Travis is gone until Sunday. Everybody say something about him in this thread. When he returns, pretend like we don't know what he's talking about.

by **DWags** 2016-05-13, 09:36

Guy seems a bit weird to me. Like he'd put catchup on a hotdog, or fruit in a beer. I dont' get it, and I dont' get him.

by **NigelUno** 2016-05-13, 09:38

When does he ever know what he's talking about?

by **InTenSity** 2016-05-13, 09:41

Travis is a guy, from the cosmos, who is on this message board.

by **DWags** 2016-05-13, 09:44

NigelUno wrote:When does he ever know what he's talking about?

Right? I mean sometimes I think he takes words and mixes them up in a bowl and pulls them out randomly and just uses them as sentences on this board.

by Guest 2016-05-13, 09:59

He spoils Doogie.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-13, 10:23

We should trade Travis to tRCMB for a couple of their posters, maybe spartyon1 and noname. That's an even trade if you look at the posting quality of all three.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-13, 10:24

He lied about being in Myanmar.

by **DWags** 2016-05-13, 10:26

tGreenWay wrote:We should trade Travis to tRCMB for a couple of their posters, maybe spartyon1 and noname. That's an even trade if you look at the posting quality of all three.

I was thinking if he promised not to post, we could unban maybe Moose or SD. It would really be a fair exchange.

by **DWags** 2016-05-13, 10:27

Turtleneck wrote:He lied about being in Myanmar.

Didn't he also think President Wilson was at Yalta? What an idiot.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-13, 10:27

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:We should trade Travis to tRCMB for a couple of their posters, maybe spartyon1 and noname. That's an even trade if you look at the posting quality of all three.

I was thinking if he promised not to post, we could unban maybe Moose or SD. It would really be a fair exchange.

Anything to get Travis out of here permanently.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-13, 10:37

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:He lied about being in Myanmar.

Didn't he also think President Wilson was at Yalta? What an idiot.

I think he said Clinton was at Yalta. He lost all credibility that day.

by **DWags** 2016-05-13, 10:38

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

Didn't he also think President Wilson was at Yalta? What an idiot.

I think he said Clinton was at Yalta. He lost all credibility that day.

Everybody knows that Clinton was responsible for SALT II. What a dumb ass.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-13, 10:39

Travis is so stupid.

by **DWags** 2016-05-13, 12:33

Travis will never care as much about MSU as Day Day.

https://amp.twimg.com/v/0c004edb-0d52-4578-ab66-8b009d49ab24

by **The_Dude** 2016-05-13, 12:39

by **NigelUno** 2016-05-13, 12:41

He's the best mod here. That one time, when he banned Moose and SD...that was great.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-05-13, 12:54

NigelUno wrote:He's the best mod here. That one time, when he banned Moose and SD...that was great.

That wasn't him, that was me. Just ask blanch.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-13, 13:21

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I think he said Clinton was at Yalta. He lost all credibility that day.

Everybody knows that Clinton was responsible for SALT II. What a dumb ass.

Travis thinks SALT II was the sequel to an Angelena Jolie movie.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-13, 19:14

Travis loves gun control and hates puppies.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-13, 20:58

Travis pushes little old ladies to the ground. And spits at rainbows.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-13, 21:35

Travis rooted for the Soviets in the Miracle on Ice game in 1980.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-05-14, 00:28

Travis secretly hired John L. Smith.

by **DWags** 2016-05-14, 00:31

Travis chokes his mom with a gold chain while he puts his penis in her butt hole

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-14, 02:29

Travis voted to keep Moose.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-14, 07:05

Good morning all. It's a great day to post because Travis is gone.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-05-14, 14:23

Turtleneck wrote:Good morning all. It's a great day to post because Travis is gone.

Travis is gone until Sunday. Everybody say something about him in this thread. When he returns, pretend like we don't know what he's talking about. Giphy

by **tGreenWay** 2016-05-14, 14:53

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-14, 15:59

This board is so much better without that nutcase.

by **Rocinante** 2016-05-14, 16:20

I mostly hate Travis.

by Guest 2016-05-14, 16:25

I hate Turtleneck more but could learn to hate Travis I guess.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-05-14, 16:37

I love all of you motherfucks. Also in so drunk.

Okay bye in going to go back to hot tub drinking. Miss you. <3<3<3<4

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-14, 16:41

Turtleneck is a terrible poster but Travis is a terrible poster and person. Travis cheered when Crosby scored that OT goal on Miller in the 2010 Olympics. He is horrible.

by **DWags** 2016-05-14, 16:42

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I love all of you motherfucks. Also in so drunk.

Okay bye in going to go back to hot tub drinking. Miss you. <3<3<3<4

Did any of you guys hear someting?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-05-14, 16:44

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I love all of you motherfucks. Also in so drunk.

Okay bye in going to go back to hot tub drinking. Miss you. <3<3<3<4

Did any of you guys hear someting?

I'm at put in bay dwags. I'm going to be honest, I never want the poor guy to be in charge of the bachelor larty again. This really isn't the time to be here. Whatever. I'm hammered.

by **DWags** 2016-05-14, 16:50

I swear I hear something. It kind of sounds like a vagina fart.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-05-14, 16:53

#vaginafart

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-14, 16:58

Travis is like a cockroach. Just go away, Travis.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-05-14, 17:01

Fuck turtleneck in his stupid face.

I walked up to this chick in the pool and was like "hey, fuck turtleneck." And she was all like "wha are you talking about get away from me you weirdo."

Also, in trying to fuck this girl and her mom. Total milf. I don't think it's really her mom, they look nothing alike. But she says it is. Whatever. I'm going for it after naptime

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-05-14, 17:04

by **Turtleneck** 2016-05-14, 17:22

Travis is trying to fuck his sister and his mom. That is pretty twisted.

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