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Post by goodbar 2017-03-07, 10:46

Guys, here's another one: why are parking lots so big? I've thought about this over and over and pretty much the only reason I can come up with is so that they have a spot to pile those mountainous heaps of snow that they plowed off of their giant parking lot. Lets use some available space below and discuss why stores feel the need or perhaps the pressure to build and maintain such generous parking lots.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-03-07, 10:48

So assholes can drive recklessly for once a day, driving through the parking spaces and nearly causing accidents.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-03-07, 10:49

People used to go to those stores poster goodbar. They would park their cars in them. Once QVC hit and people could do all of their shopping while watching tv, those stores really started to slip.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2017-03-07, 10:56

Where else am I going to pour out my cold coffee?
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Post by Guest 2017-03-07, 11:05

goodbar wrote:Guys, here's another one: why are parking lots so big?

Simple answer: Zoning laws.


Most zoning laws require "X" number of parking spots for a store depending on the store size.
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Post by goodbar 2017-03-07, 11:08

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goodbar wrote:Guys, here's another one: why are parking lots so big?

Simple answer: Zoning laws.


Most zoning laws require "X" number of parking spots for a store depending on the store size.

mmmmyeah, I guess. but let's don't just accept simple answers. I'd like us to take a deeper dive into this.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2017-03-07, 11:08

Cities have parking lot ratios that coincide with commercial and industrial building square footage. The American Disability Act has also put in place a smaller ratio for up front, larger, handicapped only parking spots.
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Post by SeeRockCity 2017-03-07, 11:09

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Post by goodbar 2017-03-07, 11:12

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Cities have parking lot ratios that coincide with commercial and industrial building square footage. The American Disability Act has also put in place a smaller ratio for up front, larger, handicapped only parking spots.

this is fine. I'm in favor of increasing access to handiable consumers. it seems though that the size of the building should not so rigidly determine the available parking...but rather the number of people that it sees on a typical given day (with some safety factor for peak shopping milestones, of course)
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2017-03-07, 11:16

goodbar wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Cities have parking lot ratios that coincide with commercial and industrial building square footage. The American Disability Act has also put in place a smaller ratio for up front, larger, handicapped only parking spots.

this is fine. I'm in favor of increasing access to handiable consumers.  it seems though that the size of the building should not so rigidly determine the available parking...but rather the number of people that it sees on a typical given day (with some safety factor for peak shopping milestones, of course)

Depending on where you live, give your local zoning board a call. I'm with you. Mall parking lots are too damn big.

http://www.lansingmi.gov/266/Planning-Office
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Post by NigelUno 2017-03-07, 11:17

Bigger parking lots optimize water runoff. It's all about efficiency.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-03-07, 11:20

LooseGoose wrote:
goodbar wrote:Guys, here's another one: why are parking lots so big?

Simple answer: Zoning laws.


Most zoning laws require "X" number of parking spots for a store depending on the store size.
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Cities have parking lot ratios that coincide with commercial and industrial building square footage. The American Disability Act has also put in place a smaller ratio for up front, larger, handicapped only parking spots.
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goodbar wrote:

this is fine. I'm in favor of increasing access to handiable consumers.  it seems though that the size of the building should not so rigidly determine the available parking...but rather the number of people that it sees on a typical given day (with some safety factor for peak shopping milestones, of course)

Depending on where you live, give your local zoning board a call. I'm with you. Mall parking lots are too damn big.

http://www.lansingmi.gov/266/Planning-Office

All of these are wrong, FYI for anyone reading.
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Post by Guest 2017-03-07, 11:23

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Simple answer:  Zoning laws.


Most zoning laws require "X" number of parking spots for a store depending on the store size.
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Cities have parking lot ratios that coincide with commercial and industrial building square footage. The American Disability Act has also put in place a smaller ratio for up front, larger, handicapped only parking spots.
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Depending on where you live, give your local zoning board a call. I'm with you. Mall parking lots are too damn big.

http://www.lansingmi.gov/266/Planning-Office

All of these are wrong, FYI for anyone reading.
 

