Another one lost too soon

Poster Travis of the Cosmos has died. I am sorry to be bringing this news. I do not think he had anything of significant value so there is nothing much to claim. What he did have was an extensive Cleveland snow globe collection. Whoever claims it first can have the entire collection. I would like his Toledo Summer Fest 1998 t-shirt.

Turtleneck wrote:Poster Travis of the Cosmos has died. I am sorry to be bringing this news. I do not think he had anything of significant value so there is nothing much to claim. What he did have was an extensive Cleveland snow globe collection. Whoever claims it first can have the entire collection. I would like his Toledo Summer Fest 1998 t-shirt.

Travis once boasted of owning a first-year-in-operation Pontiac Metropolitan Stadium tabletop cigarette lighter. I would like that, please. Most people went in to call it the Silverdome, but -- because it brings such fond memories of Travis -- it will always be the PonMet to me.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Poster Travis of the Cosmos has died. I am sorry to be bringing this news. I do not think he had anything of significant value so there is nothing much to claim. What he did have was an extensive Cleveland snow globe collection. Whoever claims it first can have the entire collection. I would like his Toledo Summer Fest 1998 t-shirt.

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Travis once boasted of owning a first-year-in-operation Pontiac Metropolitan Stadium tabletop cigarette lighter. I would like that, please. Most people went in to call it the Silverdome, but -- because it brings such fond memories of Travis -- it will always be the PonMet to me.

Kind of tacky, Greenway. The guy has been dead for five minutes and you're already eying up his stuff. But yes, you can have the lighter.

It's weird. Just yesterday I decided it wasn't worth it to go through life filled with so much e-hate. Now Travis is gone.

Wait... what?

Can I have his Fiero? I heard it recently broke down and I'm pretty solid around wrench.

Nordic wrote:Wait... what?

Can I have his Fiero? I heard it recently broke down and I'm pretty solid around wrench.

The Fiero is yours. Did they make the Fiero in a convertible?

Turtleneck wrote:

Nordic wrote:Wait... what?

Can I have his Fiero? I heard it recently broke down and I'm pretty solid around wrench.

The Fiero is yours. Did they make the Fiero in a convertible?

No, but I have a sawzall. I can make it happen.

Sweet. Travis would have loved to see that, Nordic. Do it in his memory.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

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Travis once boasted of owning a first-year-in-operation Pontiac Metropolitan Stadium tabletop cigarette lighter. I would like that, please. Most people went in to call it the Silverdome, but -- because it brings such fond memories of Travis -- it will always be the PonMet to me.

Kind of tacky, Greenway. The guy has been dead for five minutes and you're already eying up his stuff. But yes, you can have the lighter.

It's weird. Just yesterday I decided it wasn't worth it to go through life filled with so much e-hate. Now Travis is gone.

Pump the brakes there, Snookie. I was just following your lead. Why do you always try to set me up to fail? Maybe send me some of that Travis love. It's what he would've wanted.

Who gets his bitch, Doogie?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Who gets his bitch, Doogie?

Oh shit! Somebody needs to go let Doogie out of the closet. He is chained up in the closest. #SaveDoogie

Hey buddy.

No one touches doogie. No one.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey buddy.

No one touches doogie. No one.

Wow, tSwill reaches beyond the grave!

Nah, I never died. I was dealing with my car stuff and then I went to the Tigers game. This is how things go sometimes. Very still alive.

I want to play along, I do. But that fucktard otpt had to bring up my bitch doogie. I ain't fucking with that. He my bitch. You lay off.

Does anybody know how to reach his family? I would like to know about services, etc. Maybe we can send flowers or make a donation to a gun control group on his behalf. I don't even know what happened. I just know he is dead. Heartbroken right now but should be fine by morning.

Turtleneck wrote:Does anybody know how to reach his family? I would like to know about services, etc. Maybe we can send flowers or make a donation to a gun control group on his behalf. I don't even know what happened. I just know he is dead. Heartbroken right now but should be fine by morning.

I think Travis is not yet aware of his condition, sort of like Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense.
I feel like Haley Joel Osment, " I read dead people"

I.B. Fine wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Does anybody know how to reach his family? I would like to know about services, etc. Maybe we can send flowers or make a donation to a gun control group on his behalf. I don't even know what happened. I just know he is dead. Heartbroken right now but should be fine by morning.

I think Travis is not yet aware of his condition, sort of like Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense.
I feel like Haley Joel Osment, " I read dead people"

I know it is hard. We are all in denial. But Travis has expired.

Claiming his bike before he pedals it to hell.

Sorry Bob. First come, first serve

Toledo Summer Fest 1998 t shirt: Turtleneck
Silverdome lighter: Greenway
Fiero: Nordic
Bike: Pantry


Snow globes have not been claimed
Doogie has not been claimed (and is probably very hungry)

Turtleneck wrote:Toledo Summer Fest 1998 t shirt: Turtleneck
Silverdome lighter: Greenway
Fiero: Nordic
Bike: Pantry


Snow globes have not been claimed
Doogie has not been claimed (and is probably very hungry)

Turns out that in his will Travis asked doogie to be buried with him. So.... Claimed.

I wonder what Travis would have wanted to happen to Doogie? Where does Doogie go?

The Pantry wrote:Claiming his bike before he pedals it to hell.

Sorry Bob. First come, first serve

I had Muffy in the dead pool. Dammit I lost again. Fuck Travis for dying.

Tanfan! wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Claiming his bike before he pedals it to hell.

Sorry Bob. First come, first serve

I had Muffy in the dead pool. Dammit I lost again. Fuck Travis for dying.

Sorry.

Tanfan! wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Claiming his bike before he pedals it to hell.

Sorry Bob. First come, first serve

I had Muffy in the dead pool. Dammit I lost again. Fuck Travis for dying.

I suppose we could ask that Travis be buried with his ass end sticking out of the ground so you can do that all by yourself. Sounds gross to me, but whatever.

The Pantry wrote:Claiming his bike before he pedals it to hell.

Sorry Bob. First come, first serve

Do you actually have to pedal there? I'd think it would be a lot of coasting and brake usage.

Fuck Travis. Either he's dead or he's not.

I'm putting an early claim to Roc's white horse that's stuck up on the 2nd floor. Damn thing needs to get out. Does anyone know if Roc is ? I sure hope so.....

Turtleneck wrote:Toledo Summer Fest 1998 t shirt: Turtleneck
Silverdome lighter: Greenway
Fiero: Nordic
Bike: Pantry


Snow globes have not been claimed
Doogie has not been claimed (and is probably very hungry)

I'll take the snow globes as long as they're at least half full of water.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Toledo Summer Fest 1998 t shirt: Turtleneck
Silverdome lighter: Greenway
Fiero: Nordic
Bike: Pantry


Snow globes have not been claimed
Doogie has not been claimed (and is probably very hungry)

I'll take the snow globes as long as they're at least half full of water.

I'll check and get back to you, Jake.

Frank, Roc was recently hospitalized due to a cape accident. His cape got caught in Wyoming's only escalator on his way to a Magic the Gathering tournament at the Wyoming Rodeo Hall of Fame. He survived and is back to tweeting.

Bump. Apparently there is an unused I Youngstown bumper sticker up for grabs, too.

Id like this song played at Travis' memorial.

Also, who is in charge of bringing the tissue? Please don't skimp. Get the good stuff that holds up to repeated tear-drenching and nose-blowing.

I will Travis. I will keep you in my heart for awhile.

I think we should hold a small celebration of his life at the Vanilla Ice concert in Jackson this summer. I think he would like that.