Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

by **tGreenWay** Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:22

Apparently, all this talk about soccer gets him going.

West Bloomfield police looking for a man seen masturbating in store
http://on.freep.com/2urQL3n

by **Death Roe** Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:23

What's wrong about Jerkin it in the store?

by **Turtleneck** Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:28

Death Roe wrote:What's wrong about Jerkin it in the store?

Please do not come to the party. Thank you.

by **tGreenWay** Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:30

Death Roe wrote:What's wrong about Jerkin it in the store?

It's too low brow for hoity-toity West Bloomfield.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:32

Honestly, of all the stores to jerk in, Kohl's is by far the best. They have mirrored floors. Best stores to jerk in:

1. Kohl's
2. Velvet Touch
3. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Vicki's Secret
5. TJ Maxx

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:43

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Honestly, of all the stores to jerk in, Kohl's is by far the best. They have mirrored floors. Best stores to jerk in:

1. Kohl's
2. Velvet Touch
3. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Vicki's Secret
5. TJ Maxx

^^^ guy who has obviously never jerked it at a Family Dollar ^^^

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:48

Guilty.

Err, I mean, Innocent. I think.

by **Turtleneck** Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:49

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Honestly, of all the stores to jerk in, Kohl's is by far the best. They have mirrored floors. Best stores to jerk in:

1. Kohl's
2. Velvet Touch
3. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Vicki's Secret
5. TJ Maxx

Ikea

by **DWags** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:01

Home Depot electronic section.

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:05

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Honestly, of all the stores to jerk in, Kohl's is by far the best. They have mirrored floors. Best stores to jerk in:

1. Kohl's
2. Velvet Touch
3. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Vicki's Secret
5. TJ Maxx

Ikea

Nah, too hard to run out of the store when the law shows up.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:06

Wags I've tried that honestly but Home Depot doesn't have an electronics section. I had to settle for Appliances.

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:06

DWags wrote:Home Depot electronic section.

See, I never would have figured you for a public jerker. I had you pegged as a shoplifter.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:09

Anybody ever fuck at a Golden Corral?

by **DWags** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:13

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wags I've tried that honestly but Home Depot doesn't have an electronics section. I had to settle for Appliances.

Electrical. Fucking spell check. I like lamps and garden lighting.

In my defense I'm drunk and already in bed at the graduate. Wife is sleeping. Wedding stopped at 11:00. They only played the fight song once. Which was cool.

by **The Pantry** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:13

@WBH

You cookin' something?

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:13

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Anybody ever fuck at a Golden Corral?

I ain't admitting anything, but I recommend skipping the chocolate fountain.

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:15

DWags wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wags I've tried that honestly but Home Depot doesn't have an electronics section. I had to settle for Appliances.

Electrical. Fucking spell check. I like lamps and garden lighting.

Lightbulb up your ass or hot wires to your misters?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:15

The Pantry wrote:@WBH

You cookin' something?

Nope. Maybe a pizza later.

by **DWags** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:16

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

Electrical. Fucking spell check. I like lamps and garden lighting.

Lightbulb up your ass or hot wires to your misters?

I like the cut of your jib.

by **The Pantry** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:18

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
The Pantry wrote:@WBH

You cookin' something?

Nope. Maybe a pizza later.

Someone around here is cooking something that smells delicious

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:32

The Pantry wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Nope. Maybe a pizza later.
Someone around here is cooking something that smells delicious

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to courtesy flush.

by **The Pantry** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:47

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Someone around here is cooking something that smells delicious

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to courtesy flush.

Shouldn't you be fucking yourself now?

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:04

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to courtesy flush.
Shouldn't you be fucking yourself now?

I told myself I wasn't in the mood. I guess I have a headache.

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:05

But I think I'm faking it.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:17

Just opened a window and I can smell it, too. I'm probably 4-500 yards from Pantry as the crow flies.

by **The Pantry** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:36

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Just opened a window and I can smell it, too. I'm probably 4-500 yards from Pantry as the crow flies.

Sure as hell isn't Greenway

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:49

Man if it weren't nearly 2 AM I'd take my bike out and sniff it down. Next time.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:52

You guys want to stop shitting up the thread about me with your east side trash bullshit? Thx

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:10

Don't ever call me East side again Travis. I will cut you. Troy is not East side. I grew up West of you, bro. West of you.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:22

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Don't ever call me East side again Travis. I will cut you. Troy is not East side. I grew up West of you, bro. West of you.

What's your cut off line idiot? Cause you're east of my cutoff line.

I grew up east of you. I know east side. I know east side. You're east side.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:44

Probably Dequindre, more definitely Mound. Either way, I know what East side consists of, and while I know my hood ain't upper crust Troy....it's not East Side.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:57

You're east side. It's okay. Be a diamond hoppers fan. #ESFL

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:58

The Pantry wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Just opened a window and I can smell it, too. I'm probably 4-500 yards from Pantry as the crow flies.
Sure as hell isn't Greenway

Again, sorry. There was a lot of garlic in my meals the last few days. Anyone could be confused by it.

by Guest Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 8:57

gHost Spartan wrote:Yesterday my buddy told me that he jerked off on a flight from New York to Florida a few years ago. Said he had a boner and it wouldn't go away so he went into the bathroom and jerked off

The board has been a hollow shell of itself without this type of content.

by **Turtleneck** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 9:04

gHost Spartan wrote:Yesterday my buddy told me that he jerked off on a flight from New York to Florida a few years ago. Said he had a boner and it wouldn't go away so he went into the bathroom and jerked off

Did you get arrested?

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 9:45

gHost Spartan wrote:Yesterday my buddy told me that he jerked off on a flight from New York to Florida a few years ago. Said he had a boner and it wouldn't go away so he went into the bathroom and jerked off

Mile high tug. He might be eligible for a t-shirt.

by **Turtleneck** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 10:17

Travis was in Finland. He is innocent.

Some 789 people at a music festival in eastern Finland went skinny dipping on Saturday, organisers said, beating the previous record set in Australia by just three, reports said.
Organisers were waiting for Guinness World Records to confirm the record.
It is the third Finnish attempt at the record, Yle news website said.
Previous attempts in Helsinki in 2015 and 2016 each attracted about 300 participants.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40624317

by **tGreenWay** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 15:52

Turtleneck wrote:Travis was in Finland. He is innocent.

Some 789 people at a music festival in eastern Finland went skinny dipping on Saturday, organisers said, beating the previous record set in Australia by just three, reports said.
Organisers were waiting for Guinness World Records to confirm the record.
It is the third Finnish attempt at the record, Yle news website said.
Previous attempts in Helsinki in 2015 and 2016 each attracted about 300 participants.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40624317

Erroneous! There's zero chance any woman would voluntarily want to be near naked Travis, let alone hundreds of them.

by **The Pantry** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 16:10

Travis probably doesn't even know where Finland is.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 16:12

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Travis was in Finland. He is innocent.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40624317

Erroneous! There's zero chance any woman would voluntarily want to be near naked Travis, let alone hundreds of them.

I fucked pantrys wife.

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