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tOfficial Baby name thread, aka: Let's name Dendro's & Roc's kids UPDATE: Now with other baby names
Enough pussy-footing around this in the Im screwed thread. It's time to lay out some names for serious consideration.
We've learned from Roc that if he has a boy, the name is already decided, which means we can pick his daughter's name.
Names for Dendro's parasite seem to be wide open.
Roc - daughter: Citronella or Willow
Dendro - son: Natuzzi or Otto
Dendro - daughter: Parsley or Mandolin
I have more, but I don't want to discourage your recs by posting all the best ones right away.
We've learned from Roc that if he has a boy, the name is already decided, which means we can pick his daughter's name.
Names for Dendro's parasite seem to be wide open.
Roc - daughter: Citronella or Willow
Dendro - son: Natuzzi or Otto
Dendro - daughter: Parsley or Mandolin
I have more, but I don't want to discourage your recs by posting all the best ones right away.
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My ex stopped me
My kids thus far have failed me.
Therefore I grant permission to either of you to use the greatest obscure male name ever: Bushrod
My kids thus far have failed me.
Therefore I grant permission to either of you to use the greatest obscure male name ever: Bushrod
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Roc daughter: Spartina
Dendro son: Miles
Dendro daughter: Spartarella
Dendro son: Miles
Dendro daughter: Spartarella
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Between the Genetic testing I had done and the fact you could see her vag, pretty sure it's not a boy. Unless this parasite has the smallest penis ever.
But name wise. How about going with the ultimate stripper name like Destiny? I'm sure we would rock that white trash better than everyone down river.
But name wise. How about going with the ultimate stripper name like Destiny? I'm sure we would rock that white trash better than everyone down river.
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Roc: Kylo
Dendro: Ren
Dendro: Ren
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Dendron boy... Kane (from Alien)
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Dendrobates wrote:Between the Genetic testing I had done and the fact you could see her vag, pretty sure it's not a boy. Unless this parasite has the smallest penis ever.
But name wise. How about going with the ultimate stripper name like Destiny? I'm sure we would rock that white trash better than everyone down river.
If your parasite turns out to have the smallest penis ever, you really should name him tGreenWay, Jr.
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tGreenWay wrote:Dendrobates wrote:Between the Genetic testing I had done and the fact you could see her vag, pretty sure it's not a boy. Unless this parasite has the smallest penis ever.
I have to judge for myself. Pics are welcome
But name wise. How about going with the ultimate stripper name like Destiny? I'm sure we would rock that white trash better than everyone down river.
If your parasite turns out to have the smallest penis ever, you really should name him tGreenWay, Jr.
Let me be the judge of that. Pics are welcome.
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Dendrobates wrote:Between the Genetic testing I had done and the fact you could see her vag, pretty sure it's not a boy. Unless this parasite has the smallest penis ever.
But name wise. How about going with the ultimate stripper name like Destiny? I'm sure we would rock that white trash better than everyone down river.
Also, if you name your girl Destiny, I'll recommend we Swillers pool our money to buy the girl a couple of nursing classes.
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Dead serious. Wanted to name the 2nd daughter Carrera. Wyff shot that down so I had to come up with something else. Wyff liked it and it stuck.
Have never told anyone (even the wyff and daughter) the origin of how I came up with the name. A secret I may take to the grave.
Have never told anyone (even the wyff and daughter) the origin of how I came up with the name. A secret I may take to the grave.
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The ultimate stripper name is Tiffany.
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Boy: Miles
Girl: Miles
Girl: Miles
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For Rocinante's kid, AKA Kid Roc -
Bawitdaba
For Dendrobates spawn:
Oophaga
Bawitdaba
For Dendrobates spawn:
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Roc: Matey
Dendro: Ripley
Dendro: Ripley
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Go Hip Hop  and make it memorable when its on a resume in 22 years.
Its all about spelling and how others will pronounce it.
Go Hip Hop  and make it memorable when its on a resume in 22 years.
Its all about spelling and how others will pronounce it.
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How do I get in on this? I guess I need to have a kid too. Does this work?
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Congrats, Pylon! Now it's time to reward us with pics of the wife. :)
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Death Roe wrote:Congrats, Pylon! Now it's time to reward us with pics of the wife. :)
Here she is. You really should have both sides buttoned when wearing overalls.
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Motown Spartan wrote:The ultimate stripper name is Tiffany.
It's a stripper name for sure. But I disagree that it's number 2 on the list! How is Tiffany number 2 and names like destiny, cinnamon, or ginger are all lower. BS I say.
http://star941fm.iheart.com/photos/star-photos/45-most-popular-stripper-names-399231/#/2/22961072
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
How do I get in on this? I guess I need to have a kid too. Does this work?
For real Pylon??
Congrats man!
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Dendrobates wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
How do I get in on this? I guess I need to have a kid too. Does this work?
For real Pylon??
Congrats man!
Thanks! Really real. Got the go ahead to start telling people this week. Oct. 17th due date.
