The Definitive, Objectively Perfect list of Led Zeppelin Studio Albums, Ranked.

(Coda is a damned travesty and so is not included).

If you even dream of this list in another order, slap yourself.

8. In Through the Out Door
7. Presence
6. Led Zeppelin II
5. Houses of the Holy
4. Led Zeppelin IV
3. Physical Graffiti
2. Led Zeppelin III
1. Led Zeppelin

As usual, you've either taken too many trips to CO or are cooking meth.

Lot of Plant and LZ undertones in this

What the fuck are you even talking about you deranged twat?

Please shut the fuck up, you socialist kunt.

You know nothing you taint licking cock womble

You're like a festering wart on Bob's scrote due to poor choice of bicycle seat

Rocinante wrote:(Coda is a damned travesty and so is not included).

If you even dream of this list in another order, slap yourself.

8. In Through the Out Door
7. Presence
6. Led Zeppelin II
5. Houses of the Holy
4. Led Zeppelin IV
3. Physical Graffiti
2. Led Zeppelin III
1. Led Zeppelin

IV is not 4. We can't speak anymore. You're really fucked in the head.

Why don't you give me some rambling nonsensical analogy about it Wags? You doddering old fart.

Rocinante wrote:Why don't you give me some rambling nonsensical analogy about it Wags? You doddering old fart.

Putting IV at 4 is like ranking Bart Starr out of the top 3 QB's of all time in the NFL because he only won 2 Super Bowls. Only assholes and idiots would do that without realizing he was the first to win 5 championships and he did it with drunk wide receivers and running backs and a line that didn't go over 225LBs on average. Not understanding that Black Dog might be the greatest R&R riff in the history of the world is like my wife not understanding why "Maxwell can't throw it to our mother fuckers like Cousins did". It becomes almost impossible to explain so you just let her bitch at everyone around us during the game and those who actually know just sympathetically look at you and knowingly nod like "Dude, I get you don't want to even try... she's got no fucking clue".

So, I'm not even going to explain how BD just kicks you in the nuts while Bonham and JPJ roll into and help it along before they pull your pants down and humiliate you with "It's been a long time since I rock and rolled" because you realize, you haven't. Kind of like you Roc, and when the kid comes and there's dust on your sound system cause the wife tells you to "Turn that fucking thing down around the baby" and you've lost all manhood, and there's the one time where they've gone for the day and you're wasted, couple of good doobies too and you play that and you listen to it and it talks to you and you realize what kind of pussy you've become and then you hear the car horn beep outside and you turn the shit down and you sit quietly while they come in and you say to yourself, "what the fuck was I thinking".

And Bart Starr has five fucking rings.

DWags wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Why don't you give me some rambling nonsensical analogy about it Wags? You doddering old fart.

Putting IV at 4 is like ranking Bart Starr out of the top 3 QB's of all time in the NFL because he only won 2 Super Bowls. Only assholes and idiots would do that without realizing he was the first to win 5 championships and he did it with drunk wide receivers and running backs and a line that didn't go over 225LBs on average. Not understanding that Black Dog might be the greatest R&R riff in the history of the world is like my wife not understanding why "Maxwell can't throw it to our mother fuckers like Cousins did". It becomes almost impossible to explain so you just let her bitch at everyone around us during the game and those who actually know just sympathetically look at you and knowingly nod like "Dude, I get you don't want to even try... she's got no fucking clue".

So, I'm not even going to explain how BD just kicks you in the nuts while Bonham and JPJ roll into and help it along before they pull your pants down and humiliate you with "It's been a long time since I rock and rolled" because you realize, you haven't. Kind of like you Roc, and when the kid comes and there's dust on your sound system cause the wife tells you to "Turn that fucking thing down around the baby" and you've lost all manhood, and there's the one time where they've gone for the day and you're wasted, couple of good doobies too and you play that and you listen to it and it talks to you and you realize what kind of pussy you've become and then you hear the car horn beep outside and you turn the shit down and you sit quietly while they come in and you say to yourself, "what the fuck was I thinking".

And Bart Starr has five fucking rings.

I could point by point eviscerate you right now, but I don't have to because my list is objectively perfect and you're stupid and wrong. Why don't you take your Metamucil, pull up your diapers and head off to bed now, Harry Caray?

Rocinante wrote:

DWags wrote:

Putting IV at 4 is like ranking Bart Starr out of the top 3 QB's of all time in the NFL because he only won 2 Super Bowls. Only assholes and idiots would do that without realizing he was the first to win 5 championships and he did it with drunk wide receivers and running backs and a line that didn't go over 225LBs on average. Not understanding that Black Dog might be the greatest R&R riff in the history of the world is like my wife not understanding why "Maxwell can't throw it to our mother fuckers like Cousins did". It becomes almost impossible to explain so you just let her bitch at everyone around us during the game and those who actually know just sympathetically look at you and knowingly nod like "Dude, I get you don't want to even try... she's got no fucking clue".

So, I'm not even going to explain how BD just kicks you in the nuts while Bonham and JPJ roll into and help it along before they pull your pants down and humiliate you with "It's been a long time since I rock and rolled" because you realize, you haven't. Kind of like you Roc, and when the kid comes and there's dust on your sound system cause the wife tells you to "Turn that fucking thing down around the baby" and you've lost all manhood, and there's the one time where they've gone for the day and you're wasted, couple of good doobies too and you play that and you listen to it and it talks to you and you realize what kind of pussy you've become and then you hear the car horn beep outside and you turn the shit down and you sit quietly while they come in and you say to yourself, "what the fuck was I thinking".

And Bart Starr has five fucking rings.

I could point by point eviscerate you right now, but I don't have to because my list is objectively perfect and you're stupid and wrong. Why don't you take your Metamucil, pull up your diapers and head off to bed now, Harry Caray?

Truth often hurts. Like when you think that girl is going back Door on you to give you that rim job but she grabs the short hairs on your asshole and yanks them out then runs out of the room laughing while you have a hard on and a bleeding asshole.

I love DWags.

It'd been said that Physical Graffiti is the best album because there's just more Zeppelin to listen too.

I don't think you can dispute that.

And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

True Perfection:
8) Presence - Blah.
7) Led Zeppelin III - The slump continues.
6) Houses of the Holy - Some good stuff but lots of filler.
5) Led Zeppelin II - Definition of sophomore slump.
4) Physical Graffiti - A solid album spread over two.
3) In through the Out door - I like this album a LOT more than most.
2) Led Zeppelin IV - Strong Effort
1) Led Zeppelin - Any album that includes 3 great songs and the 2 best ever recorded by this band has to rate highly.

2) Not a real fan of any of the others and I heard Stairway way too much as 14-17 year old.
1) Led Zeppelin - an absolute classic.

LooseGoose wrote:True Perfection:
8) Presence - Blah.
7) Led Zeppelin III - The slump continues.
6) Houses of the Holy - Some good stuff but lots of filler.
5) Led Zeppelin II - Definition of sophomore slump.
4) Physical Graffiti - A solid album spread over two.
3) In through the Out door - I like this album a LOT more than most.
2) Led Zeppelin IV - Strong Effort
1) Led Zeppelin - Any album that includes 3 great songs and the 2 best ever recorded by this band has to rate highly.

How do you even walk around being as stupid as you are? I'm surprised you can even chew food.