Women in Trump's America

-wonderful centerpieces for any parade float
-must-have accessories for rallies!!
-great places to hang clothes on BUT NOT TOO MANY CLOTHES
-get a six-pack of them and have them follow you to clubs to show you are desirable
-human hatracks
-great way to display your gold
-put one or two on your lawn and it looks like you’re having a party!
-load up your sportscar with one or two of these and you can drive it in the HOV lane
-one can add a nice touch to any cocktail party, especially if draped in costly beads
-put one on each side of doorways and they can hold plants or drink trays and really spruce up a room
-can hold newspapers or magazines to keep them from blowing away
-couch-warmer
-sandwich-maker
-coffee-maker that tells you the weather
-bring one with you to a restaurant to take desserts you don’t want and also people can see you are not a weird old man eating a big tray of food by himself
-load up a small, expensive car with them and have them get out slowly like sexy clowns so that people are impressed how many of them you have been able to lure into your vehicle and they know that your hands are big and you are strong and you never cry by yourself when the night comes
-replace them every few years with newer models to show your wealth and sensitivity to trends
-their voices can function like white-noise machines when you’re trying to sleep
-armrest
-collect enough of them and you can evolve them and make them war against each other for your amusement <– you are thinking of Pokemon
-treat them as people with different thoughts and preferences and address them accordingly <– you are thinking of men
-cave decoration

xsanguine wrote:I want one of those hats just to piss people off in public. Probably would get assaulted.

The only redeeming quality I've been able to find in Trump is his ability to make people forget their humanity and go fucking violent off speech. Expose their inner asshole.

Those young women are very pretty, btw.

Turtleneck wrote:

xsanguine wrote:I want one of those hats just to piss people off in public. Probably would get assaulted.

The only redeeming quality I've been able to find in Trump is his ability to make people forget their humanity and go fucking violent off speech. Expose their inner asshole.

Those young women are very pretty, btw.

You would get some pushback for sure. I just has a very minor incident along those lines. Nothing big. Rather trivial. But still interesting. I'm not sure it would be worth it. He brings out irrational behavior in his supporters and opponents alike.

xsanguine wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

You would get some pushback for sure. I just has a very minor incident along those lines. Nothing big. Rather trivial. But still interesting. I'm not sure it would be worth it. He brings out irrational behavior in his supporters and opponents alike.

Geez, that's ridiculous. I guess I've never experienced that, although I'm not very vocal about my political leanings outside of online forums. To physically assault or even intimidate or scream at someone for their choice in a political candidate/leaning (with some rare and obvious exceptions, of course) is akin to punching someone out because they like a rival sports team.

xsanguine wrote:I want one of those hats just to piss people off in public. Probably would get assaulted.

The only redeeming quality I've been able to find in Trump is his ability to make people forget their humanity and go fucking violent off speech. Expose their inner asshole.

Those young women are very pretty, btw.

LooseGoose wrote:Get called whores by the media and collect $3 Million.

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xsanguine wrote:I want one of those hats just to piss people off in public. Probably would get assaulted.

The only redeeming quality I've been able to find in Trump is his ability to make people forget their humanity and go fucking violent off speech. Expose their inner asshole.

Those young women are very pretty, btw.

Blanch32 wrote:

xsanguine wrote:I want one of those hats just to piss people off in public. Probably would get assaulted.

The only redeeming quality I've been able to find in Trump is his ability to make people forget their humanity and go fucking violent off speech. Expose their inner asshole.

Those young women are very pretty, btw.

This.  the fake umpathrtic libs make me puke