Q 4 old dudes

by **Blanch32** Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:46 pm

How do you completely piss and not have piss specks all over your pants? And when did this shit start anyway?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:48 pm

Blanch32 wrote:How do you completely piss and not have piss specks all over your pants? And when did this shit start anyway?

so you're asking "old dudes" in a dismissive fashion why you're urinating on yourself at work?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:49 pm

Shake your fucking dick off Blanch, were you not taught this?

by **NigelUno** Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:52 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Shake your fucking dick off Blanch, were you not taught this?

by **steveschneider** Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:53 pm

Stand there for like an extra 10 seconds when you think you are done, you'll be stunned at how many times you'll start going again.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:55 pm

Blanch32 wrote:How do you completely piss and not have piss specks all over your pants? And when did this shit start anyway?

You sound old and possibly developmentally disabled.

by **Blanch32** Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:25 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Shake your fucking dick off Blanch, were you not taught this?

That's the problem. Bullets in the chamber

by **xsanguine** Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:32 pm

I always wondered this, too. It's almost like I woke up one day and couldn't keep from pissing myself after I already took a piss.

I just stand there at the urinal all awkward like for an extra 20 seconds now, Blanch. I guess this is what they were talking about all those years....

by **Rocinante** Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:53 pm

This thread made me have to pee.

by **SeeRockCity** Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:29 pm

Milk it, shake it, tuck it.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:31 pm

SeeRockCity wrote:...Milk...

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:43 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
SeeRockCity wrote:...Milk...

by **Death Roe** Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:12 pm

by **tGreenWay** Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:00 pm

I think Q4 would be a great way to reference really old guys, but I say that as someone who is still really early in Q3.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:00 pm

Also, you may have prostate cancer, Blanch. Sorry.

by **Snake Plissken** Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:05 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Also, you may have prostate cancer, Blanch. Sorry.

Pretty sure he should contact a urologist...fast.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:21 pm

Sounds like the love of his life gave him a present.....

by **steveschneider** Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:23 pm

kingstonlake wrote:Sounds like the love of his life gave him a present.....

Don't let the syphilis go to the brain Blanch. Treat it early!

by **DWags** Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:37 pm

Jesus. Don't piss on your fucking pants. I'm guessing we all maybe did it once or twice. A dribble here or there but fucking ay. Just have a long enough penis where you don't. If I can avoid it with my size anyone can.

by **The Pantry** Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:55 pm

Snake Plissken wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Also, you may have prostate cancer, Blanch. Sorry.
Pretty sure he should contact a urologist...fast.

Should make a day of it and hit a proctologist office too to see if they can pull his head out of his ass

by **Blanch32** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:03 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Also, you may have prostate cancer, Blanch. Sorry.

Can't say I'm suprised

by **Blanch32** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:04 pm

DWags wrote:Jesus. Don't piss on your fucking pants. I'm guessing we all maybe did it once or twice. A dribble here or there but fucking ay. Just have a long enough penis where you don't. If I can avoid it with my size anyone can.

Yes. Dribbles is the best explanation

by **The Pantry** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:22 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:Jesus. Don't piss on your fucking pants. I'm guessing we all maybe did it once or twice. A dribble here or there but fucking ay. Just have a long enough penis where you don't. If I can avoid it with my size anyone can.

Yes. Dribbles is the best explanation

Experience any weirdness while sitting in a chair or in the car? Like you're sitting on something in your taint area that isn't there?

by **Turtleneck** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:23 pm

Blanch....

Q 4 old dudes Giphy

by **Death Roe** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:39 pm

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:53 pm

Did someone say 4 old dudes?

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by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:02 pm

When you pee does it come out like a sprinkler?

by **xsanguine** Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:17 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:When you pee does it come out like a sprinkler?

He's snake-toothin' it.

by **Blanch32** Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:22 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Yes. Dribbles is the best explanation
Experience any weirdness while sitting in a chair or in the car? Like you're sitting on something in your taint area that isn't there?

Nope. And i dont ride bikes either.

by **Blanch32** Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:24 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:When you pee does it come out like a sprinkler?

Nope. Stream not an issue.

by **Blanch32** Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:24 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Did someone say 4 old dudes?

Dude you are ObssessEd with old man gay bjs

by **The Pantry** Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:39 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Experience any weirdness while sitting in a chair or in the car? Like you're sitting on something in your taint area that isn't there?

Nope. And i dont ride bikes either.

You probably have a disease called "green seat mafia"...GSM for short

by **duffy munn** Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:19 pm

This is what happens when you are in your 30's but your body is 55.

by **NigelUno** Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:20 pm

Probably needs to carry around a piss towel.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:22 pm

If old dudes want to give each other blowjobs, who am I to tell them they shouldn't do that. Especially if they're Asian.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:24 pm

NigelUno wrote:Probably needs to carry around a piss towel.

by **xsanguine** Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:49 pm

Pretty sure we have mutual friends, gHost.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:51 pm

gHost Spartan wrote:I used to work with a militant homosexual dude who used to call straight guys "fa gs" as a way to antagonize them - he used to say crazy shit like "I suck cock but I am tougher than you" and shit like that. Anyway, we were at a happy hour once and some quasi-hipster guy (kind of half-hipster, half-preppy) walked out of the bathroom and he had piss stains on his khakis. The militant gay (his name was Tom) went fucking ballistic on the dude and called him out for being a punk that pissed on himself "you don't even know how to control your own cock, fa g" lol it was hilarious, he went on for like 15 minutes annihilating the guy. Never forget that. It was like 1998.

sounds like a douche.

by **xsanguine** Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:53 pm

gHost Spartan wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Pretty sure we have mutual friends, gHost.
Are you friend with Tom? He was crazy.

Is Tom black and is Tom a great wing man?

by **tGreenWay** Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:05 am

Snake Plissken wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Also, you may have prostate cancer, Blanch. Sorry.
Pretty sure he should contact a urologist...fast.

Yup. Blanch is going to be paying some dude to cup his misters soon.

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