The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster

by SpartanStu 2014-05-19, 12:35

The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster 502811600

Apparently he had been spying on the Grand Haven American Legion for many years...
He was discovered, in uniform, stuck in Butch's Beef Burritos dumpster

http://grandrivertimes.net/pow-behind-butchs/

(Yea satire!)

by **Rocinante** 2014-05-19, 12:38

This can't be real...

by **Rocinante** 2014-05-19, 12:39

Oh I see you edited. Good.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-05-19, 12:39

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by **goodbar** 2014-05-19, 12:49

you know some dumb ass w/no sense of humor (Guest, cough..cough) will respond to this article like it was real or something.

by Roger Waymeth 2014-05-19, 12:57

goodbar wrote:you know some dumb ass w/no sense of humor (Guest, cough..cough) will respond to this article like it was real or something.

Not Mi(yagi). I have a better Daniel son(se) of humor.

by Cool Runnings 2014-05-19, 13:00

Most significantly, Authorities are reviewing a 1968 police report filed by teenagers alleging they had been abducted and water-boarded by “some Asian-looking military dude”; a report that was dismissed by Police at the time as “ridiculous”, and coming from “long-haired hippy-types who smelled of reefer”. The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster 502811600

by **Rocinante** 2014-05-19, 13:06

goodbar wrote:you know some dumb ass w/no sense of humor (Guest, cough..cough) will respond to this article like it was real or something.

You're mean.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-05-19, 13:11

Cool Runnings wrote:Most significantly, Authorities are reviewing a 1968 police report filed by teenagers alleging they had been abducted and water-boarded by “some Asian-looking military dude”; a report that was dismissed by Police at the time as “ridiculous”, and coming from “long-haired hippy-types who smelled of reefer”.

by **AMwood** 2014-05-19, 13:15

goodbar wrote:you know some dumb ass w/no sense of humor (Guest, cough..cough) will respond to this article like it was real or something.

god dammit dude. why are you following me around on this board posting shit about me every other day? was your dad mean to you when you were young?

by Sponge Worthy 2014-05-19, 13:19

goodbar wrote:you know some dumb ass w/no sense of humor (Guest, cough..cough) will respond to this article like it was real or something.

There's no way Guest is THAT stupid..I mean, I've been really watching Guest and his skillz have really been coming around lately. Especially since joining the Swill pirat

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken

by EastGreatFalls 2014-05-19, 14:41

goodbar wrote:you know some dumb ass w/no sense of humor (Guest, cough..cough) will respond to this article like it was real or something.

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The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster 1362440668

by **GRR Spartan** 2014-05-19, 18:46

goodbar wrote:you know some dumb ass w/no sense of humor (Guest, cough..cough) will respond to this article like it was real or something.

Nice to see I'm significant enough to be in your head.

It must be a lonely scary place if there is room for me. affraid

by **goodbar** 2014-05-19, 18:52

I'm starting to believe this IS a joke that will never get old The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster 502811600

by **GRR Spartan** 2014-05-19, 19:26

goodbar wrote:I'm starting to believe this IS a joke that will never get old

So how short is your bus?

by **The Pantry** 2014-05-19, 19:32

goodbar wrote:I'm starting to believe this IS a joke that will never get old

What's really funny is I'm pretty sure a couple posters have been through the wringer more than once and still don't know

by **The_Dude** 2014-05-19, 19:44

GRR Spartan wrote:

So how short is your bus?

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by **goodbar** 2014-05-19, 21:29

The_Dude wrote:

Oh my.

by ToxSpartan 2014-05-19, 21:57

by va slim 2014-05-19, 22:21

Where did the guy go when they were emptying out the dumpster?

I think the dumpster guys are on the take

by Poopersc00per 2014-05-20, 02:07

AMwood wrote:

god dammit dude. why are you following me around on this board posting shit about me every other day? was your dad mean to you when you were young?

