To all my friends on the Beaumont Tower board. Blow me the Packers have to win. Love you.

by **DWags** 2017-01-01, 20:36

I need this game tonight guys. I am such a pathetic cheese head. But I want all you guys to know, I know packer fans, I know lions fans. I think Lions fans are wayyyyyyy more loyal to the team than Packer fans are. It's very easy to be a Packer fan. It's also the only game in town since they've moved the team to Green Bay exclusively. I know friends that can't afford shit but will put money away for lions season tickets They deserve a playoff victory. Packer fans know the shit gonna happen and even when we lose, it's fairly easy in the last two and half decades to figure we're lucky enough to probalby make the playoffs in the next year or two.

I want to beat your ass. I want the Packers to win the division, but I really think you guys as lions fans are as deserving as any fans in the country to get a win or two and a championship. So, fuck you, I hope you lose, but if you don't, believe it or not, I'll be happy for you.

Skull fuck these assholes Rodgers. Skull fuck the shit out of them.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-01-01, 20:48

Go fuck yourself dwags.

Love,

Trav

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 20:48

Mods, please merge.

by **DWags** 2017-01-01, 20:52

Death Roe wrote:Mods, please merge.

time to merge my foot in your ass like Rodgers is gonna make little crying bitches out of the lions. Plus he's sticking his tongue up Olivia Munns ass and playing with the man in the canoe. How fucking worthless do we feel. I hate that fucker, but want him to win this game.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-01-01, 20:52

tl;dr

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-01, 20:54

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:tl;dr

This

by **DWags** 2017-01-01, 20:56

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:tl;dr

Rodgers
Penis
Lions
Ass

Short enough?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-01-01, 20:56

Do you like the packers because their helmets have sparkles on them dwags?

by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-01, 20:56

You can't spell Stafford without INT. Don't worry fudge packer fans, Stafford will blow it.

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 20:57

TheReal_LWS wrote:You can't spell Stafford without INT. Don't worry fudge packer fans, Stafford will blow it.

Ah, the ultimate bandwagon fan chimes in.

by **DWags** 2017-01-01, 20:58

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you like the packers because their helmets have sparkles on them dwags?

I like them because once Bart Starr brought me on the team bus during a practice and let me ride it to the practice field. My mom and dad were so happy they were crying. I still remember that. Willie Wood was on the bus.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-01, 20:58

DWags wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:tl;dr

Rodgers
Penis
Lions
Ass

Short enough?

You and fake LWS need to come to grips with your sexuality.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-01, 20:59

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you like the packers because their helmets have sparkles on them dwags?

I like them because once Bart Starr brought me on the team bus during a practice and let me ride it to the practice field. My mom and dad were so happy they were crying. I still remember that. Willie Wood was on the bus.

Willie Wood. LOL

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-01, 20:59

Death Roe wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:You can't spell Stafford without INT. Don't worry fudge packer fans, Stafford will blow it.

Ah, the ultimate bandwagon fan chimes in.

It's Sunday. He was bandwagoning Jesus today.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-01-01, 21:00

gb can chow my freakishly smelly nutsack.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 21:00

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you like the packers because their helmets have sparkles on them dwags?

I like them because once Bart Starr brought me on the team bus during a practice and let me ride it to the practice field. My mom and dad were so happy they were crying. I still remember that. Willie Wood was on the bus.

I bet he was...

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-01-01, 21:01

TheReal_LWS wrote:You can't spell Stafford without INT. Don't worry fudge packer fans, Stafford will blow it.

For fucks sake LWS if you're going to make a joke like that at least try to make sense. For instance, "you can't spell stafford without F A T" would be way better.

by **DWags** 2017-01-01, 21:01

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

Rodgers
Penis
Lions
Ass

Short enough?

You and fake LWS need to come to grips with your sexuality.

I've come to grips, and I'd be Rodgers wife if he let me. How about you?

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-01, 21:02

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You and fake LWS need to come to grips with your sexuality.

I've come to grips, and I'd be Rodgers wife if he let me. How about you?

No. I would not be Rodger's wife.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 21:04

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

I've come to grips, and I'd be Rodgers wife if he let me. How about you?

No. I would not be Rodger's wife.

Olivia Munn?
In.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-01, 21:05

MattyFresh wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

No. I would not be Rodger's wife.

Olivia Munn?
In.

I would be Olivia Munn's wife.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 21:06

Turtleneck wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

Olivia Munn?
In.

I would be Olivia Munn's wife.

This.

by **duffy munn** 2017-01-01, 21:11

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you like the packers because their helmets have sparkles on them dwags?

