I guess fat chicks have a new euphemism to call themselves: "squishy"

gHost Spartan wrote:

Last night I was texting an old friend, really hot back in the day, and even today her face is incredibly beautiful. But, alas, after having two children and working she's gained a few pounds. Anyway, we're bullshitting about stuff, catching up, I'm watching the game… and she told me that she's almost divorced and preparing to go out into the single word as a mother of two. Obviously insecure about her weight, she was fishing for complements and I said "well, you've always been very beautiful I'm sure you won't have any problems finding dudes to date." And then she said "yeah, only thing is that I'm a little squishy now"

At first I didn't know how to respond because I didn't know what she meant but then I put two and two together. Then I said "well, isn't everyone a little squishy?" and she said "ya but I'm a little mo mo squishy"

So I said "okay even though I'm a tiny bit squishy I'm ok with squishy"

Then she said "idk how to get rid of squishy"

Me: "Has working out helped you lose any squishy?"

Her: "Nah, idk, I've been working out with the trainer but haven't lost much squishy"

Me: "Well, as guys say, the more squishy the better the pushy"

xsanguine wrote:

The_Dude wrote:Ah...the classic 'I work out with a trainer, but idk why Im not losing weight'  

The_Dude wrote:Ah...the classic 'I work out with a trainer, but idk why Im not losing weight'

Rocinante wrote:Fat shaming is fun.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Last night I was texting an old friend, really hot back in the day, and even today her face is incredibly beautiful. But, alas, after having two children and working she's gained a few pounds. Anyway, we're bullshitting about stuff, catching up, I'm watching the game… and she told me that she's almost divorced and preparing to go out into the single word as a mother of two. Obviously insecure about her weight, she was fishing for complements and I said "well, you've always been very beautiful I'm sure you won't have any problems finding dudes to date." And then she said "yeah, only thing is that I'm a little squishy now"

At first I didn't know how to respond because I didn't know what she meant but then I put two and two together. Then I said "well, isn't everyone a little squishy?" and she said "ya but I'm a little mo mo squishy"

So I said "okay even though I'm a tiny bit squishy I'm ok with squishy"

Then she said "idk how to get rid of squishy"

Me: "Has working out helped you lose any squishy?"

Her: "Nah, idk, I've been working out with the trainer but haven't lost much squishy"

Me: "Well, as guys say, the more squishy the better the pushy"

gHost Spartan wrote:


She's French

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

The_Dude wrote:Ah...the classic 'I work out with a trainer, but idk why Im not losing weight'  

The classic "ridicule what women look like even though my socially awkward ass can't get a girlfriend."

TheReal_LWS wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Fat shaming is fun.

Spoken like a true fatty.

Rocinante wrote:Fat shaming is fun.

Da Mayor wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:

Last night I was texting an old friend, really hot back in the day, and even today her face is incredibly beautiful. But, alas, after having two children and working she's gained a few pounds. Anyway, we're bullshitting about stuff, catching up, I'm watching the game… and she told me that she's almost divorced and preparing to go out into the single word as a mother of two. Obviously insecure about her weight, she was fishing for complements and I said "well, you've always been very beautiful I'm sure you won't have any problems finding dudes to date." And then she said "yeah, only thing is that I'm a little squishy now"

At first I didn't know how to respond because I didn't know what she meant but then I put two and two together. Then I said "well, isn't everyone a little squishy?" and she said "ya but I'm a little mo mo squishy"

So I said "okay even though I'm a tiny bit squishy I'm ok with squishy"

Then she said "idk how to get rid of squishy"

Me: "Has working out helped you lose any squishy?"

Her: "Nah, idk, I've been working out with the trainer but haven't lost much squishy"

Me: "Well, as guys say, the more squishy the better the pushy"

Is this the British chick that Tanny always makes fun of?

gHost Spartan wrote:

The_Dude wrote:

Honestly other cultures fat shame and it's not a bad thing. Being a little overweight or pudgy? Cool no problem. But just being a complete fat fuck? Yeah. Obesity rates in this country are a national embarrassment.

