Re: London named #1 Big Ben city

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:56 pm

Kill it with fire.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:58 pm

It offends all of my senses.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:59 pm

I licked my phone to see if it would help the thread. It did not. FYI. Don't do that.

by **tGreenWay** Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:24 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm going to delete this thread now
Ok bye

Thanks for not deleting this thread, Travis. It's a beautiful thread for beautiful people making beautiful comments.

by **Cameron** Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:43 am

Guys, we might have to destroy OTPT. I don't want it to come to that, but he's kind of been asking for it lately. He's still young, though, so maybe he can be rehabilitated.

London named #1 Big Ben city - Page 5 200_s

London named #1 Big Ben city - Page 5 200_s

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:49 am

I just think it's amazing that no one ever clicks on this thread apparently.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:30 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Kill it with fire.

I'm sorry to not have been able to comply with your request pylon. Maybe next time.

by **Cameron** Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:44 am

Pylon has found the thread, yet still doesn't know. Sad, really.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:02 pm

It's sort of sad and I think we should really consider if he's GBW4L or just a wannabe that would turn his back on us in a second when we invade France and Steve.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:21 pm

My thread... it's alive!!! London named #1 Big Ben city - Page 5 2275418548

by **Floyd Robertson** Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:31 pm

tGreenWay wrote:My thread... it's alive!!!

It has an enormous schvahnstucka

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:36 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:My thread... it's alive!!!

It has an enormous schvahnstucka

Oof.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:45 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Kill it with fire.

I'm sorry to not have been able to comply with your request pylon. Maybe next time.

London named #1 Big Ben city - Page 5 Qo24HYV

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:48 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I'm sorry to not have been able to comply with your request pylon. Maybe next time.

I can't even fathom how you haven't figured this out yet.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:50 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I can't even fathom how you haven't figured this out yet.

I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DECIPHER YOUR SILLY INTERNET GAMES TRAVIS! GOD!!!!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:52 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I can't even fathom how you haven't figured this out yet.

I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DECIPHER YOUR SILLY INTERNET GAMES TRAVIS! GOD!!!!

This is the thread you silly twat. Go back a page or two to read the full history of the GBW. You're acceptance into the GBW will be contingent on your needing to wear some kind of trainee badge until you learn.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:02 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DECIPHER YOUR SILLY INTERNET GAMES TRAVIS! GOD!!!!

This is the thread you silly twat. Go back a page or two to read the full history of the GBW. You're acceptance into the GBW will be contingent on your needing to wear some kind of trainee badge until you learn.

OK, yes. I would like in this secret society. I have learned that I have a murderous rage when I don't know what people are talking about. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:04 pm

That's fantastic and exactly what I wanted to hear. Welcome to the Garbage Bag Whores. If you have any nefarious plans you would like the group to consider let us know and we'll discuss plans. Greenway, Cameron, turtleneck, you and myself. Our official hashtag is #GBW4L and the rest of your orientation packet will be in the mail.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:07 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:That's fantastic and exactly what I wanted to hear. Welcome to the Garbage Bag Whores. If you have any nefarious plans you would like the group to consider let us know and we'll discuss plans. Greenway, Cameron, turtleneck, you and myself. Our official hashtag is #GBW4L and the rest of your orientation packet will be in the mail.

I like the town of Ann Arbor, but the school there is just the worst. Is there any way we can relocate umaa to like Wyandotte?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:09 pm

I'm not an expert on moving buildings. We'll have to see if the other GBWs have some thoughts.

by **I.B. Fine** Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:15 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm not an expert on moving buildings. We'll have to see if the other GBWs have some thoughts.

Thinking like this is why you are only a mere garbage bag whore and not graduated to a higher level of whoredom.
A school is not buildings, it's the people (if walverines meet that definition). I figure a few dozen buses and a couple of days should do it.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:15 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm not an expert on moving buildings. We'll have to see if the other GBWs have some thoughts.

We don't even need to move the buildings. I'm sure people can learn out of trailer parks readily available in the greater Wyandotte area just as well as brick and mortar buildings in AA.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:26 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm not an expert on moving buildings. We'll have to see if the other GBWs have some thoughts.
Thinking like this is why you are only a mere garbage bag whore and not graduated to a higher level of whoredom.
A school is not buildings, it's the people (if walverines meet that definition). I figure a few dozen buses and a couple of days should do it.

Shut the fuck up how about that

by **I.B. Fine** Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:37 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:
Thinking like this is why you are only a mere garbage bag whore and not graduated to a higher level of whoredom.
A school is not buildings, it's the people (if walverines meet that definition). I figure a few dozen buses and a couple of days should do it.

Shut the fuck up how about that

Fine, have it your way, I was just trying to offer some helpful advice so one day you might be able to work your way up to porta-potty whore (PPW) or something. London named #1 Big Ben city - Page 5 2599972566

London named #1 Big Ben city - Page 5 2599972566

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:04 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:That's fantastic and exactly what I wanted to hear. Welcome to the Garbage Bag Whores. If you have any nefarious plans you would like the group to consider let us know and we'll discuss plans. Greenway, Cameron, turtleneck, you and myself. Our official hashtag is #GBW4L and the rest of your orientation packet will be in the mail.

I like the town of Ann Arbor, but the school there is just the worst. Is there any way we can relocate umaa to like Wyandotte?

I know a guy with one of those Ford F-350. Those things have huge beds, so it would probably only take a couple of trips.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:37 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Shut the fuck up how about that
Fine, have it your way, I was just trying to offer some helpful advice so one day you might be able to work your way up to porta-potty whore (PPW) or something.

GBWs are the pinnacle of message board society.

by **I.B. Fine** Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:23 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:
Fine, have it your way, I was just trying to offer some helpful advice so one day you might be able to work your way up to porta-potty whore (PPW) or something.

GBWs are the pinnacle of message board society.

Keep telling yourself that. Rolling Eyes

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:29 pm

God you wish you understood.

by **Cameron** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:05 pm

Cameron wrote:If ROC is onto us, we better pick a new target. Let's choose randomly. Eeny, meeny, miny... STEVE!

London named #1 Big Ben city - Page 5 1433837383949431621

Now what?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:09 pm

Cameron wrote:
Cameron wrote:If ROC is onto us, we better pick a new target. Let's choose randomly. Eeny, meeny, miny... STEVE!

Now what?

We fuck France.

Or maybe we get the dude to admit he's a Michigan fan

Or we get Nigel and tanfan to fuck.

I dunno. Just ideas.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:14 pm

Let's root out the mole in the GBW. What do you say, Travis? Travis, do you want to identify the traitor, Travis?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:16 pm

Why do you think there's a mole turtleneck? That's based on nothing. If you don't want to be in the group anymore that's fine. You can just quit. Of course well execute you for knowing too much, but it's an option available to you.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:18 pm

I'm so glad I'm a GBW and not a G.S.M.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:20 pm

Quick to get rid of people that suspect a mole, Travis.

You can't be trusted. I'm watching you.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:28 pm

Who is this mole you guys? Should I start tracking people with my IMSI catcher?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMSI-catcher

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:44 pm

Until he can prove otherwise, it is Travis.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:50 pm

That makes no sense.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:55 pm

You're right. It does not make sense. Move along. Nothing to see here.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:42 pm

Bump for mole man.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:55 am

Lost in the filthy backwash of the Brexit kerfuffle, I fear for the future of London as the number-one Big Ben city.

by Sponsored content