everyone tell dwags happy birthday

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-11-16, 11:16

Happy Birthday. Hope you get a blowjob. From your wife or another female.

by **Blanch32** 2016-11-16, 11:17

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Happy Birthday. Hope you get a blowjob. From your wife or another female.

he has daughters you sicko!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-11-16, 11:19

Happy Birthday!

I hope your upcoming year is as fruitful and glorious as your first 67 years were.. everyone tell dwags happy birthday 969504605

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-11-16, 11:20

Happy birthday dwags did you know that chevy chase was also born on your birthday? Kinda neat right. Anyway whatever happy birthday.

by CheesySpartan 2016-11-16, 11:26

Happy Birthday DWags! Here's to hoping the Bucks get you a win tonight and the Packers do the same on Sunday!

by **duffy munn** 2016-11-16, 11:26

Happy birthday Dwags

and fuck U of M.

by **NigelUno** 2016-11-16, 11:27

by **InTenSity** 2016-11-16, 11:29

Happy Birthday cheers

by **Blanch32** 2016-11-16, 11:29

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Happy birthday dwags did you know that chevy chase was also born on your birthday? Kinda neat right. Anyway whatever happy birthday.

wow. didnt realize they were both born on the exaxt same date. guess god had a limited supply of funny that day 60+ years ago....

by BleacherSwill 2016-11-16, 11:30

Blanch32 wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Happy Birthday. Hope you get a blowjob. From your wife or another female.

he has daughters you sicko!

Wtf has that got to do with anything?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-11-16, 11:34

Blanch32 wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Happy birthday dwags did you know that chevy chase was also born on your birthday? Kinda neat right. Anyway whatever happy birthday.

wow. didnt realize they were both born on the exaxt same date. guess god had a limited supply of funny that day 60+ years ago....

I'm going to be honest with you blanch, I completely made that up. I have like a 1/365 chance to be right though and I like them odds.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-11-16, 11:34

Let's not make this thread about the guy who seems a little desperate this AM, eh?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-11-16, 11:36

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Let's not make this thread about the guy who seems a little desperate this AM, eh?

Thanks mod yes sir sorry.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-11-16, 11:37

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Let's not make this thread about the guy who seems a little desperate this AM, eh?

Thanks mod yes sir sorry.

Go move some threads, nazi.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-11-16, 11:40

Happy birthday, DWags everyone tell dwags happy birthday 1811933421

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-11-16, 11:41

Happy birthday!

by Guest 2016-11-16, 11:55

by **DWags** 2016-11-16, 12:00

Thanks everybody! Double Nickels today!

Will have a beer tonight, will get wasted on Saturday.
everyone tell dwags happy birthday 969504605

by **Death Roe** 2016-11-16, 12:05

Happy birthday, man

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-11-16, 12:08

DWags wrote:Thanks everybody!

you're quite welcome!

sincerely,

everybody

(except OTPT)

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-11-16, 12:48

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
DWags wrote:Thanks everybody!
you're quite welcome!

sincerely,

everybody

You do not speak for me.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-11-16, 12:55

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:you're quite welcome!

sincerely,

everybody

You do not speak for me.

fixed it.

by **Blanch32** 2016-11-16, 13:04

BleacherSwill wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

he has daughters you sicko!

Wtf has that got to do with anything?

Basically those are the only other females he's allowed to talk to in his life. hence, his rage

by **tGreenWay** 2016-11-16, 13:09

Happy Birthday, DWags! You don't look a day over 60! What's your secret?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-11-16, 13:41

Happy Birthday Dwags!! Skullfuck the day

by Jethro Bodeen 2016-11-16, 13:50

May you gratuitously indulge yourself in 55 more years of drunkeness and debauchery fueled by copious piles of wicked, filthy lucre.

by **SeeRockCity** 2016-11-16, 14:06

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-11-16, 14:19

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Happy Birthday Dwags!! Skullfuck the day

everyone tell dwags happy birthday 502811600

by **DWags** 2016-11-16, 18:26

Blanch32 wrote:
BleacherSwill wrote:

Wtf has that got to do with anything?

Basically those are the only other females he's allowed to talk to in his life. hence, his rage

My wife at 50 is so much hotter than any pig you're slamming it's funny.

Sorry, I'm buzzed But it's true.

by **InTenSity** 2016-11-16, 18:46

I'm randomly drinking for you dwags.

by **Cameron** 2016-11-16, 19:14

Happy Birthday!

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-11-16, 19:57

Smoking for you wags.

by **Blanch32** 2016-11-16, 20:01

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Basically those are the only other females he's allowed to talk to in his life. hence, his rage

My wife at 50 is so much hotter than any pig you're slamming it's funny.

Sorry, I'm buzzed But it's true.

dude. get me out of your head. it's your birfday

by **DWags** 2016-11-16, 20:01

Nice otpt

by **duffy munn** 2016-11-16, 20:06

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Basically those are the only other females he's allowed to talk to in his life. hence, his rage

My wife at 50 is so much hotter than any pig you're slamming it's funny.

Sorry, I'm buzzed But it's true.

Multiple your wife's lbs by 3. Add a face like a torn baseball. Boom, Blanch's slam piece.

Happy Birthday.

by **DWags** 2016-11-16, 20:07

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:

My wife at 50 is so much hotter than any pig you're slamming it's funny.

Sorry, I'm buzzed But it's true.

dude. get me out of your head. it's your birfday

It is, but facts are facts and the truth is always true no matter which day it is. You date pigs. I never did. But I guess everybody needs to be loved.

by **DWags** 2016-11-16, 20:07

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:

My wife at 50 is so much hotter than any pig you're slamming it's funny.

Sorry, I'm buzzed But it's true.

Multiple your wife's lbs by 3. Add a face like a torn baseball. Boom, Blanch's slam piece.

Happy Birthday.

by **Blanch32** 2016-11-17, 11:05

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

dude. get me out of your head. it's your birfday

It is, but facts are facts and the truth is always true no matter which day it is. You date pigs. I never did. But I guess everybody needs to be loved.

sorry dude you are obsessed with me. i wish there was a cure, but i don't know one hater who was fixed

by **DWags** 2016-11-17, 11:21

Blanch32 wrote:
DWags wrote:

It is, but facts are facts and the truth is always true no matter which day it is. You date pigs. I never did. But I guess everybody needs to be loved.

sorry dude you are obsessed with me. i wish there was a cure, but i don't know one hater who was fixed

Somebody is sensitive about being called out for the heffer's he's dating. LOL

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