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Post by tGreenWay 2016-06-11, 13:26

Powder up, men. Protect your misters.
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-06-11, 13:44

Anything more than one application and you're playing with yourself, Greenway.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-06-11, 13:47

Turtleneck wrote:Anything more than one application and you're playing with yourself, Greenway.


I'm still waiting for you to make your point.
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Post by The Pantry 2016-06-11, 14:41

Have a jar of calendula balm to use at times of severe ball chafe and/or monkey butt.

Never tried Gold Bond. Is it that satisfying?
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-06-11, 14:51

The Pantry wrote:Have a jar of calendula balm to use at times of severe ball chafe and/or monkey butt.

Never tried Gold Bond. Is it that satisfying?

I wouldn't use GB for rash or chafing. I use as a preventative measure. It makes your misters feel cool and refreshed. Quite tingly. It's your balls effervescing. Don't use too much, though, or you'll get crotch glue.
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Post by The Pantry 2016-06-11, 15:01

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Have a jar of calendula balm to use at times of severe ball chafe and/or monkey butt.

Never tried Gold Bond. Is it that satisfying?

I wouldn't use GB for rash or chafing. I use as a preventative measure. It makes your misters feel cool and refreshed. Quite tingly. It's your balls effervescing. Don't use too much, though, or you'll get crotch glue.
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Post by tGreenWay 2023-07-24, 10:53

For you to do your best focusing, your balls to be refreshed. Anything less will be a distraction. Refresh your balls, then get back to focusing.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2023-07-24, 10:57

It’s like a breath mint for your nuts!
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Post by Trapper Gus 2023-07-24, 13:15

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2023-07-24, 14:31

tGreenWay wrote:Powder up, men. Protect your misters.
question: what does it do/what is it supposed to do?
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2023-07-24, 14:36

just googled it:

Menthol and zinc oxide topical ointment is used to prevent and heal skin irritation caused by urine, diarrhea, sweat, fistula damage, feeding tube site leakage, wound drainage, minor burns, cuts, scrapes, or itching.

jesus, fuck.. it's okay to just take a shower. Y'all do have indoor plumbing, right? Shocked
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Post by Motown Spartan 2023-07-24, 14:44

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Powder up, men. Protect your misters.
question: what does it do/what is it supposed to do?

I’ll restate my earlier comment.

It’s like a breath mint for your nuts.
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Post by tGreenWay 2023-07-24, 15:01

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Powder up, men. Protect your misters.
question: what does it do/what is it supposed to do?



It protects your misters. And what Motown said.
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Post by Nordic 2023-07-24, 22:46

tGreenWay wrote:For you to do your best focusing, your balls to be refreshed. Anything less will be a distraction. Refresh your balls, then get back to focusing.

Is 6/11 or 7/24 Gold Bond Action Day? Very confusing. Please make up your mind tGreenway.
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Post by tGreenWay 2023-07-25, 02:00

Nordic wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:For you to do your best focusing, your balls to be refreshed. Anything less will be a distraction. Refresh your balls, then get back to focusing.

Is 6/11 or 7/24 Gold Bond Action Day? Very confusing. Please make up your mind tGreenway.



It’s not a set holiday, Nordy. If the weather is extra hot and humid, it’s a threat to the comfort of your nuggets, so, as a public service, an announcement is made reminding/suggesting Swillers to powder up.
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Post by kingstonlake 2023-07-25, 02:05

Go to bed Greenway.
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Post by tGreenWay 2023-07-25, 04:26

kingstonlake wrote:Go to bed Greenway.


You’re not the boss of me.
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Post by Nordic 2023-07-25, 09:23

tGreenWay wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Is 6/11 or 7/24 Gold Bond Action Day? Very confusing. Please make up your mind tGreenway.



It’s not a set holiday, Nordy. If the weather is extra hot and humid, it’s a threat to the comfort of your nuggets, so, as a public service, an announcement is made reminding/suggesting Swillers to powder up.


Ahhh. Like an ozone action day. Got it.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2023-07-25, 09:32

kingstonlake wrote:Go to bed Greenway.
be careful.. that's probably how his misters got to itching in the first place.
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Post by tGreenWay 2023-07-25, 11:53

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Go to bed Greenway.
be careful..  that's probably how his misters got to itching in the first place.



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Post by Motown Spartan 2023-07-25, 12:01

Eminem just licensed Lose Yourself to Gold Bond.

His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy...he needs Gold Bond!
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