Love the random trolling by inserting someone's username

by **tTy** 2014-05-20, 02:35

I can't believe these dipshits keep falling for this.

by Hip Hop Anonymous 2014-05-20, 08:43

Took me a minute to figure out the trick, but I was confused as to how someone had called me out before I even showed up to post here. Haven't seen that used in years.

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-05-20, 08:44

Hip Hop Anonymous wrote:Took me a minute to figure out the trick, but I was confused as to how someone had called me out before I even showed up to post here. Haven't seen that used in years.

Nemesis!

by d_mcc 2014-05-20, 08:45

tTy wrote:I can't believe these dipshits keep falling for this.

Notams need to get a brain

by **AMwood** 2014-05-20, 08:46

d_mcc wrote:

Notams need to get a brain

... morans

by Hip Hop Anonymous 2014-05-20, 08:47

SeeRockCity wrote:

Nemesis!

Yes, it is I, your nemesis! Here to post but once a month and undermine you at every turn!

Commence The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster 1853518006

The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster 1853518006

by d_mcc 2014-05-20, 08:58

AMwood wrote:

... morans

what the fvck, iPhone

by **AMwood** 2014-05-20, 09:19

d_mcc wrote:

what the fvck, iPhone

i wasn't calling you a moran. i was referencing this line.

The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster Get-a-brain-morans

The 2nd Great War is not over! 96 year old Japanese soldier found in Grand Haven dumpster Get-a-brain-morans

by d_mcc 2014-05-20, 09:24

AMwood wrote:

i wasn't calling you a moran. i was referencing this line.

Oh, I know... I was trying to figure out why my phone corrected to Notam?

by Sparty2QP 2014-05-20, 09:32

You bet your ass I am having a Banzai Burrito this weekend!

by tTito 2014-05-20, 13:49

Sparty2QP wrote:You bet your ass I am having a Banzai Burrito this weekend!

I usually get the 3 alarm sauce.

by **goodbar** 2014-05-20, 14:01

goodbar wrote:you know some dumb ass w/no sense of humor (Guest, cough..cough) will respond to this article like it was real or something.

Hey asshole! Why don't you have the guts to pm me instead of talking shit in front of everyone? We can get down anytime you'd like Kemosabe. you might wanna bring a friend or two though, because when the Count of Monte Fisto gets rolling things are bound to get WRECKED!!!

by Roger Waymeth 2014-05-20, 14:05

goodbar wrote:

Hey asshole! Why don't you have the guts to pm me instead of talking shit in front of everyone? We can get down anytime you'd like Kemosabe. you might wanna bring a friend or two though, because when the Count of Monte Fisto gets rolling things are bound to get WRECKED!!!

Girls! Girls! Girls!
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by Sparty2QP 2014-05-23, 13:44

The one part of the story I hoped was real was a new menu item. Unfortunately, no. Still a great lunch.

Also, Butch told me the Detroit News called him for quotes and he had to tell them it was satire

by tTito 2014-05-23, 13:58

Sparty2QP wrote:The one part of the story I hoped was real was a new menu item. Unfortunately, no. Still a great lunch.

Also, Butch told me the Detroit News called him for quotes and he had to tell them it was satire

by SpartanStu 2014-05-23, 14:02

Sparty2QP wrote:The one part of the story I hoped was real was a new menu item. Unfortunately, no. Still a great lunch.

Also, Butch told me the Detroit News called him for quotes and he had to tell them it was satire

More believable than the original story.

by Sparty2QP 2014-05-23, 16:26

AMWood.. Thanks for swinging by. Awesome boat! Sorry I couldn't talk, I was on my last work call of the day. Ill be out all weekend. Likely Smiths tomorrow, but if I'm around, swing by.

Also, just finished an akward conversation with my girlfriend who was in the cabin explaining how we know each other lol

by SawGreen 2014-05-23, 16:59

AMwood wrote:

i wasn't calling you a moran. i was referencing this line.

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