Dear Turtleneck, I am in Cincinnati. AMA

In this thread you are given the privilege of asking me anything about this wonderful sprawling metropolis that I will be spending the next two days in. Anything you would like to know. I feel like I am an expert on all things in this town at this point. Fire away. #RIPHarambe

What are you wearing

Why don't you just live there if you love it so much?

Death Roe wrote:What are you wearing

Basketball shorts and a shirt. Comfy driving clothing. 5 hours is a hike.

tGreenWay wrote:Why don't you just live there if you love it so much?

I love Detroit more :) just work makes me be here sometimes. This is I think the fourth time in the last year. Maybe fifth.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Death Roe wrote:What are you wearing

Basketball shorts and a shirt. Comfy driving clothing. 5 hours is a hike.

Do you freeball it when you're wearing basketball shorts?

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Basketball shorts and a shirt. Comfy driving clothing. 5 hours is a hike.

Do you freeball it when you're wearing basketball shorts?

Not if I'm going out in public. Now that I'm in the hotel room I might as well just be straight nude until the morning. Good idea. Thanks greenway.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Do you freeball it when you're wearing basketball shorts?

Not if I'm going out in public. Now that I'm in the hotel room I might as well just be straight nude until the morning. Good idea. Thanks greenway.

I'm going to need an ice pick to gouge out my eyes, in hopes of getting rid of that image.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Not if I'm going out in public. Now that I'm in the hotel room I might as well just be straight nude until the morning. Good idea. Thanks greenway.

I'm going to need an ice pick to gouge out my eyes, in hopes of getting rid of that image.

I have fresh asshole right now greenway. It's fine.

Have you been out to Jungle Jim's yet?

Have you had of the swill that Skyline calls chili?

Have you been across the river to the Brass Ball lounge?

Skyline chili is gross. I don't need that much cheese on anything. Gross. Too much.

No and no. Might go to the Reds game tomorrow but it's supposed to rain...

Do you plan to compete in the Hoinke Classic while you're there? I once won nearly $5,000 in that.

Maybe. What's the honkie Classic? Is it now? Can I go?

The Nati > Orlando

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Maybe. What's the honkie Classic? Is it now? Can I go?

Now through November - once upon a time it was the world's largest bowling tournament. I don't know if that's
still true though. For about a 15 year stretch back in the 80s and 90s we had a group of 80-100 of us that went
down and bowled in it. 3rd week of March every year spent in the Queen City.

LooseGoose wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Maybe. What's the honkie Classic? Is it now? Can I go?

Now through November - once upon a time it was the world's largest bowling tournament. I don't know if that's
still true though. For about a 15 year stretch back in the 80s and 90s we had a group of 80-100 of us that went
down and bowled in it. 3rd week of March every year spent in the Queen City.

Hell yeah. I'm in. See if those fuckers can top my 120 average.

LooseGoose wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Maybe. What's the honkie Classic? Is it now? Can I go?

Now through November - once upon a time it was the world's largest bowling tournament.  I don't know if that's
still true though.  For about a 15 year stretch back in the 80s and 90s we had a group of 80-100 of us that went
down and bowled in it.  3rd week of March every year spent in the Queen City.

Awesome!...

It's a little late tonight, but if you want some fun .....

Go the 52 bar on Glenway.
Walk up to the bar and tell them Wally Lukasik sent you.
Tell them you want the $50 party with Chris.
Profit.

Every time I hear or read Cincinnati, I think of how George Kell, with his soft, Arkansan accent, would pronounce it. Cincinnattih

This Moment in Time has been brought to you by: George Kell Motors, and by the George Kell Sign Company, both of Newport, Arkansas.

It's raining here greenway. I don't think the Reds game is going to happen. :(

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:It's raining here greenway. I don't think the Reds game is going to happen. :(

Depends on the amount of rain. I'll cheer for the Red Legs if they play today, Travis, even though I'm a Tigers fan.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:It's raining here greenway. I don't think the Reds game is going to happen. :(

Depends on the amount of rain. I'll cheer for the Red Legs if they play today, Travis, even though I'm a Tigers fan.

