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At first I thought Goose had got into some great weed...

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Post by DWags Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:18 pm

Turns out it was a 22 year old from Ann Arbor.

Naked northern Michigan man chases seagulls then dives into parking lot like its water.
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Post by tGreenWay Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:20 pm

That's going to leave a bruise.
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Post by Jake from State Farm Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:09 pm

That road rash will buff out.
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Post by tGreenWay Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:11 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:That road rash will buff out.

Spit on it and rub it in the dirt.
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Post by Turtleneck Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:22 pm

tGreenWay wrote:That's going to leave a bruise.

Whenever you trip and fall like that you will bruise.
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Post by tGreenWay Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:16 am

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:That's going to leave a bruise.

Whenever you trip and fall like that you will bruise.

Except that he didn't trip and fall, did he, Dr. Knowitall? He willfully dove into the pavement. Please work on your reading comprehension skills, m'kay?
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Post by Turtleneck Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:24 am

He definitely tripped.
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Post by DWags Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:27 am

What did he trip over? This guy might be more impressive than we thought.
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Post by tGreenWay Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:19 pm

Turtleneck wrote:He definitely tripped.

Okay, I concede he tripped, but he didn't fall. He dove.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:41 pm

I bet this 22 year old was really a Martian.
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Post by Turtleneck Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:42 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:He definitely tripped.

Okay, I concede he tripped, but he didn't fall. He dove.

I have no idea why that took so long. I guess LSD puns are hard for some people to crack.
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Post by Turtleneck Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:43 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I bet this 22 year old was really a Martian.

A climate change martian?
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Post by tGreenWay Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:48 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Okay, I concede he tripped, but he didn't fall. He dove.

I have no idea why that took so long. I guess LSD puns are hard for some people to crack.

Tough crowd for smart humor. We'll break your heart every time.
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Post by Turtleneck Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:17 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I have no idea why that took so long. I guess LSD puns are hard for some people to crack.

Tough crowd for smart humor. We'll break your heart every time.

Now that you get, this thread is ecstasy. I love it so much.
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