Need quick advice: Shorts or jeans for my day in New York City today?
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Re: Need quick advice: Shorts or jeans for my day in New York City today?
Cargo shorts with pockets
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Man romper. It's all the rage.
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Both. Cut your jeans off yourself.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Man romper. It's all the rage.
I've bought 3, it's amazing the reaction from women.
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Jean shorts. Why compromise in life?
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Jean shorts. So good on women so stupid on men
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Re: Need quick advice: Shorts or jeans for my day in New York City today?
gHost Spartan wrote:Quick, I'm hopping on the 10:30 a.m. train!!!
Okay, here's the deal: I'm meeting a friend for lunch today in New York City then heading to midtown to catch Guardians of the Galaxy, then meeting my old girlfriend in Hoboken for drinks. Here's the catch: it's going to be 90 degrees today!!! WTF????
I'm torn: should I throw on some shorts just to be comfortable but look like an idiot when I'm in Hobo mixing it up during Thursday night happy hour, or just grin and bear and go with the jeans all day? Sure, I'll probably have swamp ass but I was planning on bringing some baby wipes with me anyway and I can wipe my ass while at the movies before I go out for drinks.
What do you guys think?
I swear I saw you at the ShopRite in Mount Laurel last week. You were in the tampon aisle sniffing the boxes.
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Re: Need quick advice: Shorts or jeans for my day in New York City today?
jorts.
and watch out for speeding cars.
and watch out for speeding cars.
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I saw a drunken driver ran over a bunch of people in Times Square and killed one. I was hoping they would mention if the deceased was wearing shorts or jeans but to no avail. I guess we dont even know if gHost was anywhere near TS. I was in NYC once and it's pretty big so there's a good chance he wasn't near the scene.
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Re: Need quick advice: Shorts or jeans for my day in New York City today?
It was an 18 yr old girl that died. RIP
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Yeah ghost, are you okay?
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CheesySpartan wrote:It was an 18 yr old girl that died. RIP
From Portage, MI. Damn.
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Prophetic.Robert J Sakimano wrote:jorts.
and watch out for speeding cars.
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You should just wear a kilt so he can freely grab your nuts whenever he wants to.
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Good to see you're OK gHost. Now the real questions are what did you end up wearing and was your old girlfriend still DTF?
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What neighborhood you walkin'
Fire Island?
Then definitely shorts.
Very short, very tight shorts and you won't have to buy dinner.
Fire Island?
Then definitely shorts.
Very short, very tight shorts and you won't have to buy dinner.
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gHost Spartan wrote:CheesySpartan wrote:Good to see you're OK gHost. Now the real questions are what did you end up wearing and was your old girlfriend still DTF?
I decided to go with the shorts.
prAna Brion shorts:
https://www.rei.com/product/894354/prana-brion-shorts-mens-9-inseam
I wore my prAna sunset shirt during the day:
https://www.rei.com/product/110669/prana-sunset-t-shirt-mens
Then changed into this Arc'Teryx shirt for happy hour:
https://www.rei.com/product/865054/arcteryx-captive-polo-shirt-mens
And I was wearing my On trail runners:
https://www.on-running.com/en-us/products/cloudventure-grey-sulphur?taxon_id=2
A picture is worth a thousand words and 20 links.
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So the full douche uniform then. Nice.
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gHost Spartan wrote:what's wrong with prAna and Arc'Teryx?Rocinante wrote:So the full douche uniform then. Nice.
I'm just fucking with you bro. I get most of my clothes at Goodwill.
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Did your shoes match your murse?
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What gHost really wore:
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Mental FlossVerified account @mental_floss 12m12 minutes ago
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These $425 Jeans Can Turn Into Jorts — http://bit.ly/2rzvFeL
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Ghost, you're way too obsessed over clothes. You need a better hobby.
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The Gap was sold out of almost all sizes of cargo shorts. See that, Turtleneck? Still very popular. Also for sale were some shorts with pineapples stitched on. I didn't buy any because my membership in the Lake Lansing Yacht Club has lapsed. But pineapple! The Gap is telling Turtleneck to go fuck himself.
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Re: Need quick advice: Shorts or jeans for my day in New York City today?
LooseGoose wrote:
I wish I'd have thought to post that when I saw the pic floating around the internet last week.
Wait, I probably don't.
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Floyd Robertson wrote:LooseGoose wrote:
I wish I'd have thought to post that when I saw the pic floating around the internet last week.
Wait, I probably don't.
First thing that popped into my head was the song "YMCA"
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DWags wrote:Floyd Robertson wrote:
I wish I'd have thought to post that when I saw the pic floating around the internet last week.
Wait, I probably don't.
First thing that popped into my head was the song "YMCA"
Funny, my first thought was to scroll down REALLY REALLY fast.
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Frank Ricard wrote:DWags wrote:
First thing that popped into my head was the song "YMCA"
Funny, my first thought was to scroll down REALLY REALLY fast.
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