Men's short shorts will make a comeback

They're more comfortable, easier to move in, and they show off your fabulous muscle definition. Why the hell did they ever lower in the first place? All you cool dudes think you're so cool with your baggy cargo shorts and gym shorts that actually make you look like thugs. Short shorts will be back in style and the world will be happy again. Mark my words.

Men's shorts should stop just above the knee. Anything else is too short or too long.

Giant Moose wrote:Men's shorts should stop just above the knee. Anything else is too short or too long.

I'm not taking fashion advice from a fucking giant moose.

The frat type short shorts are pathetic and shorts that are well past the knee look ridiculous. You're lying to yourself if you think chick type shorts look good on guys.

They're in style with bros.

http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/#.

MSUisbetterthanu wrote:They're in style with bros.

http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/#.

How do you keep your balls from falling out of those?

Throwback702 wrote:

How do you keep your balls from falling out of those?

Underwear?

Southerners love em.

Dr. Leo Spaceman wrote:

Underwear?

If you wear underwear in the summer, you're doing it wrong.

Giant Moose wrote:Men's shorts should stop just above the knee. Anything else is too short or too long.

Men should only wear shorts to play sport.

IT's interesting that you would post a pic of Jordan as he was supposedly THE guy who started popularizing long shorts in the NBA....

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm not taking fashion advice from a fucking giant moose.

Until Malibu Man makes it over here a giant fucking moose is all we have for fashion advice.

Dr. Leo Spaceman wrote:

Underwear?

That barely even helps with cargo shorts.

Cym Jim wrote:

Men should only wear shorts to play sport.

When you're a pasty Brit, that's probably true. Jesus, there was this guy at the England game on Saturday that looked like he was wearing white tights. At first, I thought it was just some weird fetish, but nope, they weren't tights.

I'm in shorts 95% of the time, including to my office every day. Unless I have a meeting or some social thing where it's not appropriate....or if the temp drops much below 70.

Shorts Yes, Jorts NO.

Who wants to jump on the "short suit" wagon ?

http://www.businessinsider.com/mens-suits-with-short-2014-6

Danny Tanner wrote:They're more comfortable, easier to move in, and they show off your fabulous muscle definition. Why the hell did they ever lower in the first place? All you cool dudes think you're so cool with your baggy cargo shorts and gym shorts that actually make you look like thugs. Short shorts will be back in style and the world will be happy again. Mark my words.

Yes short shorts show your beautiful legs. It is too bad americans in general think this is gay attire.

Too preppy for my taste. Also, the boys need room to breathe down there.

Guys look like dorks in shorts. Sandals are even worse.

Stoops21 wrote:The frat type short shorts are pathetic and shorts that are well past the knee look ridiculous. You're lying to yourself if you think chick type shorts look good on guys.

What the hell are those, and where can I buy them? I want to wear things that piss off other people.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Until Malibu Man makes it over here a giant fucking moose is all we have for fashion advice.

Your first mistake is taking fashion advice from anyone. The only fashion counsel I take from a sexless dork on an internet sports message board is from myself.

tGreenWay wrote:

What the hell are those, and where can I buy them?  I want to wear things that piss off other people.  

http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/#.

Enjoy brah  

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm not taking fashion advice from a fucking giant moose.

Excellent point.

Stoops21 wrote:
http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/#.

Enjoy brah  

Oh. Oh, no. No no no no no.
I was thinking more along these lines:

http://m.orvis.com/p/patch-madras-shorts/4l49

Faggots. The lot of you.

The_Dude wrote:Faggots. The lot of you.

Oh good, Mr. Personality is back.
Come again when you can't stay longer.

tGreenWay wrote:

Oh good, Mr. Personality is back.
Come again when you can't stay longer.

Take a joke bro don't be a lashing nerd like everyone on t cock

The_Dude wrote:

Take a joke bro don't be a lashing nerd like everyone on t cock

Thanks, Dud.

The_Dude wrote:

Take a joke bro don't be a lashing nerd like everyone on t cock

Your jokes suck because you're a douchebag

WBill wrote:Who wants to jump on the "short suit" wagon ?

http://www.businessinsider.com/mens-suits-with-short-2014-6

This reminds me of this Asian chick I worked with briefly. She was straight off the boat and really quiet/timid. However, her sense of style was very fashion forward. She would wear super tight clothes and had a short shorts type suit thing, which was strange because she was so conservative. You could tell it drove management crazy but nobody really said anything to her because there were obvious cultural barriers and I don't think any of them wanted to go down that road. Oh, and she was hot.

I'd post pics but this was like 5 years ago and I have none.   

Cool story, bro.

Ass Dan wrote:

Your jokes suck because you're a douchebag

There's not a single person here who's not a douchebag or tool. By bring an obsessive internet message board poster by definition makes you a tool. Embrace it bruh and realize this place is supposed to be like the old rcmb where you can call someone a fag and all the nerds don't attack you. Maybe you are part of the sexless bonar crowd ? I dunno

Hello there ladies:

pulling69 wrote:Hello there ladies:

Awesome

I'm holding out for these

I was at a music festival yesterday and this skinny white (but very tan) dude with flowing hair had short yellow shorts on and an orange tanktop. He was carrying around a lawn chair too. Definitely gay.