OTPT facts

by **DWags** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:23

OTPT once heard nothing could beat him in basketball, so he found nothing and kicked his ass.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:25

I think you guys might be beating his exaggeration about how bad tum tum is at basketball to death a little bit.

by Guest Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:25

When OTPT turned 18 his parents moved out.

by **DWags** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:25

OTPT once played superman in basketball. The loser had to wear his underwear over tights for the rest of his life.

by **DWags** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:27

OTPT once scored infinity points in a basketball game. Twice

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I think you guys might be beating his exaggeration about how bad tum tum is at basketball to death a little bit.

I'd like to beat you to death... in a good way. Wink

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:31

dinner says a prayerful "thanks" prior to being consumed by OTPT.

by Guest Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:36

If OTPT were a bit older the movie wouldn't be 300 - it would be 1.

by **Death Roe** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:37

LooseGoose wrote:If OTPT were a bit older the movie wouldn't be 300 - it would be 1.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:39

LooseGoose wrote:If OTPT were a bit older the movie wouldn't be 300 - it would be 1.

by CheesySpartan Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:44

DWags wrote:OTPT once heard nothing could beat him in basketball, so he found nothing and kicked his ass.

The Nothing in Never Ending Story was bad ass but I'm OTPT could him.

by CheesySpartan Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:44

LooseGoose wrote:When OTPT turned 18 his parents moved out.

LOL

by **kingstonlake** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:47

When purchasing marijuana, the weed Burns itself in the presence of OTPT.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:49

If you spell OTPT in Scrabble you win.

by **duffy munn** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:49

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I think you guys might be beating his exaggeration about how bad tum tum is at basketball to death a little bit.

It's what we do.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:53

OTPT asks Vlad to blow sunshine about MSU sports and Vlad replies with "how many lumens of light/square foot would you like, Sir"?

by **DWags** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:54

OTPT didn't go to Europe, it came to him.

by MattyFresh Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 9:57

OTPT jumped out of a plane at 12000 feet and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:00

OTPT's awake..

good morning, OTPT.. OTPT facts 685334576

by **The Pantry** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:06

Takes bribes from Bobby Sak

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:11

The Pantry wrote:Takes bribes from Bobby Sak

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:12

Robert J Sakimano wrote:OTPT's awake..

good morning, OTPT..

Sup bro. 50 degrees on my walk to work. OTPT facts 969504605

by **DWags** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:13

OTPT doesnt' walk to work, it walks to him

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:14

DWags wrote:OTPT doesnt' walk to work, it walks to him

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:16

DWags wrote:OTPT doesnt' walk to work, it walks to him

Working from home does sound nice today. Fuck wags I'm already half way there.

by **The_Dude** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:24

Yo OT, you see Gary Harris play ball this year? His team sucks but he's a rising star.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:38

The_Dude wrote:Yo OT, you see Gary Harris play ball this year? His team sucks but he's a rising star.

I've been to two nuggets games , one against the pistons and one against the hornets. He laid an egg against the hornets (literally) and sat the 4th, I was too into it vs the pistons but he was solid I believe. I know he's playing really well lately, they blew out the Lakers on TNT last night. Nuggets have a young core and should make the playoffs. Jokic is a beast down low.

Gary will always be one of my favorite Spartans. They should have won a natty with him. Fucking appling. Gary will always be remembered by that silky smooth J.

Fuck I forgot my lunch in the fridge you guys.

by **The_Dude** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:47

Blew a 10 point lead his soph year to Uconn. Couldn't score. Seems to be the reason Izzo gets bounced. Drays senior year couldn't score vs Ville. Couldn't score vs Duke, twice. Couldn't score vs Uconn.

Last year we could have scored on anyone but got upset.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:51

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Yo OT, you see Gary Harris play ball this year? His team sucks but he's a rising star.

