drunk.

The_Dude wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm 69

Your a faggot. NTTAWWT

Cool. Fuck yourself.

tTy wrote:hi.

Lets talk.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

tTy wrote:IDK who this lws fellow is. I believe real LWS is dead. Call it a hunch.

I can prove it to you in PM. Just say the word.

The_Dude wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm 69

Your a faggot. NTTAWWT

Can someone please ban this turd?

The_Dude wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm 69

Your a faggot. NTTAWWT

Yet you get embarrassed when strangers talk about Harbaugh.

TheReal_LWS wrote:

tTy wrote:IDK who this lws fellow is. I believe real LWS is dead. Call it a hunch.

I can prove it to you in PM. Just say the word.

Send me the exact same deer pic PM you sent me before.

Also, I'm drnk7777 agau,n. Let's chat!!!!!!!!!!!

tTy wrote:Also, I'm drnk7777 agau,n. Let's chat!!!!!!!!!!!

What's on your mind, son?

The_Dude wrote:

tTy wrote:Also, I'm drnk7777 agau,n. Let's chat!!!!!!!!!!!

What's on your mind, son?

not much... took the kids out in the woods to git my deer cam cards to check em. fucking suck ass pics. Mostly coons (racoons, you racist fucks). Then went to the pole barn and hooked up a couple breaks for my downriggers since the cables were getting frayed on one side, and minus well change em boff out, right? So I'm ready for the big water again. YOu?

how large is your barn?

CORNER BLITZ wrote:how large is your barn?

Big as fuck. Got room for my boat, two trucks, a four wheeler, two sleds and a shanty.

tTy wrote:

The_Dude wrote:

What's on your mind, son?

not much... took the kids out in the woods to git my deer cam cards to check em. fucking suck ass pics. Mostly coons (racoons, you racist fucks). Then went to the pole barn and hooked up a couple breaks for my downriggers since the cables were getting frayed on one side, and minus well change em boff out, right? So I'm ready for the big water again. YOu?

Just a typical Monday night. Met up with some friends for dinner after work. Watched some tv. Just poured a drink before bed.

The_Dude wrote:

tTy wrote:

not much... took the kids out in the woods to git my deer cam cards to check em. fucking suck ass pics. Mostly coons (racoons, you racist fucks). Then went to the pole barn and hooked up a couple breaks for my downriggers since the cables were getting frayed on one side, and minus well change em boff out, right? So I'm ready for the big water again. YOu?

Just a typical Monday night. Met up with some friends for dinner after work. Watched some tv. Just poured a drink before bed.

Why do people thtink you are a SCum fan? I don't get it. course, I don't live on these boards anymore either, soooo...

tTy wrote:

The_Dude wrote:

Just a typical Monday night. Met up with some friends for dinner after work. Watched some tv. Just poured a drink before bed.

Why do people thtink you are a SCum fan? I don't get it. course, I don't live on these boards anymore either, soooo...

As OTPT says, lots of simpleton MSU fans that think anything UM = bad and anything MSU is always good.

Ive had family and friends go to both schools, and have always enjoyed the rivalry. I guess I dont fit the mold of hating a school because their football program has more prestige than ours?

tTy wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:how large is your barn?

Big as fuck. Got room for my boat, two trucks, a four wheeler, two sleds and a shanty.

So, I underpaid my taxes last year by almost 7K because of = a buyout and taking a new job and forfeiting part of a 401k loan I used and shit, and so I started up an installment payment "plan" with the fuckin stoopid ass gubbamint, fucking thing with the god damn IRS.  Well, it was supposed to kick in on the 16th this month, but the motherfuckers fucked up (or maybe I did), and haven't taken the payment outof my account.  now I'm afraid Obama is going to kill my kids and take my cats to a 100% kill shelter (or Louisiana, which is pretty much the same thing) and shit as collateral, and whatever.  Of course, I've tried to call them, but.. lmfao........ as if....... Tried four times and got some stupid ass white bitch preachin at me about "press 8 for sitting there and watching your cock grow smaller... press 9 if you want to sit there and rub your nipples raw while you wait...." and etc..... fucking nobody works there!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

So, now what?  i don't have time to sit on the fuckung phone and wait for these cock suckers to pick up and tell me how to pay them.  The fuck do I do now?

