Does Travis still post here?

by **Turtleneck** Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:00 pm

#notchitchat

Just wondering. I see him referred to. He just won a contest (probably cheated) but does he still post here? I haven't seen him around.

by **kingstonlake** Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:16 pm

Turtleneck wrote:#notchitchat

Just wondering. I see him referred to. He just won a contest (probably cheated) but does he still post here? I haven't seen him around.

I win the merge contest, not Travis.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:20 pm

Hi turtleneck. I won the pick em did you see that :)

I also won the merge contest. I definitely abused my mod powers for that one :)

by **Turtleneck** Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:26 pm

I saw he won pickem. I didn't know he won another contest.

by **Nordic** Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:27 pm

#modsplsmerge

by aualum06 Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:31 pm

Safari for life

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:32 pm

aualum06 wrote:Safari for life

by **Turtleneck** Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:33 pm

aualum06 wrote:Safari for life

Are you a dentist in Minnesota?

by aualum06 Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:38 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Safari for life

Are you a dentist in Minnesota?

I usually am a pessimist when it comes to the lions, yes

by **Turtleneck** Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:52 pm

I am very sorry to hear Travis is no longer posts here. Hopefully somebody can make up those posts. He accounted for 9.3% of the traffic here.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:29 am

Hi turtleneck I still post here!

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:33 am

I'll post in Travis' stead. Do I get to sleep with his leggy supermodel, too? And by sleep, I mean hot and wild monkey sex.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:34 am

tGreenWay wrote:I'll post in Travis' stead. Do I get to sleep with his leggy supermodel, too? And by sleep, I mean hot and wild monkey sex.

No. If I post less lately it's because I'm busy sexing my leggy super model. Also we took down the Christmas tree on Sunday.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:38 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'll post in Travis' stead. Do I get to sleep with his leggy supermodel, too? And by sleep, I mean hot and wild monkey sex.

No. If I post less lately it's because I'm busy sexing my leggy super model. Also we took down the Christmas tree on Sunday.

'Member when your leggy supermodel girlfriend said she had to run to the Walgreen's for beer and smokes? She really drove over to my place and we humped like donkeys. While you were taking down the tree I was playing in her bush.

Edit: fucking autocorrect.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:42 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

No. If I post less lately it's because I'm busy sexing my leggy super model. Also we took down the Christmas tree on Sunday.

'Member when your leggy supermodel girlfriend said she had to run to the Walgreen's for beer and smokes? She really drove over to my place and we humped like donkeys. While you were taking down the tree I was playing in her bush.

Edit: fucking autocorrect.

That didn't happen. She was there the whole time.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:46 am

I'm sorry to report that Travis is dead. He died when he replaced his iPhone with a Samsung Note 7 because he was unable to post on the Swill. Reports are it exploded while he was checking out a mobile version of a knitting message board and his mullet caught on fire. The fire would have been controllable in normal circumstances but Travis uses an inordinate amount of Paul Mitchell hairspray to manage his flowing locks (in the back) and the situation quickly became untenable. At 12:24 this morning, poor Travis succumbed to the gods of fire. RIP.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:47 am

#RIPTravis

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:50 am

Woah. Travis must have taught his African Grey Parrot to type before he died. Hey Peanut.....sorry for your loss man. I know you're only a bird, but hang in there.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:51 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

'Member when your leggy supermodel girlfriend said she had to run to the Walgreen's for beer and smokes? She really drove over to my place and we humped like donkeys. While you were taking down the tree I was playing in her bush.

Edit: fucking autocorrect.

That didn't happen. She was there the whole time.

She slipped away after you found the pine cone in your Christmas tree and passed out after you ate it.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:54 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm sorry to report that Travis is dead. He died when he replaced his iPhone with a Samsung Note 7 because he was unable to post on the Swill. Reports are it exploded while he was checking out a mobile version of a knitting message board and his mullet caught on fire. The fire would have been controllable in normal circumstances but Travis uses an inordinate amount of Paul Mitchell hairspray to manage his flowing locks (in the back) and the situation quickly became untenable. At 12:24 this morning, poor Travis succumbed to the gods of fire. RIP.

His girlfriends on the quilting board are going to be crushed.

by **pulling69** Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:40 am

1. Fuck

by **pulling69** Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:40 am

2. Travis

by **Turtleneck** Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:07 am

Terrible news about Travis. Seemed like a decent guy.

by **InTenSity** Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:31 am

I really liked Travis. RIP buddy.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:10 am

Turtleneck wrote:Terrible news about Travis. Seemed like a decent guy.

He really wasn't.

by **Turtleneck** Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:14 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Terrible news about Travis. Seemed like a decent guy.

He really wasn't.

I am sure he had some flaws, but we should focus on the positive today.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:20 am

In lieu of flowers Travis' family has asked that you make a donation at the following website. Thank you for all of your kind words in this tough time. Travis' family appreciates it.

Www.givetravismoney.gofundme.gov

by TheReal_LWS Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:24 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:In lieu of flowers Travis' family has asked that you make a donation at the following website. Thank you for all of your kind words in this tough time. Travis' family appreciates it.

Www.givetravismoney.gofundme.gov

Ban this scammer.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:29 am

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

He really wasn't.

I am sure he had some flaws, but we should focus on the positive today.

You're right, of course.

Travis has, sadly, left us, but he leaves behind a surprisingly hot girlfriend, whom I now plan to ravish nightly.

by TheReal_LWS Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:29 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I am sure he had some flaws, but we should focus on the positive today.

You're right, of course.

Travis has, sadly, left us, but he leaves behind a surprisingly hot girlfriend, whom I now plan to ravish nightly.

Mrs. Greenway will not approave.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:38 am

TheReal_LWS wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You're right, of course.

Travis has, sadly, left us, but he leaves behind a surprisingly hot girlfriend, whom I now plan to ravish nightly.

Mrs. Greenway will not approave.

She probably doesn't approve, either.

by TheReal_LWS Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:45 am

tGreenWay wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Mrs. Greenway will not approave.

She probably doesn't approve, either.

by **Turtleneck** Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:58 am

Does anybody know of a website where we can make a donation to the family?

by TheReal_LWS Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:11 am

In lieu of flowers, the family has asked you donate here:

https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/donate.asp

Apparently Travis was a closet gun-nut. Who knew.

by **Turtleneck** Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:24 am

TheReal_LWS wrote:In lieu of flowers, the family has asked you donate here:

https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/donate.asp

Apparently Travis was a closet gun-nut. Who knew.

What closet are you in, LWS?

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