, hey!
Na, na, na
Gonna have a good time
Hey, hey, hey!

This is Bill Cosby coming out with music and fun
If you're not careful, you may get fucked in the bum!
Hey, hey, hey!

Na, na, na
Gonna have a good time
Na, na, na
Gonna have a good time
Na, na, na
Gonna have a good time

by **Blanch32** 15/02/16, 08:50 pm

pulling69 wrote:5'9" and close to 200 pounds.... Here is a pic from her "normal" type of modeling:

Awww....the "Michigan" look

by **Turtleneck** 15/02/16, 08:51 pm

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I would not describe calling somebody "whiny" as an "intellectually adversarial approach." I mean, yeah, it's not any kind of intellectual challenge to your point.

As the object of your e-hate, I'm just trying to make sure that your insults make sense. The broken record thing, that made sense. It's funny. But it's clear you have some deeper issue with me when you toss out any old insult for the sake of being an insult. I'm not going to let you slide on the context of those insults. I expect better.

I think e-hate is a little strong. Are you going for "Most Dramatic Performance in an Internet Message Board Thread"? If so, you have a lot of work to do. I think you should stick to action threads or maybe sci-fi.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 15/02/16, 09:10 pm

She looks like Eva Mendes after she gave up on life

by **CORNER BLITZ** 15/02/16, 09:10 pm

And I hate when they call chubby chicks "curvy"...no, you're fat

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