The_Dude wrote:

tTy wrote:

Why do people thtink you are a SCum fan? I don't get it. course, I don't live on these boards anymore either, soooo...

As OTPT says, lots of simpleton MSU fans that think anything UM = bad and anything MSU is always good.

Ive had family and friends go to both schools, and have always enjoyed the rivalry. I guess I dont fit the mold of hating a school because their football program has more prestige than ours?

This seems like a perfectly ackceptable answer, you guys. Stop being faggots for fucks sake. Christ....

tTy wrote:

The_Dude wrote:

As OTPT says, lots of simpleton MSU fans that think anything UM = bad and anything MSU is always good.

Ive had family and friends go to both schools, and have always enjoyed the rivalry. I guess I dont fit the mold of hating a school because their football program has more prestige than ours?

This seems like a perfectly ackceptable answer, you guys. Stop being faggots for fucks sake. Christ....

You just triggered half of the board...

The_Dude wrote:

tTy wrote:

This seems like a perfectly ackceptable answer, you guys. Stop being faggots for fucks sake. Christ....

You just triggered half of the board...

Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, allll dayyy long....

Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, FAAAAAGOTTTT SOOOOONGGGGG!!!!

I like to sing. About faggots.

Travis is going to have a word with you very shortly..

Ah fuck it cant get the imgur to work

Travis and I have spoken about faggots. He is cool with me, I am cool with him/her. I have nothing against faggots, he knows that. Faggot is just a fun word to say! It basically rhymes with everything!!!!

tTy wrote:Travis and I have spoken about faggots. He is cool with me, I am cool with him/her. I have nothing against faggots, he knows that. Faggot is just a fun word to say! It basically rhymes with everything!!!!

What about the 'R' word?? Sipping my second vodka tonic going to sleep well! Might watch some Netflix

The_Dude wrote:

tTy wrote:Travis and I have spoken about faggots. He is cool with me, I am cool with him/her. I have nothing against faggots, he knows that. Faggot is just a fun word to say! It basically rhymes with everything!!!!

What about the 'R' word?? Sipping my second vodka tonic going to sleep well! Might watch some Netflix

nope.

tTy wrote:Went golfing with my dad today in our regular league play. He is certain he needs another year off for rotator cuff surgery. I basically played 18 holes, two man scrammble by myself while he chipped and putted. I felt bad because he can't swing a club without sufferin a ton of pain, so we shut him down..... It was good to get out and golf with dad again though.

I would definitely get him riled up, then bet him he can't beat you in a nine hole best score. You could take him for a lot if you play it right.

tTy wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:how large is your barn?

Big as fuck. Got room for my boat, two trucks, a four wheeler, two sleds and a shanty.

Man, I read CB's question as "How big is your brain?" Made ty's answer...hilarious.

tTy wrote:So, I underpaid my taxes last year by almost 7K because of = a buyout and taking a new job and forfeiting part of a 401k loan I used and shit, and so I started up an installment payment "plan" with the fuckin stoopid ass gubbamint, fucking thing with the god damn IRS.  Well, it was supposed to kick in on the 16th this month, but the motherfuckers fucked up (or maybe I did), and haven't taken the payment outof my account.  now I'm afraid Obama is going to kill my kids and take my cats to a 100% kill shelter (or Louisiana, which is pretty much the same thing) and shit as collateral, and whatever.  Of course, I've tried to call them, but.. lmfao........ as if....... Tried four times and got some stupid ass white bitch preachin at me about "press 8 for sitting there and watching your cock grow smaller... press 9 if you want to sit there and rub your nipples raw while you wait...." and etc..... fucking nobody works there!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

So, now what?  i don't have time to sit on the fuckung phone and wait for these cock suckers to pick up and tell me how to pay them.  The fuck do I do now?