Americans consume more sugar per person than like 100 people in other countries. Everything is sugar here.

The_Dude wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

The classic "ridicule what women look like even though my socially awkward ass can't get a girlfriend."

How did I ridicule what she looks like?

Just find the line of I work out all the time but can't lose weight is funny, that's all.

Now fuck off with your sanctimonious bullshit. K?

gHost Spartan wrote:

tanfan! wrote:

Stop instigating. No she's s frog and ghost used to rail her back in the day. When he texted that pic to all of us in text club, it Was so hilarious that her face was photoshopped over and over again by cumstein. But you aleady know this since you created most of those memes.

#HotTake
#TannyThisIsntTheRCMB
#DaMayorIsNotCumstein
#NotMySchtick

The_Dude wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:

Americans consume more sugar per person than like 100 people in other countries. Everything is sugar here.

Yep. You see the new studies that say sugar is way worse than fat for you. In the 60s sugar industry paid scientists to say fat was worse for heart disease and your health. Not true

tGreenWay wrote:

The_Dude wrote:

Yep. You see the new studies that say sugar is way worse than fat for you. In the 60s sugar industry paid scientists to say fat was worse for heart disease and your health. Not true

Yeah, that's awful. Good thing big money industries like tobacco and fossil fuels don't do anything like that.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Last night I was texting an old friend, really hot back in the day, and even today her face is incredibly beautiful. But, alas, after having two children and working she's gained a few pounds. Anyway, we're bullshitting about stuff, catching up, I'm watching the game… and she told me that she's almost divorced and preparing to go out into the single word as a mother of two. Obviously insecure about her weight, she was fishing for complements and I said "well, you've always been very beautiful I'm sure you won't have any problems finding dudes to date." And then she said "yeah, only thing is that I'm a little squishy now"

At first I didn't know how to respond because I didn't know what she meant but then I put two and two together. Then I said "well, isn't everyone a little squishy?" and she said "ya but I'm a little mo mo squishy"

So I said "okay even though I'm a tiny bit squishy I'm ok with squishy"

Then she said "idk how to get rid of squishy"

Me: "Has working out helped you lose any squishy?"

Her: "Nah, idk, I've been working out with the trainer but haven't lost much squishy"

Me: "Well, as guys say, the more squishy the better the pushy"

y2kMgrad wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:

Last night I was texting an old friend, really hot back in the day, and even today her face is incredibly beautiful. But, alas, after having two children and working she's gained a few pounds. Anyway, we're bullshitting about stuff, catching up, I'm watching the game… and she told me that she's almost divorced and preparing to go out into the single word as a mother of two. Obviously insecure about her weight, she was fishing for complements and I said "well, you've always been very beautiful I'm sure you won't have any problems finding dudes to date." And then she said "yeah, only thing is that I'm a little squishy now"

At first I didn't know how to respond because I didn't know what she meant but then I put two and two together. Then I said "well, isn't everyone a little squishy?" and she said "ya but I'm a little mo mo squishy"

So I said "okay even though I'm a tiny bit squishy I'm ok with squishy"

Then she said "idk how to get rid of squishy"

Me: "Has working out helped you lose any squishy?"

Her: "Nah, idk, I've been working out with the trainer but haven't lost much squishy"

Me: "Well, as guys say, the more squishy the better the pushy"

I might be 4 Hopslams deep but I thought that was pretty funny.

Also I like squishy titties.

Dendrobates wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:

I might be 4 Hopslams deep but I thought that was pretty funny.

Also I like squishy titties.

Squishy titties?! I prefer warm bags of sand. That's the way to go.

Frank Ricard wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:

Squishy titties?! I prefer warm bags of sand. That's the way to go.

Sand? Sounds too heavy. Is that why they start sagging after a while? I prefer to think I'm sucking on something more like jello anyways.

Dendrobates wrote:

Frank Ricard wrote:

Sand? Sounds too heavy. Is that why they start sagging after a while? I prefer to think I'm sucking on something more like jello anyways.

10% Frank
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