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Woman impaled by beach umbrella dies in Virginia beach.

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Post by DWags Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:29 pm

I don't have anything serious or funny to say here. But there it is.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/09/windblown-beach-umbrella-hits-kills-woman-in-virginia.html
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Post by The Pantry Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:58 pm

Saw the story earlier today. Of all the ways to go that's toward the top of strangest.
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Post by tGreenWay Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:15 am

At least she won't get sunburn. Beach tans can turn red and blister very quickly.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:51 am

this story really just leaves a hole in my heart this morning.
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Post by Floyd Robertson Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:15 am

I hate how this story unfolded
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:16 am

son of a beach!!!

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Post by DWags Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:25 am

I guess you go to the beach because you're pale. What's the opposite of pale? Impale I guess.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:33 am

Woman impaled by beach umbrella dies in Virginia beach. VmOiPJD

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Post by kingstonlake Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:39 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:I hate how this story unfolded

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Post by tGreenWay Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:24 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:I hate how this story unfolded



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