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General advice for OTPT, Ass Dan, Wake, Millenials
From the old people on tSwill.
The best piece of advice I could give any of you guys, and I want you to hold this near and dear to your heart.
The best piece of advice I could give any of you guys, and I want you to hold this near and dear to your heart.
- Spoiler:
- Don't listen to anything blanch says
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Inspiring advice
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:From the old people on tSwill.
The best piece of advice I could give any of you guys, and I want you to hold this near and dear to your heart.
- Spoiler:
Don't listen to anything blanch says
Disagree. Blanch is a hard working man who puts a roof over his head and provides for himself. That is something all millennial's should aspire to achieve in life (Many will never achieve his status, including on here). . He isn't buried in student loan debt and I think swillsters should admire his hard work ethic and desire to be great.
-SD265 OUT
-Respect For Blanch
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WBH delivers. Always.
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Smoke as much weed as possible.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:From the old people on tSwill.
The best piece of advice I could give any of you guys, and I want you to hold this near and dear to your heart.
- Spoiler:
Don't listen to anything blanch says
Disagree. Blanch is a hard working man who puts a roof over his head and provides for himself. That is something all millennial's should aspire to achieve in life (Many will never achieve his status, including on here). . He isn't buried in student loan debt and I think swillsters should admire his hard work ethic and desire to be great.
-SD265 OUT
-Respect For Blanch
Good case study right here. SD offers nothing to society. He'll be on welfare after he runs through mommy and daddy's money. Don't be like SD.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Disagree. Blanch is a hard working man who puts a roof over his head and provides for himself. That is something all millennial's should aspire to achieve in life (Many will never achieve his status, including on here). . He isn't buried in student loan debt and I think swillsters should admire his hard work ethic and desire to be great.
-SD265 OUT
-Respect For Blanch
Good case study right here. SD offers nothing to society. He'll be on welfare after he runs through mommy and daddy's money. Don't be like SD.
I stimulate the economy in more ways than one.
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Good case study right here. SD offers nothing to society. He'll be on welfare after he runs through mommy and daddy's money. Don't be like SD.
I stimulate the economy in more ways than one.
Is... Is "the economy" your butthole
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Good case study right here. SD offers nothing to society. He'll be on welfare after he runs through mommy and daddy's money. Don't be like SD.
I stimulate the economy in more ways than one.
You tickle the economy's balls?
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DWags wrote:Smoke as much weed as possible.
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What does blanch say about first days?
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What does blanch say about first days?
Don't tuck your shirt into your underwear.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What does blanch say about first days?
Don't eye fuck any new babes for longer than 10 seconds.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What does blanch say about first days?
Have someone take you out for a beer
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What does blanch say about first days?
Don't masturbate in the stall closest to the door.
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For realz, OTPT, don't stress about tomorrow. It's no big deal.
Remember that this is not the grown up job you are going to have for the rest of your life. I mean unless you're .0001% that's not going to happen. So don't put too much stress on yourself.
But - don't pull a Brennan and Dale either.
Don't worry too much about what they're going to teach you tomorrow. You're going to have the opportunity to ask questions as you learn on the job.
But - don't clam up, either. Serious here - be a Spartan. If MSU taught you anything, it's how to be social, talk to people. How to get along with people. Be conversational. Be relevant. Don't be a nervous stiff too scared to talk. Don't go hogwild asking how to tie your shoelaces.
Use common sense. You're a smart lad. Be you. You'll be fine. They hired you for a reason. They like you. Remember that. Don't give them a reason to change their opinion and that stance is unlikely to change. This ain't life or death. You're going to do great man.
Remember that this is not the grown up job you are going to have for the rest of your life. I mean unless you're .0001% that's not going to happen. So don't put too much stress on yourself.
But - don't pull a Brennan and Dale either.
Don't worry too much about what they're going to teach you tomorrow. You're going to have the opportunity to ask questions as you learn on the job.
But - don't clam up, either. Serious here - be a Spartan. If MSU taught you anything, it's how to be social, talk to people. How to get along with people. Be conversational. Be relevant. Don't be a nervous stiff too scared to talk. Don't go hogwild asking how to tie your shoelaces.
Use common sense. You're a smart lad. Be you. You'll be fine. They hired you for a reason. They like you. Remember that. Don't give them a reason to change their opinion and that stance is unlikely to change. This ain't life or death. You're going to do great man.
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Ask nedgo (sp?) for his MSU suit. You should probably forget the wrestling mask though
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OTPT (and Wake) tomorrow:
https://youtu.be/0EjqOCpM7d8?t=14s
https://youtu.be/0EjqOCpM7d8?t=14s
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WBH is the man. #SpartansWill
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:For realz, OTPT, don't stress about tomorrow. It's no big deal.
Remember that this is not the grown up job you are going to have for the rest of your life. I mean unless you're .0001% that's not going to happen. So don't put too much stress on yourself.
But - don't pull a Brennan and Dale either.
Don't worry too much about what they're going to teach you tomorrow. You're going to have the opportunity to ask questions as you learn on the job.
