Joke for your Friday afternoon

He puts a dollar in the slot and enters. There is a jogging track with a beautiful naked woman wearing jogging shoes. "Better start running" she says, beckoning him. Excited, he chases her around the track for an hour. Finally he catches her, she... ahem... rewards him... then he steps on the scale. He lost 1 pound!

As he leaves he sees a new sign next door. "Lose 2 pounds for $2". He pays, enters. This time there are two gorgeous naked women in running shoes. They say "Better start running." He does, chasing them around the track. Two hours later he catches them. He is doubly... rewarded. On his way out the scale shows he lost 2 pounds!

The man leaves. Sure enough, next door there is a final sign: "Lose 3 pounds for $3." By now the fat man is exhausted and can barely walk... but he cannot resist. He pays and enters. The door slams shut behind him and locks.

Alone on the running track is a 6'4" muscular male body builder, naked except for running shoes. The naked athlete points down at his enormous erection, smiles at the fat man and says...

"Better start running."

it's 11:30am in the east.

and the joke wasn't funny

So by my calculations, this fat man will a monster dong to the poop shoot in roughly 3 hours time?

and then what happened?

yeah, what did the muscular guy with a huge erection want?

...hate it when people never finish their jokes.

i'm pretty sure this is one of those that you finish yourself inside your head. i have it as the big guy with the erection cut off the fat dudes left arm and he said "there. now you've lost 3 pounds."

goodbar wrote:...hate it when people never finish.

Just thought I would fix your post.

AMwood wrote:i'm pretty sure this is one of those that you finish yourself inside your head. i have it as the big guy with the erection cut off the fat dudes left arm and he said "there. now you've lost 3 pounds."

ha ha ha lolz. it's funny that way.

AMwood wrote:i'm pretty sure this is one of those that you finish yourself inside your head. i have it as the big guy with the erection cut off the fat dudes left arm and he said "there. now you've lost 3 pounds."

I was thinking that the muscular guy with the erection prolly sold the fat guy a dietary booklet with all sorts of smart dinner options and types of nutritious snack foods that could be eaten throughout the day and things like that but it turns out that the huge erection guy only took British money and the total came to 3 pounds and the fat dude just happened to have that on him so he went ahead and gave the boner guy the money and got the booklet and then that's how he lost 3 pounds cause the pounds were actually currency and not like, fat pounds.

goodbar wrote:

I was thinking that the muscular guy with the erection prolly sold the fat guy a dietary booklet with all sorts of smart dinner options and types of nutritious snack foods that could be eaten throughout the day and things like that but it turns out that the huge erection guy only took British money and the total came to 3 pounds and the fat dude just happened to have that on him so he went ahead and gave the boner guy the money and got the booklet and then that's how he lost 3 pounds cause the pounds were actually currency and not like, fat pounds.  

  roflcopter

So did he lose 3 pounds or gain 3 pounds? I'm trying to figure out if it was worth the money or not.

to the OP, do you actually know this guy or did somebody tell you about this guy? because the whole thing sounds hard to believe if you ask me..

Rodeo Burger wrote:So did he lose 3 pounds or gain 3 pounds?  I'm trying to figure out if it was worth the money or not.

He got the money shot

tGreenWay wrote:

Yeah, and I'd like to know the location and name of that gym, too. You know, so I can avoid that big, strapping, tan, oiled-up man with the enormous love muscle who is trying to have his way with me. Yuck.  

Yeah, just sitting here envisioning the hundreds of forceful (yet tenderly) things that somebody as strong and as endowed as that guy sounds could do to another innocent, never-tried-gay-stuff guy like me just makes me shudder.

disgusting.