Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

by **Death Roe** Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:54 pm

Dr. Ian Malcolm has signed on for Jurassic World 2, currently filming in the UK and heading to Hawaii soon.

My reaction:

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Giphy

In theaters June 22, 2018

by Stoops21 Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:43 pm

Yes! Get the hype train rolling.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:45 pm

Any word on how they're going to spin building another park that has so far back fired 4 times?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:52 pm

I know you really love fan service, but at a certain point don't you just have to sit back and say "maybe stop going to the islands with the dinosaurs on it guy." It's pretty dumb to keep throwing the same actors in there. But it pleases guys who, again, just super dig fan service.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:57 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I know you really love fan service, but at a certain point don't you just have to sit back and say "maybe stop going to the islands with the dinosaurs on it guy." It's pretty dumb to keep throwing the same actors in there. But it pleases guys who, again, just super dig fan service.

Fan service? Could you translate that for us entertainment industry novices?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:12 pm

kingstonlake wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I know you really love fan service, but at a certain point don't you just have to sit back and say "maybe stop going to the islands with the dinosaurs on it guy." It's pretty dumb to keep throwing the same actors in there. But it pleases guys who, again, just super dig fan service.
Fan service? Could you translate that for us entertainment industry novices?

Fan service is when fan boys go "yeah! Jeff Goldblum!!!" But really it doesn't make any sense at all why he keeps putting himself in positions to get eaten by dinosaurs. It's just there because it will make fans happy and make them spend $40 at a movie theater to see it. It doesn't mean it's good.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:17 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:
Fan service? Could you translate that for us entertainment industry novices?
Fan service is when fan boys go "yeah! Jeff Goldblum!!!" But really it doesn't make any sense at all why he keeps putting himself in positions to get eaten by dinosaurs. It's just there because it will make fans happy and make them spend $40 at a movie theater to see it. It doesn't mean it's good.

Let me guess, he'll be a smarmy know it all in this one?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:27 pm

kingstonlake wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Fan service is when fan boys go "yeah! Jeff Goldblum!!!" But really it doesn't make any sense at all why he keeps putting himself in positions to get eaten by dinosaurs. It's just there because it will make fans happy and make them spend $40 at a movie theater to see it. It doesn't mean it's good.

Let me guess, he'll be a smarmy know it all in this one?

Don't get me wrong I like him in the movies. But at a certain point it gets really difficult to explain without using the "he wants suicide by dinosaur" approach. Which would also eliminate future gravy train uses, so that wont happen.

by **Death Roe** Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:40 pm

Hey Blanche, thanks for ruining my thread.

by **Death Roe** Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:15 pm

I really like this subtitle.

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by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:23 pm

"Life finds a way... to keep going back to the fucking island with the fucking dinosaurs on it who keep trying to eat you every single fucking time."

I'm just teasing you. I'm sure I'll watch the movie when I can do so for free on my television. I'll be curious to see how they explain why this guy keeps trying to get eaten by dinosaurs though when he could alternatively just not do that.

by **Death Roe** Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:24 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:"Life finds a way... to keep going back to the fucking island with the fucking dinosaurs on it who keep trying to eat you every single fucking time."

I'm just teasing you. I'm sure I'll watch the movie when I can do so for free on my television. I'll be curious to see how they explain why this guy keeps trying to get eaten by dinosaurs though when he could alternatively just not do that.

You always find ways to stab me right in the heart. I'm waiting for Roc to tag-in and finish the job.

by Stoops21 Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:09 pm

I'll be there whistling the theme song. Fucking pumped!

by **Death Roe** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:10 pm

IT'S HAPPENING!!! Teaser has to be coming soon. Baby Blue!

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:12 pm

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:34 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Hey otpt stop going to the goddamn island with the goddamn man eating dinosaurs on it I don’t know just a fucking idea.

You know what? I want a movie about what the fucking islands insurance rates are at this point. It could be a lawyer drama where two lawyers sit in a room in New York arguing about if they should get charged a metric fuck ton or a goddamn fuck ton for constantly getting people eaten by dinosaurs.

by **Death Roe** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:41 pm

The People v. Jurassic World?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:43 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Hey otpt stop going to the goddamn island with the goddamn man eating dinosaurs on it I don’t know just a fucking idea.

You know what? I want a movie about what the fucking islands insurance rates are at this point. It could be a lawyer drama where two lawyers sit in a room in New York arguing about if they should get charged a metric fuck ton or a goddamn fuck ton for constantly getting people eaten by dinosaurs.

That movie would last about 15 seconds Travis.

"So, this park it totally uninsurable at this point right?"

"That's right Johnson."

............................................................

Roll credits.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:46 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Hey otpt stop going to the goddamn island with the goddamn man eating dinosaurs on it I don’t know just a fucking idea.