But - don't clam up, either. Serious here - be a Spartan. If MSU taught you anything, it's how to be social, talk to people. How to get along with people. Be conversational. Be relevant. Don't be a nervous stiff too scared to talk. Don't go hogwild asking how to tie your shoelaces.
Use common sense. You're a smart lad. Be you. You'll be fine. They hired you for a reason. They like you. Remember that. Don't give them a reason to change their opinion and that stance is unlikely to change. This ain't life or death. You're going to do great man.
None of this dumb advice matters since he is not going. Nice try though.
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Damnit Turtleneck it is crunch time!
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Don't get into any fights your first day.
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One last thing before I go to bed. If you get the sense that whoever is showing you the ropes tomorrow might have a good sense of humor... By all means throw in some kind of crack against the blacks and/or the Jews. Best icebreaker ever.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote: Damnit Turtleneck it is crunch time!
If you go, you will never be the same.
Sure, they may seem nice. They might give you bonuses or other material rewards that make you feel appreciated. The office space might seem hip and trendy, and people might say "this is a great place to work," but it is all a facade. In return they will ask you to shed your skin for them. They will ask you to conform. They will ask that you trade your humanity for circuitry, your soul for a battery. You will be reprogrammed, OTPT. And it all begins tomorrow...if you go.
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Fuck, be yourself. That ain't what they want, move the fuck on.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:From the old people on tSwill.
The best piece of advice I could give any of you guys, and I want you to hold this near and dear to your heart.
- Spoiler:
Don't listen to anything blanch says
Yea don't listen to me if you want to bang strange well into your thirtys. Instead, Listen to the green seat mafia and you'll be home depoting home improvement projects at 24 whole your wife is bitching about you being the reason they are late for some 9 am toddler birthday party filled with people you can't stand in button downs and kakhis
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SpartanDawgs265 wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:From the old people on tSwill.
The best piece of advice I could give any of you guys, and I want you to hold this near and dear to your heart.
- Spoiler:
Don't listen to anything blanch says
Disagree. Blanch is a hard working man who puts a roof over his head and provides for himself. That is something all millennial's should aspire to achieve in life (Many will never achieve his status, including on here). . He isn't buried in student loan debt and I think swillsters should admire his hard work ethic and desire to be great.
-SD265 OUT
-Respect For Blanch
Speaking of which I hear savannaHS st patricks day fest is redic. Plus it's the actual day so i can still do the charlotte bar crawl too. Who's down? No need to decide now you have until the 15th.
Also, anyone down for the Kentucky derby? Hear the infield is a blast. Ground hogs day next year?
See, these are all things married people cannot nor will not do. Getting some of them to admit it is another matter
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What does blanch say about first days?
Don't do what my Wolverine buddy's brother did, and take job interview calls on the way back from lunch with the new coworkers. I am not joking about this either. That's the Michigan difference
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Tim Wakefield wrote:Ask nedgo (sp?) for his MSU suit. You should probably forget the wrestling mask though
Jeezus Christ, I'd have paid him $500 to go to work in that on the 1st day.
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How the first day? Please respond here often. You'll really impress your boss if he always sees you typing something into your phone.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:How the first day? Please respond here often. You'll really impress your boss if he always sees you typing something into your phone.
This is a good point too. Only read the Swill on mobile at the office. Never use the work computer. Pretty sure I was being monitored at my last job and others have been flat out fires for it. Not worth the risk. Do like me and bs while on the work shitter, just like right now
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SEIZE THE DAY
ALL DAY
EVERY DAY
(This could be interpreted differently for different people...for blanch, it means pooping and message boarding...for others it could be more profound.)
ALL DAY
EVERY DAY
(This could be interpreted differently for different people...for blanch, it means pooping and message boarding...for others it could be more profound.)
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NigelUno wrote:SEIZE THE DAY
ALL DAY
EVERY DAY
(This could be interpreted differently for different people...for blanch, it means pooping and message boarding...for others it could be more profound.)
Flagged for repetitive posting.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:NigelUno wrote:SEIZE THE DAY
ALL DAY
EVERY DAY
(This could be interpreted differently for different people...for blanch, it means pooping and message boarding...for others it could be more profound.)
Flagged for repetitive posting.
I guess that would be a minor flaw for that general advice...it probably needs to be repeated every 24 hours.
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NigelUno wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Flagged for repetitive posting.
I guess that would be a minor flaw for that general advice...it probably needs to be repeated every 24 hours.
Shocking you left the "tapping strange" part out.
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Blanch32 wrote:NigelUno wrote:
I guess that would be a minor flaw for that general advice...it probably needs to be repeated every 24 hours.
Shocking you left the "tapping strange" part out.
SEIZE THE DAY
TAKE THE FISH PILLS
(24 hour repetitive general advice)
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Fuck this fucking clown suit
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I wear jeans a t-shirt to work most days..Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck this fucking clown suit
of course, that's one benefit of working in the kitchen where customers can't see you.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck this fucking clown suit
i thought you were working for a college? Is it a clown college?
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