Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office.

by **DWags** 2016-08-28, 21:55

Two young ladies took it from me If somebody can text him I'd appreciate it. Package is under Tim Wakefield

by **pulling69** 2016-08-28, 22:00

Deuce in a box?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-08-28, 22:00

Is it a dildo? I hope you left a package for Wakefield and its a dildo.

by **DWags** 2016-08-28, 22:05

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-28, 22:06

This is really fucking suspicious.

by Guest 2016-08-28, 22:12

Turtleneck wrote:This is really fucking suspicious.

Not at all, Wags knows he has to shed that cell bill to retire comfortably. The hat is the lure for Wakie.

Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. Animals-fishermen-fishing_trip-angler-angling-baits-jprn411_low

Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. Animals-fishermen-fishing_trip-angler-angling-baits-jprn411_low

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-08-28, 22:29

I texted him but I'm not positive I have wakes right number. Guess we will find out.

by **DWags** 2016-08-28, 22:33

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I texted him but I'm not positive I have wakes right number. Guess we will find out.

Thx. Appreciate it. Room 104 told me they were open all night. When I gave the name of who was picking it up I hesitated but then I thought those two had no idea who Tim Wakefield is.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-08-28, 22:40

Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. 502811600

Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. 502811600

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. 969504605

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by Guest 2016-08-28, 22:42

Tim Wakefield wrote:Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it

The hook is set.

by **pulling69** 2016-08-28, 22:43

Tim Wakefield wrote:Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

by **DWags** 2016-08-28, 22:43

Cool. WBH got one for your kid. Pm me an address

by **xsanguine** 2016-08-28, 22:44

pulling69 wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

I'll handle this...

Attention Tim Wakefield. Package for you in the 104 Brody office. Mirror-mirror-on-the-wall-41-photos-45

by **Death Roe** 2016-08-28, 22:44

I want to buy one, argh

by **InTenSity** 2016-08-28, 22:44

This place is awesome

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-08-28, 22:44

Bob has officially been one-upped in the secret-gift-giving department.

by **pulling69** 2016-08-28, 22:45

xsanguine wrote:
pulling69 wrote:

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

I'll handle this...

Much like Kirk I Like That! but I was hoping for some local, , amateur, MSU sluts.

by **xsanguine** 2016-08-28, 22:46

pulling69 wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I'll handle this...

Much like Kirk I Like That! but I was hoping for some local, , amateur, MSU sluts.

Just imagine it's off campus housing...

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by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-08-28, 22:46

One of the best things I've ever seen on the Internet.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-08-28, 22:46

InTenSity wrote:This place is awesome

Intensity- please go to the Miami police department and tell them that your name is intensity and then scream "I need my package now!" Over and over again until they give it to you. It sounds weird, but it's a code I gave them so they don't get the wrong intensity.

by Guest 2016-08-28, 22:48

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:This place is awesome

Intensity- please go to the Miami police department and tell them that your name is intensity and then scream "I need my package now!" Over and over again until they give it to you. It sounds weird, but it's a code I gave them so they don't get the wrong intensity.

Tell them Wags sent it to you from Medillin.

by **DWags** 2016-08-28, 22:48

pulling69 wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:Thanks Wags!! You're the man. Sick hat. You were right, the chicks at the desk have no idea who Tim Wakefield is. I walked in and they asked if I was Tim and handed me the bag

I know how special hats are to you. Appreciate it

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

So I'm dropping off the kids jeep to a place near Brody cause she needed a new windshield yesterday. I text her I'm in the lot. My god the girls walking by and the stuff they were wearing. Oh my. I kept reminding myself they're some bodies daughter.

by **pulling69** 2016-08-28, 22:49

When I am in town later this fall I will leave a package for Tim.....He might not want to pick it up, his choice.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-08-28, 22:50

LooseGoose wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Intensity- please go to the Miami police department and tell them that your name is intensity and then scream "I need my package now!" Over and over again until they give it to you. It sounds weird, but it's a code I gave them so they don't get the wrong intensity.

Tell them Wags sent it to you from Medillin.

"A man from the cosmos dropped off a package here. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme"

They'll understand.

by **DWags** 2016-08-28, 22:50

Death Roe wrote:I want to buy one, argh

Only had two extras. I'd give mine up but I have issues.

by **xsanguine** 2016-08-28, 22:52

DWags wrote:
pulling69 wrote:

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

Oh my. I kept reminding myself they're some bodies daughter.

That's the best part.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-08-28, 23:05

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I texted him but I'm not positive I have wakes right number. Guess we will find out.

Wtf man

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-28, 23:14

Man, what a suck up.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-28, 23:30

So does this mean Wakefield has to marry one of DWag's daughters? Is that how it works?

by Guest 2016-08-28, 23:34

Turtleneck wrote:So does this mean Wakefield has to marry one of DWag's daughters? Is that how it works?

I believe that's the rule once you accept the dowry. Otherwise Wags can behead him.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-08-28, 23:36

I thought Wags was proposing to me with the hat

by **DWags** 2016-08-28, 23:51

Kid said he wanted a hat Friday when I picked them up. I'm not trying to break my daughter and her boyfriend up. Besides, I have a crush on Tanfan. If I wanted to hit on a guy I'd have sent that balding rich guy a lid.

by **Nordic** 2016-08-28, 23:56

xsanguine wrote:
pulling69 wrote:

You owe tSwill some reparations, pics of sluts? TIA

I'll handle this...

Well fuck me sideways

tWife wore some similar (not quite but a man can dream) last night and I slide those to the left and did what Nordics do.

by **Nordic** 2016-08-28, 23:59

*slid

by **pulling69** 2016-08-29, 00:01

Nordic wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I'll handle this...

Well fuck me sideways

tWife wore some similar (not quite but a man can dream) last night and I slide those to the left and did what Nordics do.

Fell asleep while another man proceeds to satisfy?

by Clarett's Folly 2016-08-29, 00:13

Turtleneck wrote:So does this mean Wakefield has to marry one of DWag's daughters? Is that how it works?

As is custom here on the Swill.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-29, 00:26

Clarett's Folly wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:So does this mean Wakefield has to marry one of DWag's daughters? Is that how it works?

As is custom here on the Swill.

When is the wedding?

by **Nordic** 2016-08-29, 00:44

pulling69 wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Well fuck me sideways

tWife wore some similar (not quite but a man can dream) last night and I slide those to the left and did what Nordics do.

Fell asleep while another man proceeds to satisfy?

Nah... I can still get it up Pulling

by **Nordic** 2016-08-29, 00:45

....but probably not for long....

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-29, 00:51

DWags wrote:Kid said he wanted a hat Friday when I picked them up. I'm not trying to break my daughter and her boyfriend up. Besides, I have a crush on Tanfan. If I wanted to hit on a guy I'd have sent that balding rich guy a lid.

That's probably just as well. Wake clearly has a thing for Pantry's pirate daughter.

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