Start lubing your ass for the prison sex.

tTy wrote:So, I underpaid my taxes last year by almost 7K because of = a buyout and taking a new job and forfeiting part of a 401k loan I used and shit, and so I started up an installment payment "plan" with the fuckin stoopid ass gubbamint, fucking thing with the god damn IRS.  Well, it was supposed to kick in on the 16th this month, but the motherfuckers fucked up (or maybe I did), and haven't taken the payment outof my account.  now I'm afraid Obama is going to kill my kids and take my cats to a 100% kill shelter (or Louisiana, which is pretty much the same thing) and shit as collateral, and whatever.  Of course, I've tried to call them, but.. lmfao........ as if....... Tried four times and got some stupid ass white bitch preachin at me about "press 8 for sitting there and watching your cock grow smaller... press 9 if you want to sit there and rub your nipples raw while you wait...." and etc..... fucking nobody works there!!!!  WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

So, now what?  i don't have time to sit on the fuckung phone and wait for these cock suckers to pick up and tell me how to pay them.  The fuck do I do now?

Seriously, taking out a loan against your 401k is a pretty dumb move if you can't repay it quickly. Owing the IRS is almost as bad as owing the mob. Good luck there chief.

nm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tTy wrote:So, I underpaid my taxes last year by almost 7K because of = a buyout and taking a new job and forfeiting part of a 401k loan I used and shit, and so I started up an installment payment "plan" with the fuckin stoopid ass gubbamint, fucking thing with the god damn IRS.  Well, it was supposed to kick in on the 16th this month, but the motherfuckers fucked up (or maybe I did), and haven't taken the payment outof my account.  now I'm afraid Obama is going to kill my kids and take my cats to a 100% kill shelter (or Louisiana, which is pretty much the same thing) and shit as collateral, and whatever.  Of course, I've tried to call them, but.. lmfao........ as if....... Tried four times and got some stupid ass white bitch preachin at me about "press 8 for sitting there and watching your cock grow smaller... press 9 if you want to sit there and rub your nipples raw while you wait...." and etc..... fucking nobody works there!!!!  WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

So, now what?  i don't have time to sit on the fuckung phone and wait for these cock suckers to pick up and tell me how to pay them.  The fuck do I do now?

Seriously, taking out a loan against your 401k is a pretty dumb move if you can't repay it quickly. Owing the IRS is almost as bad as owing the mob. Good luck there chief.

It worked out. I got two kids out of the deal. (Long story)

Also, I found out why the IRS hasn't drafted my account. I set it up for NEXT monff, not this monff... so.....

I'll have it paid off by year end, I just wanted them off my fuckin back for now. Fuck them.

Shit.

Have to drive to Detroit tomorrow to schmooze.....

one more beer...................

Do you dread driving down here as much as I dread my trips to Corporate in FL?

Buzz me as you are approaching Exit 69. I will treat you to a good meal at a soup kitchen. Or Hooters.

SpartanInNH wrote:

tTy wrote:

Big as fuck. Got room for my boat, two trucks, a four wheeler, two sleds and a shanty.

Man, I read CB's question as "How big is your brain?" Made ty's answer...hilarious.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Do you dread driving down here as much as I dread my trips to Corporate in FL?

Buzz me as you are approaching Exit 69. I will treat you to a good meal at a soup kitchen. Or Hooters.

I only dread it because I have to get up in 4 hours. other than that, I get paid mileage, meals, hotel if I want one, and etc.... I make bank, but I'd rather sleep in.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

SpartanInNH wrote:

Man, I read CB's question as "How big is your brain?" Made ty's answer...hilarious.

LMFAO, missed that the first time through.

I just got another one, for the fuck of it.

tomorrow is going to suck.

tTy wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Do you dread driving down here as much as I dread my trips to Corporate in FL?

Buzz me as you are approaching Exit 69. I will treat you to a good meal at a soup kitchen. Or Hooters.

I only dread it because I have to get up in 4 hours. other than that, I get paid mileage, meals, hotel if I want one, and etc.... I make bank, but I'd rather sleep in.

Well duh. My trips never are as bad as they seem before I take them. I just hate leaving tWife and kids mostly.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

tTy wrote:

I only dread it because I have to get up in 4 hours. other than that, I get paid mileage, meals, hotel if I want one, and etc.... I make bank, but I'd rather sleep in.

Well duh. My trips never are as bad as they seem before I take them. I just hate leaving tWife and kids mostly.

Leaving the wife and kids is my second favorite part of this whole thing. Getting back home and seeing how happy they are (somehow) to see me is my first favorite.... lol