The New Improved I'm so winning MegaMillions/PowerBall thread!!!

by Guest 2016-04-28, 12:16

Now that it's over $300 million again it seems it would be worth winning.

MEGA MILLIONS / POWERBALL LOTTERY NEWS

by **Rocinante** 2016-04-28, 12:36

Let's do this!!!

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-04-28, 13:53

Didnt Ty already win

by **Rocinante** 2016-04-28, 13:59

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Didnt Ty already win

Holy shit that's why he quit the board. Motherfucker!

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-04-28, 14:12

This should be enough for me to finally afford my G6. Hey guys, if I buy the jet, will you guys pay for gas for Swill sponsored road trips?

by **The Pantry** 2016-04-28, 17:50

Bought some Fantasy 5 tickets on the way home. Pot is over $500K tonight

by Guest 2016-05-07, 17:59

OTPT - Dopers unite!! $420 million powerball tonight.

by Guest 2016-05-08, 11:26

Some son of a bitch in New Jersey took $429 Million from me last night.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-08, 11:31

Probably related to gHost.

by Guest 2016-06-01, 08:06

Drawing for Friday @ $251 Million......

MEGA MILLIONS / POWERBALL LOTTERY NEWS

by Guest 2016-06-04, 07:30

Fuck me running, I'm glad I wasn't in Niles a couple weeks ago.

Michigan man wins $1 million on mistake lottery ticket

NILES, Mich. — A simple mistake turned out to be very lucky for a Niles man who won a $1 million Mega Millions prize from the Michigan Lottery.

Richard Hopper Sr., 69, matched the five white balls drawn — 18, 41, 50, 68, and 70 — in Friday's drawing to win the $1 million prize. He bought his winning ticket at the Sunrise Sunset Party Store, located at 1009 Huntly Road in Niles.

"When I stopped to buy my Mega Millions ticket, the clerk said he had accidentally printed an easy pick for another player who didn't want the ticket, and asked if I wanted to buy it or if I wanted another ticket," said Hopper. "I decided to buy the ticket that had already been printed off and boy, am I glad I did."

When Hopper checked his ticket Saturday morning, he thought he'd won $100,000.

"When I was looking at the winning numbers, I remember thinking 'boy, those look familiar,'" said Hopper. "At first I thought I had won $100,000 and I was pleasantly surprised when I learned I had really won $1 million.

BTW - Megamillions rolled over last night, $260Million on Tuesday.

by Guest 2016-06-10, 10:57

$280-$300 Million tonight.

Get your tickets while you can.

by **InTenSity** 2016-06-10, 10:59

LooseGoose wrote:$280-$300 Million tonight.

Get your tickets while you can.

Will they run out?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-06-10, 11:01

Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat. I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.

by Guest 2016-06-10, 11:03

InTenSity wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:$280-$300 Million tonight.

Get your tickets while you can.
Will they run out?

lol, that's not the proper spirit.

by Guest 2016-06-10, 11:06

tGreenWay wrote:Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat. I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.

I'd buy Tanny the TwoTrack Inn just so he'd STFU.

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by **tGreenWay** 2016-06-10, 14:04

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat. I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.

I'd buy Tanny the TwoTrack Inn just so he'd STFU.

I've come to the conclusion that everyone will want cash, anyway. All yall can buy whatever you want. I might draw straws and the loser gets the cash equivalent in a Family Dollar gift card.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-06-10, 14:58

tGreenWay wrote:Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat. I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.

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by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-06-10, 14:59

tGreenWay wrote:Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat. I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.

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by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-06-11, 18:08

A nice start to a memorabilia collection after winning

https://m.invaluable.com/#lot/b504fe987d

by **The Pantry** 2016-06-11, 18:15

CORNER BLITZ wrote:A nice start to a memorabilia collection after winning

https://m.invaluable.com/#lot/b504fe987d

WTF...?

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by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-06-11, 18:57

Greatest player of a generation bro

by **tGreenWay** 2016-06-11, 21:59

CORNER BLITZ wrote:A nice start to a memorabilia collection after winning

https://m.invaluable.com/#lot/b504fe987d

Tony Montana had better taste than you.

by Guest 2016-06-14, 13:03

Just a reminder - $293 million tonight. Enough to buy a 1,000 year membership to the Swill.

by **Rocinante** 2016-06-14, 13:52

LooseGoose wrote:Just a reminder - $293 million tonight. Enough to buy a 1,000 year membership to the Swill.

293,000 a year seems a little steep.

by Guest 2016-06-14, 14:15

Rocinante wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Just a reminder - $293 million tonight. Enough to buy a 1,000 year membership to the Swill.

293,000 a year seems a little steep.

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by Guest 2016-06-15, 19:46

No winner - $310 Million at least on Friday.

by Guest 2016-06-21, 20:06

333 Million drawing tonight - grab your tickets. Maybe someone can win and fund a better twitter account?

by **The Pantry** 2016-06-21, 20:43

Started a little pool at work...only 5 in at $5 apiece. $32M each after lump sum and taxes.

Fuck Roc and his shitty twittering

by Guest 2016-06-22, 09:37

Rolls over to $363 million for Friday, though someone from Michigan was one of two people to win $1 million in this drawing.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-06-22, 09:54

Hard pass. I only play when the pot gets to $1 billion.

by Guest 2016-06-25, 07:13

No winners, rolls over to $390 million for Tuesday.

by Guest 2016-06-28, 09:32

Sitting at $390 million now, might make it to $400 by tonight's drawing.

by Guest 2016-07-05, 21:23

$454 Million for tonight.

by Guest 2016-07-06, 08:11

No winner last night, starting out at $508 million for Friday night. Probably will end higher.

by **DWags** 2016-07-06, 10:00

LooseGoose wrote:No winner last night, starting out at $508 million for Friday night. Probably will end higher.

If I win Friday, every poster on the swill who has over 5,000 posts gets a free trip all expenses paid to whatever bowl we're in.

Start posting.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-07-06, 10:04

jesus disapproves of gambling so I won't be participating.

by **DWags** 2016-07-06, 10:07

Robert J Sakimano wrote:jesus disapproves of gambling so I won't be participating.

You don't think he gambled that Pontius Pilate would look the other way?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-07-06, 10:08

DWags wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:jesus disapproves of gambling so I won't be participating.

You don't think he gambled that Pontius Pilate would look the other way?

Sorry, I'm not familiar with Harry Potter, either.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-06, 13:23

Those of you who played and came up short didn't want it bad enough.

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