What do you do when you get moved to a different team under a new manager

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-08-25, 13:10

And you have no desire to work for this new manager ?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-08-25, 13:13

You take the new managers job by force

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-08-25, 13:15

hunger strike

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-08-25, 13:16

I'm getting moved to a new team here soon too. The guy pegged for the supervisor position seems pretty cool though.

In your case, I'd poop in his office to display your dominance.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-25, 13:19

You're staff at university, right? The answer is continue to screw everything up like you did before.

by **DWags** 2016-08-25, 13:20

Older guys, how do you like the way they use terms like "team" at work? Cracks me up.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-25, 13:23

DWags wrote:Older guys, how do you like the way they use terms like "team" at work? Cracks me up.

That language predates Millennials. The workplace team literature is nothing new.

by **NigelUno** 2016-08-25, 13:23

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-08-25, 13:35

DWags wrote:Older guys, how do you like the way they use terms like "team" at work? Cracks me up.

Until they start throwing around dynamic, cross-functional and continuous improvement it's ok.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-08-25, 13:36

Floyd Robertson wrote:
DWags wrote:Older guys, how do you like the way they use terms like "team" at work? Cracks me up.

Until they start throwing around dynamic, cross-functional and continuous improvement it's ok.

I'm going to Six Sigma the fuck out of this thread.

by **InTenSity** 2016-08-25, 13:38

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Until they start throwing around dynamic, cross-functional and continuous improvement it's ok.

I'm going to Six Sigma the fuck out of this thread.

I can already see the synergy between Six Sigma and millennials.

by TheReal_LWS 2016-08-25, 13:46

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:And you have no desire to work for this new manager ?

Tell your new manager you going home early to smoke a fat one. That should probably solve your issue.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-08-25, 13:46

Let's SWOT this bitch.

Strength: OTPT has to prove his worthiness to a new boss, making him look more desirable to the ladies. Pussy galore.
Weakness: OTPT posts too much on this board, his boss finds out and fires him. OTPT then has to go work with Blanch.
Opportunity: The new boss is a chick and OTPT gets to bang her after hours.
Threats: The new boss is a chick and OTPT reads her signals wrong, tries to bang her, and gets kicked in the nuts.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-08-25, 13:46

Don't ever do that again pylon.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-25, 13:47

Easy and obvious choice for any millennial: Throw a temper tantrum until you get your way.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-25, 13:48

Anoter option is a clear plastic bag over your head until HR notices.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-08-25, 13:48

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Don't ever do that again pylon.

You're not the boss of me, Half Squat.

by **DWags** 2016-08-25, 13:52

Yep.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-08-25, 13:58

Give it a month if you hate the new manager you'll hate your life. If you still hate them start looking for a new job.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-25, 14:03

Self-immolation is an option. The women in the office, and a few of the men, will be DTF after they see you pull a power move like that. Problem is, later on, when you're slapping skin, much of yours is going to peel off and stick to her.

by TheReal_LWS 2016-08-25, 14:03

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Give it a month if you hate the new manager you'll hate your life. If you still hate them start looking for a new job.

I think he'd do well as a hydroponics store clerk.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-08-25, 14:08

Fuck this fucking shit. Getting hammered tonight.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-08-25, 14:09

You should hide under your new managers desk in the morning. When they get in and find you under there just run out as fast as possible with no explanation. Lololololololol

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-25, 14:12

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck this fucking shit. Getting hammered tonight.

Have you yet come to the conclusion that the rest of already have? That you're the problem employee who's going to get moved from team to team so no one has to deal with you too long?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-08-25, 14:14

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck this fucking shit. Getting hammered tonight.

Have you yet come to the conclusion that the rest of already have? That you're the problem employee who's going to get moved from team to team so no one has to deal with you too long?

Sure that's fine !

by **MiamiSpartan** 2016-08-25, 14:16

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:And you have no desire to work for this new manager ?

You either sack the fuck up, or you quit. It's really that simple.

by AnomanderRake 2016-08-25, 15:35

I just transitioned to a new team by choice. New boss is legit, not as cool as my previous boss but seems like a good dude.

I keep lucking out with management. Haven't had a bad boss yet in my first 5 years of professional work.

Edit: To answer your question, I agree with the consensus of either quit or suck it up.

by **I.B. Fine** 2016-08-25, 15:47

I think you and your fellow workers should file a petition. What could go wrong?
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http://www.inc.com/alison-green/about-those-interns-fired-for-petitioning-for-a-more-casual-dress-code-.html

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-25, 16:00

Change.org

by **Blanch32** 2016-08-25, 16:31

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:And you have no desire to work for this new manager ?

If the dude is gen x or worse, older, immediately look for a new job. Do not tolerate his shit. Trust me on this. Never worth it.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-25, 16:33

Blanch32 wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:And you have no desire to work for this new manager ?

If the dude is gen x or worse, older, immediately look for a new job. Do not tolerate his shit. Trust me on this. Never worth it.

Do older dudes make bad shift managers at Arby's?

by **The Pantry** 2016-08-25, 17:54

Blanch has daddy issues

by **Blanch32** 2016-08-25, 21:53

The Pantry wrote:Blanch has daddy issues

Shit, I wish I work3d for my dad. Dude is stern but fair. Wish all boomers were like that, but they aint

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-25, 21:55

Blanch32 wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Blanch has daddy issues

Shit, I wish I work3d for my dad. Dude is stern but fair. Wish all boomers were like that, but they aint

The Dude is your dad?

by **InTenSity** 2016-08-25, 22:58

Turtleneck wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Shit, I wish I work3d for my dad. Dude is stern but fair. Wish all boomers were like that, but they aint

The Dude is your dad?

Explains the douchiness.

by **The Pantry** 2016-08-25, 23:30

Blanch32 wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Blanch has daddy issues

Shit, I wish I work3d for my dad. Dude is stern but fair. Wish all boomers were like that, but they aint

Still pissed he couldn't afford to move you and your chunky sis away from the chemical plant when you were young?

by **Blanch32** 2016-08-26, 07:46

Turtleneck wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Shit, I wish I work3d for my dad. Dude is stern but fair. Wish all boomers were like that, but they aint

The Dude is your dad?

No my dad doesn't root for uofm. Doesn't give a shit about sports like Bob

by **Blanch32** 2016-08-26, 07:47

The Pantry wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Shit, I wish I work3d for my dad. Dude is stern but fair. Wish all boomers were like that, but they aint
Still pissed he couldn't afford to move you and your chunky sis away from the chemical plant when you were young?

So now my sister is fat too? Lol

The hate you bonars have for me.....

by **The Pantry** 2016-08-26, 12:46

Blanch32 wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Still pissed he couldn't afford to move you and your chunky sis away from the chemical plant when you were young?

So now my sister is fat too? Lol

The hate you bonars have for me.....

No hate. Only pity.

You're the one claiming all Michigan woman are fat. Only stands to reason your sister is a tank

by **Cameron** 2016-08-27, 00:04

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