I've been to two nuggets games , one against the pistons and one against the hornets. He laid an egg against the hornets (literally) and sat the 4th, I was too into it vs the pistons but he was solid I believe. I know he's playing really well lately, they blew out the Lakers on TNT last night. Nuggets have a young core and should make the playoffs. Jokic is a beast down low.

Gary will always be one of my favorite Spartans. They should have won a natty with him. Fucking appling. Gary will always be remembered by that silky smooth J.

Fuck I forgot my lunch in the fridge you guys.

I think I would have heard about it if Gary Harris literally laid an egg on the court otpt.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 10:53

The_Dude wrote:Blew a 10 point lead his soph year to Uconn. Couldn't score. Seems to be the reason Izzo gets bounced. Drays senior year couldn't score vs Ville. Couldn't score vs Duke, twice. Couldn't score vs Uconn.

Last year we could have scored on anyone but got upset.

Don't score enough points (more than the other team) lose the game. Hold on I'm gonna need a minute to wrap my head around this.

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by Guest Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 11:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I've been to two nuggets games , one against the pistons and one against the hornets. He laid an egg against the hornets (literally) and sat the 4th, I was too into it vs the pistons but he was solid I believe. I know he's playing really well lately, they blew out the Lakers on TNT last night. Nuggets have a young core and should make the playoffs. Jokic is a beast down low.

Gary will always be one of my favorite Spartans. They should have won a natty with him. Fucking appling. Gary will always be remembered by that silky smooth J.

Fuck I forgot my lunch in the fridge you guys.

I think I would have heard about it if Gary Harris literally laid an egg on the court otpt.

Did you hear about this?

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by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 11:17

The_Dude wrote:Blew a 10 point lead his soph year to Uconn. Couldn't score. Seems to be the reason Izzo gets bounced. Drays senior year couldn't score vs Ville. Couldn't score vs Duke, twice. Couldn't score vs Uconn.

Last year we could have scored on anyone but got upset.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 11:18

That's so fake.

by **DWags** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 11:20

Not fake, OTPT taught him how to do that

by TheReal_LWS Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 12:17

OTPT is so cool that people set perishables next to him to be refrigerated.

by **AMwood** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 13:33

LooseGoose wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I think I would have heard about it if Gary Harris literally laid an egg on the court otpt.

Did you hear about this?

name checks out.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 13:33

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Yo OT, you see Gary Harris play ball this year? His team sucks but he's a rising star.

I've been to two nuggets games , one against the pistons and one against the hornets. He laid an egg against the hornets (literally) and sat the 4th, I was too into it vs the pistons but he was solid I believe. I know he's playing really well lately, they blew out the Lakers on TNT last night. Nuggets have a young core and should make the playoffs. Jokic is a beast down low.

Gary will always be one of my favorite Spartans. They should have won a natty with him. Fucking appling. Gary will always be remembered by that silky smooth J.

Fuck I forgot my lunch in the fridge you guys.

Once McDonald's hears about this, they'll open a restaurant in your office. Should be up and running by 4 pm.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 14:39

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I've been to two nuggets games , one against the pistons and one against the hornets. He laid an egg against the hornets (literally) and sat the 4th, I was too into it vs the pistons but he was solid I believe. I know he's playing really well lately, they blew out the Lakers on TNT last night. Nuggets have a young core and should make the playoffs. Jokic is a beast down low.

Gary will always be one of my favorite Spartans. They should have won a natty with him. Fucking appling. Gary will always be remembered by that silky smooth J.

Fuck I forgot my lunch in the fridge you guys.

Once McDonald's hears about this, they'll open a restaurant in your office. Should be up and running by 4 pm.

I am not LWS or pantry I do not eat McDonald's

by CheesySpartan Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 14:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Once McDonald's hears about this, they'll open a restaurant in your office. Should be up and running by 4 pm.

I am not LWS or pantry I do not eat McDonald's

BREAKING: McD's to redo entire menu to OTPT's liking

by CheesySpartan Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 14:47

After 1 minute pep talk from OTPT, LaVar Ball says he could beat Michael Jordan one-on-one!

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