You know what? I want a movie about what the fucking islands insurance rates are at this point. It could be a lawyer drama where two lawyers sit in a room in New York arguing about if they should get charged a metric fuck ton or a goddamn fuck ton for constantly getting people eaten by dinosaurs.

At least this would take an inch of creativity. Fucking Hollywood.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:47 pm

I can't remember the last time I saw cinema so riveting as when that billionaire guy who could barely fly a helicopter, tried to fly a helicopter......to that part of the park that housed the flying dinosaurs. I mean what could go wrong? What guy who's spent his life managing risks to amass billions wouldn't take that risk?

by **kingstonlake** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:51 pm

That part where those rich kids repair an old Jeep from the 90's was sweet also. I think they could have made their mechanical skills more of a focal point in the movie.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:57 pm

Just for the record, i can fuck with Jurassic Park/dinosaurs in general. I’m super interested in them as creatures. If they are real and the world is not flat.

With that being said, whoever made these got fucking lazy and followed the same lame ass story and plot lines every. Single. Time. They could have done so much better with them but just appealed to the dumb super hero loving masses.

by **Death Roe** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:57 pm

kingstonlake wrote:That part where those rich kids repair an old Jeep from the 90's was sweet also. I think they could have made their mechanical skills more of a focal point in the movie.

I cringed when they used a battery from an ATV to start the Jeep. That was ugh-worthy.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:58 pm

Any word on which character in the series is going to turn their kid or kids loose in a park full of flesh eating monsters in this one?

by **Death Roe** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:59 pm

kingstonlake wrote:Any word on which character in the series is going to turn their kid or kids loose in a park full of flesh eating monsters in this one?

The park is closed. The plot is supposedly that the volcano on the island is about to erupt. InGen wants to come in and take specimens for their weaponization development, and a rogue group wants to just save them and put them on another island.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:59 pm

Death Roe wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:That part where those rich kids repair an old Jeep from the 90's was sweet also. I think they could have made their mechanical skills more of a focal point in the movie.

I cringed when they used a battery from an ATV to start the Jeep. That was ugh-worthy.

Is that what they did lol? Every seal in that jeep would be dry rotted probably.

by **kingstonlake** Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:02 pm

Don't get me wrong, I find the films entertaining (except that one with goldblooms gymnast daughter who did a high bar kick on a raptor). I'll watch for the actions scenes. They're decent.

by **Death Roe** Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:10 pm

That fight scene at the end of JW is money.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:02 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Hey otpt stop going to the goddamn island with the goddamn man eating dinosaurs on it I don’t know just a fucking idea.

You know what? I want a movie about what the fucking islands insurance rates are at this point. It could be a lawyer drama where two lawyers sit in a room in New York arguing about if they should get charged a metric fuck ton or a goddamn fuck ton for constantly getting people eaten by dinosaurs.

That movie would last about 15 seconds Travis.

"So, this park it totally uninsurable at this point right?"

"That's right Johnson."

............................................................

Roll credits.

Sounds better to me pylon

by **NigelUno** Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:25 pm

kingstonlake wrote:I can't remember the last time I saw cinema so riveting as when that billionaire guy who could barely fly a helicopter, tried to fly a helicopter......to that part of the park that housed the flying dinosaurs. I mean what could go wrong? What guy who's spent his life managing risks to amass billions wouldn't take that risk?

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by **Death Roe** Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:52 am

by **kingstonlake** Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:25 am

I'm in. Well any movie with a hot ass red head chick.. lol.

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:31 am

kingstonlake wrote:I'm in. Well any movie with a hot ass red head chick.. lol.

The question is, could you bang her without pictures of Opie/Richie in your head?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:12 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Just for the record, i can fuck with Jurassic Park/dinosaurs in general. I’m super interested in them as creatures. If they are real and the world is not flat.

With that being said, whoever made these got fucking lazy and followed the same lame ass story and plot lines every. Single. Time. They could have done so much better with them but just appealed to the dumb super hero loving masses.

Oh shit dude. You just made me realize how all the dinosaurs died. They found the edge of the earth and fell off. Somewhere out in space there are a shit load of frozen dinosaurs floating around.

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:44 pm

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Because, you know, nothing could go wrong.

by **Rocinante** Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:53 pm

Except he couldn’t.

by **MiamiSpartan** Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:03 pm

I hope their scientists are not so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they don't stop to think if they should.

by **kingstonlake** Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:15 pm

MiamiSpartan wrote:I hope their scientists are not so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they don't stop to think if they should.

Thanks, Jeff!

by **DWags** Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:20 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:[tw]1380142892338012160[/tw]

Because, you know, nothing could go wrong.

But man, how cool would it be if it did go wrong? I’m hitting 60. I got a good 15 years left fellas. I need something like that or aliens to happen before I kick. I hope he gets on it.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:22 pm

MiamiSpartan wrote:I hope their scientists are not so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they don't stop to think if they should.

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