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Ohio Man Arrested For Attempting to Have Sex With a Van..
DAYTON, Ohio (WDTN) – Police arrested a man Tuesday night after a witness said they saw him trying to have sex with a parked van.
Man Arrested For Attempting To Have Sex With a Van
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"get your motor running"..
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To be fair, it was a really nice van.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:To be fair, it was a really nice van.
So this article is about you.
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TheReal_LWS wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:To be fair, it was a really nice van.
So this article is about you.
Sure. Why not.
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Did he spank it with his rust belt?
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Re: Ohio Man Arrested For Attempting to Have Sex With a Van..
Tim Wakefield wrote:Go Bucks baby
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I'd like to see the city of Dayton statue that makes it a crime to have sex with a parked vehicle.
I mean, how many innocent vehicles have been molested before some city council member wearing a short-sleeved 70/30 poly-blend shirt with a tie puts down his double whopper long enough to say "ya know, I'm tired of motor vehicles being sexualized"..
I mean, how many innocent vehicles have been molested before some city council member wearing a short-sleeved 70/30 poly-blend shirt with a tie puts down his double whopper long enough to say "ya know, I'm tired of motor vehicles being sexualized"..
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Blanch thought he was sneaking up on his girl friend from behind.
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Re: Ohio Man Arrested For Attempting to Have Sex With a Van..
I.B. Fine wrote:Blanch thought he was sneaking up on his girl friend from behind.
he probably thought she was looking particularly sleek under the seductive illumination of Dayton street lights.
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I.B. Fine wrote:Blanch thought he was sneaking up on his girl friend from behind.
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Was this the van?
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I.B. Fine wrote:Blanch thought he was sneaking up on his girl friend from behind.
+100 internets for you sir.
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Re: Ohio Man Arrested For Attempting to Have Sex With a Van..
Surprised somebody has not blamed the van. That is usually what happens around here.
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Wasn't clear to me from the article, was it his van, or somebody else's? Because if it's his van, he should be allowed to fuck it if he wants.
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Re: Ohio Man Arrested For Attempting to Have Sex With a Van..
Cameron wrote:Wasn't clear to me from the article, was it his van, or somebody else's? Because if it's his van, he should be allowed to fuck it if he wants.
Vehicular incest is illegal is all 50 states.
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Turtleneck wrote:Surprised somebody has not blamed the van. That is usually what happens around here.
Maybe it should have been painted a different color.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Turtleneck wrote:Surprised somebody has not blamed the van. That is usually what happens around here.
Maybe it should have been painted a different color.
Or parked by other vans.
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Link?Turtleneck wrote:Cameron wrote:Wasn't clear to me from the article, was it his van, or somebody else's? Because if it's his van, he should be allowed to fuck it if he wants.
Vehicular incest is illegal is all 50 states.
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we're waiting on our resident twisted misogynist LooseGoose to chime in.. I'd say if blaming women for being raped is something he's into, blaming the parked vehicle makes about as much sense.Turtleneck wrote:Surprised somebody has not blamed the van. That is usually what happens around here.
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Cameron wrote:Wasn't clear to me from the article, was it his van, or somebody else's? Because if it's his van, he should be allowed to fuck it if he wants.
LMAO
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