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I always liked the story of the couple that assumed the hospital named their baby, so they stuck with it.
Female, rhymes with tamale'.
Female, rhymes with tamale'.
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Congratulations!Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Dendrobates wrote:
For real Pylon??
Congrats man!
Thanks! Really real. Got the go ahead to start telling people this week. Oct. 17th due date.
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Dendrobates wrote:Motown Spartan wrote:The ultimate stripper name is Tiffany.
It's a stripper name for sure. But I disagree that it's number 2 on the list! How is Tiffany number 2 and names like destiny, cinnamon, or ginger are all lower. BS I say.
http://star941fm.iheart.com/photos/star-photos/45-most-popular-stripper-names-399231/#/2/22961072
It's totally makes sense. Crystal and Tiffany are real enough names so dudes at the strip club think it's a more authentic experience with a stripper. Mercedes and Destiny sound made up and makes the experience feel as fake as it really is. Crystal and Tiffany are the real pros that bank the most cash.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Dendrobates wrote:
For real Pylon??
Congrats man!
Thanks! Really real. Got the go ahead to start telling people this week. Oct. 17th due date.
Holy shit. Congrats Pylon! this place has lost it's mind.
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InTenSity wrote:Congratulations!Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Thanks! Really real. Got the go ahead to start telling people this week. Oct. 17th due date.
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LooseGoose wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Thanks! Really real. Got the go ahead to start telling people this week. Oct. 17th due date.
Holy shit. Congrats Pylon! this place has lost it's mind.
Gonna be 41 when this thing comes into the world. tWife is 32 so she's at a safe age still. Anyway, I'm getting too old for this shit, so more than likely it's going to be a one and done situation. I'll hold a presser at Sparty if the situation changes.
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Someone voluntarily had sex with Pylon? Or did you jack it into a petri dish?
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I blame Dendro for all the babies, she got everyone horny by talking about being knocked up.
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Motown Spartan wrote:Someone voluntarily had sex with Pylon? Or did you jack it into a petri dish?
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Motown Spartan wrote:Someone voluntarily had sex with Pylon? Or did you jack it into a petri dish?
Me too buddy!
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Tits McGeeDendrobates wrote:Between the Genetic testing I had done and the fact you could see her vag, pretty sure it's not a boy. Unless this parasite has the smallest penis ever.
But name wise. How about going with the ultimate stripper name like Destiny? I'm sure we would rock that white trash better than everyone down river.
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Snake Plissken wrote:Tits McGeeDendrobates wrote:Between the Genetic testing I had done and the fact you could see her vag, pretty sure it's not a boy. Unless this parasite has the smallest penis ever.
But name wise. How about going with the ultimate stripper name like Destiny? I'm sure we would rock that white trash better than everyone down river.
Jugs McGillicuddy
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Motown Spartan wrote:Dendrobates wrote:
It's a stripper name for sure. But I disagree that it's number 2 on the list! How is Tiffany number 2 and names like destiny, cinnamon, or ginger are all lower. BS I say.
http://star941fm.iheart.com/photos/star-photos/45-most-popular-stripper-names-399231/#/2/22961072
It's totally makes sense. Crystal and Tiffany are real enough names so dudes at the strip club think it's a more authentic experience with a stripper. Mercedes and Destiny sound made up and makes the experience feel as fake as it really is. Crystal and Tiffany are the real pros that bank the most cash.
Well shit, I'm in the wrong profession. I guess I could change my stripper name to Crystal. Some dudes like the pregnant belly right?
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I'm really jacked about the name Morpheus, Dendro. Come to think of it, Jack isn't a bad name, either.
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gHost Spartan wrote:Dendro, you should name your kid after his/her father: Tanny
Shhhh! That was supposed to be a secret!
LooseGoose wrote:I blame Dendro for all the babies, she got everyone horny by talking about being knocked up.
It's a fetish of mine. I love making everyone horny.
Snake Plissken wrote:Tits McGeeDendrobates wrote:Between the Genetic testing I had done and the fact you could see her vag, pretty sure it's not a boy. Unless this parasite has the smallest penis ever.
But name wise. How about going with the ultimate stripper name like Destiny? I'm sure we would rock that white trash better than everyone down river.
I like it. It's in the running.
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You have to make it different. IE, if you want Michelle, spell it Myshelle. You could go for a central American theme, like Usmael or Usnavy. Then there is objects, like Apple, or Dandelion.
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Dendrobates wrote:Motown Spartan wrote:
It's totally makes sense. Crystal and Tiffany are real enough names so dudes at the strip club think it's a more authentic experience with a stripper. Mercedes and Destiny sound made up and makes the experience feel as fake as it really is. Crystal and Tiffany are the real pros that bank the most cash.
Well shit, I'm in the wrong profession. I guess I could change my stripper name to Crystal. Some dudes like the pregnant belly right?
Love it! Pregnant women are so freaking hot! I wish my wife was pregnant again sometimes just for the sake of banging a pregnant chick and other despicable acts.
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