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Post by goodbar 2017-03-07, 11:26

Just wanna take a second here and thank you guys for joining me on this journey, there's some excellent discussion going on in here! as we get into some debate lets try to keep some focus on being respectful of other peoples experiences and points of view. ok! carry on!
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-03-07, 11:29

goodbar wrote:Just wanna take a second here and thank you guys for joining me on this journey, there's some excellent discussion going on in here! as we get into some debate lets try to keep some focus on being respectful of other peoples experiences and points of view. ok! carry on!

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Post by The Pantry 2017-03-07, 11:51

goodbar wrote:Just wanna take a second here and thank you guys for joining me on this journey, there's some excellent discussion going on in here! as we get into some debate lets try to keep some focus on being respectful of other peoples experiences and points of view. ok! carry on!
Nice to see you back, goodbar. Why are parking lots so big? 969504605

btw...could you please go back to tTurd for a couple minutes and recruit EdMartinsLoan & TreeRat? I'd do it but it's been so long I forgot my password there.
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Post by Blanch32 2017-03-07, 11:58

even been to a place that didn't have parking?

yea, you live in MI, so no
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Post by DWags 2017-03-07, 12:20

In my local Kroger, they have so many handicap spots that every senior citizen n our township and every disabled citizen in our area would have to all shop at once. I assume for the lot size there is a ratio for that also. Don't want to cut anyone off that actually needs it, but the two center isles are always 90% empty even on busy Sunday's.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2017-03-07, 12:45

So there's more room for lazy ass people to fling their shopping carts and see which vehicle they can randomly ding.
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Post by AMwood 2017-03-07, 12:56

DWags wrote:In my local Kroger, they have so many handicap spots that every senior citizen n our township and every disabled citizen in our area would have to all shop at once. I assume for the lot size there is a ratio for that also. Don't want to cut anyone off that actually needs it, but the two center isles are always 90% empty even on busy Sunday's.

a lot of enterprizing americans have figured out a way to eat themselves into the best parking spots available. this is really a free market argument.
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Post by goodbar 2017-03-07, 13:03

AMwood wrote:
DWags wrote:In my local Kroger, they have so many handicap spots that every senior citizen n our township and every disabled citizen in our area would have to all shop at once. I assume for the lot size there is a ratio for that also. Don't want to cut anyone off that actually needs it, but the two center isles are always 90% empty even on busy Sunday's.

a lot of enterprizing americans have figured out a way to eat themselves into the best parking spots available. this is really a free market argument.

we all don't just start out with priority access and handed a scooter. this is america, you have to earn your scooter.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-03-07, 13:12

Did goodbar go off his meds again?
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Post by MiamiSpartan 2017-03-07, 13:23

I wish it was like that down here. But then again, maybe it backs up Goodbar's suggestion that it's a place to pile snow. Since they don't need to worry about that down here, parking lots are smaller.

Seriously, though, the annoying thing down here is that a lot of strip malls and plazas will have extremely narrow parking spots. Like narrow enough that a normal sized sedan, never mind an SUV, can't park there and still have room for other cards to park on either side of them. It's the fucking sleazy owners of these plazas that do this to falsely inflate the available number of parking spaces, so that it looks better when they're trying to get businesses to put a store there.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-03-07, 13:32

I love big lots and I cannot lie.
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Post by tTito 2017-03-07, 13:36

Parking lots are big so you can park away from all the other cars, do avoid door dings, only to come back and find someone parked right next you.
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Post by Herbie Green 2017-03-07, 13:58

tTito wrote:Parking lots are big so you can park away from all the other cars, do avoid door dings, only to come back and find someone parked right next you.

Do you drive a pickup and back it into a spot at the edge of the lot and or take up multiple spots?
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-03-07, 14:03

tTito wrote:Parking lots are big so you can park away from all the other cars, do avoid door dings, only to come back and find someone parked right next you.

I only do that if it's a woman and I'm feeling rapey.
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