I like them because once Bart Starr brought me on the team bus during a practice and let me ride it to the practice field. My mom and dad were so happy they were crying. I still remember that. Willie Wood was on the bus.

I carried Altie Taylor's helmet for two years at training camp for the Lions at Cranbrook.

Bill Munson coached my little league baseball team.

I had a beer with Wayne Fontes.

I win.

by **Cameron** 2017-01-01, 21:12

I'm just mad that Cousins didn't get it done earlier. I was really looking forward to Rodgers fucking the Lions right out of the playoffs.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-01, 21:13

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:

I like them because once Bart Starr brought me on the team bus during a practice and let me ride it to the practice field. My mom and dad were so happy they were crying. I still remember that. Willie Wood was on the bus.

I carried Altie Taylor's helmet for two years at training camp for the Lions at Cranbrook.

Bill Munson coached my little league baseball team.

I had a beer with Wayne Fontes.

I win.

I dont think it was a competition.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-01, 21:13

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:

I like them because once Bart Starr brought me on the team bus during a practice and let me ride it to the practice field. My mom and dad were so happy they were crying. I still remember that. Willie Wood was on the bus.

I carried Altie Taylor's helmet for two years at training camp for the Lions at Cranbrook.

Bill Munson coached my little league baseball team.

I had a beer with Wayne Fontes.

I win.

LOL

by **DWags** 2017-01-01, 21:15

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:

I like them because once Bart Starr brought me on the team bus during a practice and let me ride it to the practice field. My mom and dad were so happy they were crying. I still remember that. Willie Wood was on the bus.

I carried Altie Taylor's helmet for two years at training camp for the Lions at Cranbrook.

Bill Munson coached my little league baseball team.

I had a beer with Wayne Fontes.

I win.

O.K., you do, but one time Bob Seger lit a cigarette for me. Top that fucker.

by **duffy munn** 2017-01-01, 21:24

DWags wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

I carried Altie Taylor's helmet for two years at training camp for the Lions at Cranbrook.

Bill Munson coached my little league baseball team.

I had a beer with Wayne Fontes.

I win.

O.K., you do, but one time Bob Seger lit a cigarette for me. Top that fucker.

Jingles is buddies with Seger's manager.

We both win.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-01-01, 21:26

I would be Zach Zenners wife if he paid me. But he probably doesn't make enough for that.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-01, 21:26

Lions with the big answer! Green Bay's D is looking porous.

by Guest 2017-01-01, 21:29

DWags wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

I carried Altie Taylor's helmet for two years at training camp for the Lions at Cranbrook.

Bill Munson coached my little league baseball team.

I had a beer with Wayne Fontes.

I win.

O.K., you do, but one time Bob Seger lit a cigarette for me. Top that fucker.

I consumed illicit drugs in the sidestage bathroom at Harpos with The Rockets & Doug Podell.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 21:29

I once smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 21:30

MattyFresh wrote:I once smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins

You did not, Brennan.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 21:31

Death Roe wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:I once smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins

You did not, Brennan.

It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin' that shit up everyday.

by **duffy munn** 2017-01-01, 21:32

LooseGoose wrote:
DWags wrote:

O.K., you do, but one time Bob Seger lit a cigarette for me. Top that fucker.

I consumed illicit drugs in the sidestage bathroom at Harpos with The Rockets & Doug Podell.

Now this is awesome. I didn't want to admit this earlier but I once did rails with Eric Hipple.

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 21:33

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-01-01, 21:40

I got to wear Jace Sayler's Super Bowl ring during the Nebraska game a few years back. The year we lost on a last second TD. Dude has sausage fingers.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-01-01, 21:41

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I got to wear Jace Sayler's Super Bowl ring during the Nebraska game a few years back. The year we lost on a last second TD. Dude has sausage fingers.

What does sausage fingers mean pylon? Are we talking breakfast sausage? Italian sausage? Sausage patty? Help a brother out.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-01, 21:42

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I got to wear Jace Sayler's Super Bowl ring during the Nebraska game a few years back. The year we lost on a last second TD. Dude has sausage fingers.

What does sausage fingers mean pylon? Are we talking breakfast sausage? Italian sausage? Sausage patty? Help a brother out.

Please stop chit chatting, Travis.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-01-01, 21:42

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I got to wear Jace Sayler's Super Bowl ring during the Nebraska game a few years back. The year we lost on a last second TD. Dude has sausage fingers.

What does sausage fingers mean pylon? Are we talking breakfast sausage? Italian sausage? Sausage patty? Help a brother out.

Kind of like the one I shove in your mouth.

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