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Post by y2kMgrad Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:27 pm

Suppose a Tyrannosaurus Rex was charging at you from 20 yards away. You pick up an AK-47 and start firing. Would you survive?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:28 pm

y2kMgrad wrote:Suppose a Tyrannosaurus Rex was charging at you from 20 yards away. You pick up an AK-47 and start firing. Would you survive?

I'm going to say no. 20 yards ain't shit for a t rex.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:29 pm

Not a chance in hell
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:29 pm

Stupid fuckig question
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:30 pm

Do they even have science classes at michigan
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:30 pm

What about gun classes
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:30 pm

Or dinosaur classss
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:30 pm

Do they have tacos?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:30 pm

What's up y2k how you been
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Post by y2kMgrad Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:31 pm

Why not? You don't think an AK would penetrate a dinosaur's skin at 20 yards?
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Post by y2kMgrad Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:32 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What's up y2k how you been

Not bad bro. A little busy at work and at home but living life. And you?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:32 pm

Sure it would but it's like if someone started shooting needles at you from 20 feet. It might hurt... maybe even hit you in a spot that would make you bleed out, but you're gonna kill that fucker first
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:33 pm

I'm doing pretty good. You know. Just message boarding and stuff
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Post by y2kMgrad Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:34 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Sure it would but it's like if someone started shooting needles at you from 20 feet. It might hurt... maybe even hit you in a spot that would make you bleed out, but you're gonna kill that fucker first

Damn, maybe you're right. Would a grenade kill that fucker?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:37 pm

A well placed Grenade could blow a leg off and get you away at least. It could kill it too... but it might be too close to your face if you put it in its mouth and will probably catch some tooth shrapnel in the eye
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Post by y2kMgrad Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:41 pm

T-Rex's are badass then.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:43 pm

y2kMgrad wrote:T-Rex's are badass then.

Dinosaurs amaze me. Are there any good Dino docs our there ? I could go for one tonight.

Does antin believe in dinosaurs ?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:44 pm

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y2kMgrad wrote:T-Rex's are badass then.

Dinosaurs amaze me. Are there any good Dino docs our there ? I could go for one tonight.

Does antin believe in dinosaurs ?

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0107290/
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:45 pm

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Dinosaurs amaze me. Are there any good Dino docs our there ? I could go for one tonight.

Does antin believe in dinosaurs ?

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0107290/

I said in my head 'if this is Jurassic park fuck this guy' while clicking the link.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:47 pm

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http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0107290/

I said in my head 'if this is Jurassic park fuck this guy' while clicking the link.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0119567/
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Post by xsanguine Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:47 pm

No.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
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I said in my head 'if this is Jurassic park fuck this guy' while clicking the link.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0119567/

Eat a bag of dicks dakich
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:00 am

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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0119567/

Eat a bag of dicks dakich

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0163025/
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:31 am

Is this the thread where we admit that we're tripping balls?
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Post by tGreenWay Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:38 am

There's no way Jesus would've allowed anyone to shoot t-Rex with a nasty look, let alone an AK-47.
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Post by DWags Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:30 am

I think we need to find out how thick their skulls are. If you got a bunch of rounds off into their skull I think they go down. Where was their heart? Shoot that? How do you think they tasted?


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Post by Frank Ricard Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:50 am

DWags wrote:I think we need to find out how think their skulls are. If you got a bunch of rounds off into their skull I think the go down.  Where was their heart?   How do you think they tasted?

Never partook of the thing myself, but I bet Wilma Flintstone has a recipe.

Back to the OP, I would say with my expert markmanship I could down that fucker within 20 yards, but with my luck the TRex would fall on me crushing every bone I had and even then some more I didn't know I had. I'd be like "Hell Yeah!!!", one fist pump, then "OH SHI..."

See Wilma for her ideas with Squashed Frank.  Martha fucking Stewart would have the best ideas for what wine would be best.  Boones Farm comes to mind.
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Post by Jake from State Farm Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:15 am

DWags wrote:I think we need to find out how thick their skulls are. If you got a bunch of rounds off into their skull I think they go down. Where was their heart? Shoot that? How do you think they tasted?

T-rex tacos anyone?
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Post by y2kMgrad Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:21 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Is this the thread where we admit that we're tripping balls?

A world without AK's and T-Rex's is not a world I want to live in.

But otherwise yeah.
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Post by y2kMgrad Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:22 am

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DWags wrote:I think we need to find out how think their skulls are. If you got a bunch of rounds off into their skull I think the go down.  Where was their heart?   How do you think they tasted?

Never partook of the thing myself, but I bet Wilma Flintstone has a recipe.

Back to the OP, I would say with my expert markmanship I could down that fucker within 20 yards, but with my luck the TRex would fall on me crushing every bone I had and even then some more I didn't know I had. I'd be like "Hell Yeah!!!", one fist pump, then "OH SHI..."

See Wilma for her ideas with Squashed Frank.  Martha fucking Stewart would have the best ideas for what wine would be best.  Boones Farm comes to mind.

You can move laterally, so maybe after pumping 10-20 rounds into him you could dive out of the way before he crushes you. If you're agile enough.
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Post by tGreenWay Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:27 am

I'm at the age where I'm in no mood to work that hard for a meal. Just bring me a brontosaurus burger.
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Post by MattyFresh Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:29 am

tGreenWay wrote:I'm at the age where I'm in no mood to work that hard for a meal. Just bring me a brontosaurus burger.
You know what those are made from right? Brontosaurus lips and assholes...
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Post by tGreenWay Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:46 am

MattyFresh wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'm at the age where I'm in no mood to work that hard for a meal. Just bring me a brontosaurus burger.
You know what those are made from right? Brontosaurus lips and assholes...

So were all the skanks I ate out in college. Now, bring me my damn brontosaurus burger!
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Post by The_Dude Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:01 pm

Didn't you see Jurrasic Park 3?
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:18 pm

if the T-Rex comes for my bible or my guns, he's gonna have a problem.

a BIG problem.
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