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The real reason DJ withdrew from The Masters

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Post by kingstonlake Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:40 pm

What was the real reason DJ pulled out .

What do ya think?
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Post by Death Roe Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:55 pm

I already said this in the Masters thread, but I bet he hurt his back getting some of Paulina's dank puss.
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Post by kingstonlake Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:00 pm

God I hope so!
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Post by DWags Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:03 pm

Death Roe wrote:I already said this in the Masters thread, but I bet he hurt his back getting some of Paulina's dank puss.

Worth it.
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Post by tGreenWay Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:31 pm

What's the over/under on length of time their marriage lasts?
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Post by GRR Spartan Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:20 pm

Shit happens but DJ has had a lot of shit happen too many times. Sounded strange from the get go.
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Post by Nordic Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:36 am

"Fell down some stairs" is always code for falling down some stairs when wasted. It works, because it's true.
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Post by Death Roe Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:57 am

DWags wrote:
Death Roe wrote:I already said this in the Masters thread, but I bet he hurt his back getting some of Paulina's dank puss.

Worth it.

Absolutely.
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Post by kingstonlake Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:02 am

Greg Norman pulled the same excuse years ago and it's pretty much acknowledged he was wasted.
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Post by aualum06 Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:09 am

You don't just fall down stairs
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Post by Death Roe Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:24 am

aualum06 wrote:You don't just fall down stairs

You can if you're carrying a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant.
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Post by Wally Fairway Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:00 am

Rumor I heard is that won't play with Jimmy Walker, due to DJ fucking Walkers wife back in the day (meaning she was JW wife, but DJ wasn't Mr. DJ Gretzky at the time).
There was a mention somewhere (GC, ESPN, ???) that DJ had WD'd before when paired with JW.

If so - pussy remains undefeated.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:07 am

Hmmm

http://uproxx.com/sports/dustin-johnson-had-sex-with-other-players-wives/
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