Me too! But, alas, rain.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Depends on the amount of rain. I'll cheer for the Red Legs if they play today, Travis, even though I'm a Tigers fan.

Me too! But, alas, rain.

Damnit. Damnit damnit damnit.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Me too! But, alas, rain.

Damnit. Damnit damnit damnit.

I know! It's super nice out right now but it's supposed to storm later. :(

Have you had tacos from Bakersfield yet?

Triple Sparty wrote:Have you had tacos from Bakersfield yet?

Nah. I had panera for lunch. Really wanted a taste for the local flavor.

What are you wearing now

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Triple Sparty wrote:Have you had tacos from Bakersfield yet?

Nah. I had panera for lunch. Really wanted a taste for the local flavor.

What the fuck, Travis? You're one of those people who travel and then get fucking Q Doba? Weak.

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Death Roe wrote:What are you wearing now

A suit

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Nah. I had panera for lunch. Really wanted a taste for the local flavor.

What the fuck, Travis? You're one of those people who travel and then get fucking Q Doba? Weak.

I wanted the local flavor otpt! Also I was in a bit of a time constraint as I'm the one in charge.... Didn't have an hour to go running around looking for stuff. Kinda had to be in and out.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

What the fuck, Travis? You're one of those people who travel and then get fucking Q Doba? Weak.

I wanted the local flavor otpt! Also I was in a bit of a time constraint as I'm the one in charge.... Didn't have an hour to go running around looking for stuff. Kinda had to be in and out.

I guess it's Ohio so in the end whatever.

NigelUno wrote:http://www.moerleinlagerhouse.com/

Monday - Craft Beer Night - 1/3 off Craft Bottle Beer

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That miiiiiiight be where I was told we're going just now. I'm not sure. I think he said something house. Whatever. I'll let you know Nigel :)

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I wanted the local flavor otpt! Also I was in a bit of a time constraint as I'm the one in charge.... Didn't have an hour to go running around looking for stuff. Kinda had to be in and out.

I guess it's Ohio so in the end whatever.

Yeah, we already covered my thoughts on skyline.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

NigelUno wrote:http://www.moerleinlagerhouse.com/

Monday - Craft Beer Night - 1/3 off Craft Bottle Beer

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.0968492,-84.5089347,302m/data=!3m1!1e3

That miiiiiiight be where I was told we're going just now. I'm not sure. I think he said something house. Whatever. I'll let you know Nigel :)

Coincidentally, I was in Cincy last summer...wanted to go to a game, but it was raining like a MFer. Went out for beers instead.

NigelUno wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

That miiiiiiight be where I was told we're going just now. I'm not sure. I think he said something house. Whatever. I'll let you know Nigel :)

Coincidentally, I was in Cincy last summer...wanted to go to a game, but it was raining like a MFer. Went out for beers instead.

Because fuck weathermen, it looks like the game might happen. Not sure if we'll be there though. Plans had already been adjusted cause of people's dumb kids and shit. I'll keep you posted.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

NigelUno wrote:

Coincidentally, I was in Cincy last summer...wanted to go to a game, but it was raining like a MFer. Went out for beers instead.

Because fuck weathermen, it looks like the game might happen. Not sure if we'll be there though. Plans had already been adjusted cause of people's dumb kids and shit. I'll keep you posted.

Go Braves.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

NigelUno wrote:

Coincidentally, I was in Cincy last summer...wanted to go to a game, but it was raining like a MFer. Went out for beers instead.

Because fuck weathermen, it looks like the game might happen. Not sure if we'll be there though. Plans had already been adjusted cause of people's dumb kids and shit. I'll keep you posted.

Birth control, Trav.

I'm not at the game. But I am drunk. AMA. Probably will check in like an hour.

Also I <3 Omar infante Nigel. So yes, go braves.