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Post by Motown Spartan 2016-08-08, 20:00

And there's a good chance I'm going to have an allergic reaction. Epi pen is on standby. Only a bit of localized swelling right now. FML...
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Post by Death Roe 2016-08-08, 20:03

RIP Motown Spartan ;_;
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Post by aualum06 2016-08-08, 20:03

That sucks
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Post by DWags 2016-08-08, 20:04

Need pics.

TIA.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-08-08, 20:14

You need to be taking Benedryl right now.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-08-08, 20:16

DWags wrote:Need pics.

TIA.

This. You said to count 'em, and, by God, I want to get counting.
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Post by NigelUno 2016-08-08, 20:17

After 1, I would have whooped some ass.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2016-08-08, 20:30

Some of these have to be multiple stings in one spot because these effers are hurting like hell. Took some Benedryl and motrin already. Waiting for some swollen eyes.
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2016-08-08, 20:34

Motown Spartan wrote:Some of these have to be multiple stings in one spot because these effers are hurting like hell. Took some Benedryl and motrin already. Waiting for some swollen eyes.

Put some lavender oil on the stings, or chewed up plantain or a baking soda paste. Any of those will help with pain, or even some rhubarb juice if you have some handy. Yeah, I know. I'd fit right in at Mio.
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Post by Guest 2016-08-08, 20:45

It makes us all look bad when pussies come on here and start threads whining about a friggin' little sting or two.


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Post by Motown Spartan 2016-08-08, 20:55

6 count them SIX stings on the head from fucking yellow jackets! The-be11
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Post by GRR Spartan 2016-08-08, 20:57

If they were fucking they couldn't sting you.

I think you got the wrong species.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2016-08-08, 21:14

Motown Spartan wrote:6 count them SIX stings on the head from fucking yellow jackets! The-be11
I guess I don't see what the problem is, thought there'd be some swelling or something.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-08-08, 21:33

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Motown Spartan wrote:6 count them SIX stings on the head from fucking yellow jackets! The-be11
I guess I don't see what the problem is, thought there'd be some swelling or something.

This. I see no change. He'll be fine.
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Post by DWags 2016-08-08, 21:38

I'd put a little ice in a cup, add some scotch, drink that shit and enjoy the night
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Post by Guest 2016-08-08, 21:44

DWags wrote:I'd put a little ice in a cup, add some scotch, drink that shit and enjoy the night

Listen to this man ^^ he knows how to endure pain.
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Post by SpartanInNH 2016-08-08, 21:47

I think Motown is dead, guys.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2016-08-08, 23:41

You dead yet?
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Post by DWags 2016-08-08, 23:46

I'm worried about him.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2016-08-08, 23:56

Motown Spartan wrote:6 count them SIX stings on the head from fucking yellow jackets! The-be11

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2016-08-09, 07:59

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Post by tGreenWay 2016-08-09, 22:36

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Some of these have to be multiple stings in one spot because these effers are hurting like hell. Took some Benedryl and motrin already. Waiting for some swollen eyes.

Put some lavender oil on the stings, or chewed up plantain or a baking soda paste. Any of those will help with pain, or even some rhubarb juice if you have some handy. Yeah, I know. I'd fit right in at Mio.

I'd really like to know how many of these things Motown had in his home.
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-08-09, 22:38

He got stung on the head and then had to cram medicine up his butt?
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-08-09, 22:45

Turtleneck wrote:He got stung on the head and then had to cram medicine up his butt?

Any chance he had to cram things up his butt because he's got the gout?
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-08-09, 22:50

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:He got stung on the head and then had to cram medicine up his butt?

Any chance he had to cram things up his butt because he's got the gout?

Asking for a friend?
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-08-09, 22:57

Turtleneck wrote:
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Any chance he had to cram things up his butt because he's got the gout?

Asking for a friend?

Planning my future.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2016-08-23, 18:54

God damn mother fucking dick heads just got me two more times on the leg! Shit just got real!! These ass fuckers just gave up their location! 0500 tomorrow gonna light em up!6 count them SIX stings on the head from fucking yellow jackets! 20160823_185021
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-08-23, 19:17

Motown Spartan wrote:God damn mother fucking dick heads just got me two more times on the leg! Shit just got real!! These ass fuckers just gave up their location! 0500 tomorrow gonna light em up!6 count them SIX stings on the head from fucking yellow jackets! 20160823_185021

Are you going to wear a Carl Spackler-style hazmat suit to kill those varmints?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2016-08-23, 19:17

I stepped on one at the park. Got stung in the foot. Yes I was barefoot, I'm a hippy now.
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Post by The Pantry 2016-08-23, 19:19

Motown Spartan wrote:God damn mother fucking dick heads just got me two more times on the leg! Shit just got real!! These ass fuckers just gave up their location! 0500 tomorrow gonna light em up!6 count them SIX stings on the head from fucking yellow jackets! 20160823_185021
They must really love your colonge or something.
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2016-08-23, 19:31

I think you need one of these to hook up to that propane bottle. Get rid of them effers once and for all.

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Motown Spartan wrote:God damn mother fucking dick heads just got me two more times on the leg! Shit just got real!! These ass fuckers just gave up their location! 0500 tomorrow gonna light em up!6 count them SIX stings on the head from fucking yellow jackets! 20160823_185021

Are you going to shake the cane at them?

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Post by Dendrobates 2016-08-24, 07:34

Yellow jackets are the worst POS insects out there. Those fuckers will sting you for no damn reason, can sting you over and over again, and they will bite you.

I am permanently scarred from an incident when I was 12 years old and mowing the lawn. I unknowingly ran over a nest. My mom had to take Kleenex and pick each one off of me. I had them all over my body, and stuck in my hair. Apparently, the more you scream the more aggressive they get too. The worst one was in my ear and biting and stinging the shit out of me.

I turn into a crazy woman when one flies by me still today. Those fuckers need to burn in hell and die a slow painful death.
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