What's happening at the Riv?

Long line waiting to get in before 10 am. Looked like the outfit of choice is a basketball-style jersey of various teams.
I don't like to miss parties, people; tGreenWay gotta stay informed! Get me some information and get it to me now.

I don't know.

DWags wrote:They're giving away all their old drinking glasses to anyone who wears a jersey in the place before noon.

I'd like to think I never did anything that dumb for free shit when I was their age, but there's no sense lying to myself. Thanks for the info.

Rama, bro. You old, bro?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:for whatever reason, and I don't pretend to understand it, my anecdotal observation is that lots of kids a) drink on Thursdays and b) seem to do it while wearing some sort of jersey representing a sports team.

But in the morning? I'm proud of them.

Death Roe wrote:I don't know.

I don't believe you.

I believe it is called Burgerama. Or "rama" as the youngsters call it.

Rama dude

Drink cheap pitchers of beer with your friends ad show off your jersey collection. 90% chance of a blackout

How cheap are the pitchers these days? Am I old enough yet to bitch about how back in my day they were $2?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:How cheap are the pitchers these days? Am I old enough yet to bitch about how back in my day they were $2?

You sure are. Fuckin $4.25. Burger Bash at PTs was better. Damnit I miss college

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:How cheap are the pitchers these days? Am I old enough yet to bitch about how back in my day they were $2?

YOU sure are. Fuckin $4.25. Burger Bash at PTs was better. Damnit I miss college

Goddamn it

$3.50 or $3.75 in my day.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:$3.50 or $3.75 in my day.

$1 in my day.

I have to say I'm glad to learn the latest college fashion trend is not a tank top jersey of a random team. They were all over downtown EL this morning, and it looked goofy. This ain't some country from the old Eastern Bloc. We have khakis and oxfords and Gap and Abercrombie and for Bob, hemp ponchos.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I have to say I'm glad to learn the latest college fashion trend is not a tank top jersey of a random team. They were all over downtown EL this morning, and it looked goofy. This ain't some country from the old Eastern Bloc. We have khakis and oxfords and Gap and Abercrombie and for Bob, hemp ponchos.

man, I don't dress like a Peruvian donkey farmer.

Bamboo running shorts?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Bamboo running shorts?

only with my favorite sports jersey.

Grab me a glass.

tGreenWay wrote:I have to say I'm glad to learn the latest college fashion trend is not a tank top jersey of a random team. They were all over downtown EL this morning, and it looked goofy. This ain't some country from the old Eastern Bloc. We have khakis and oxfords and Gap and Abercrombie and for Bob, hemp ponchos.

greenway i do not think you learned that. I think you hallucinated that

Any sightings of Bob's favorite person to have a beer with?

Tim Wakefield wrote:Rama dude

Drink cheap pitchers of beer with your friends ad show off your jersey collection. 90% chance of a blackout

Jersey collection

Senior Dickfist wrote:Any sightings of Bob's favorite person to have a beer with?

Dickfest you just reminded me that I was walking behind that guy on the way to the stadium Saturday. Sorry I didn't tell y'all but it wasn't that important to my life.

Anyway he really digs the attention. Loves it. That's all it is. Someone asked for a picture on his way to the stadium "he was all like 'yeah!'" So I punched him in the face, spit on him and said "swill bitch."

Just kidding I just kept walking. He was reveling in the "look at me" of it all tho.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Dickfest you just reminded me that I was walking behind that guy on the way to the stadium Saturday. Sorry I didn't tell y'all but it wasn't that important to my life.

Anyway he really digs the attention. Loves it. That's all it is. Someone asked for a picture on his way to the stadium "he was all like 'yeah!'" So I punched him in the face, spit on him and said "swill bitch."

Just kidding I just kept walking. He was reveling in the "look at me" of it all tho.

so you're suggesting a fully grown adult male who dresses up in a costume and goes out into public is really just in search of attention?

I'm not sure I'm with ya on that one..

Travis thinks he's a psychologist now.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
so you're suggesting a fully grown adult male who dresses up in a costume and goes out into public is really just in search of attention?

I'm not sure I'm with ya on that one..  

Travis thinks he's a psychologist now.

Not really though I have definitely decided that most of what is wrong with you is that you want to sleep with your mother.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Senior Dickfist wrote:Any sightings of Bob's favorite person to have a beer with?

Dickfest you just reminded me that I was walking behind that guy on the way to the stadium Saturday. Sorry I didn't tell y'all but it wasn't that important to my life.

Anyway he really digs the attention. Loves it. That's all it is. Someone asked for a picture on his way to the stadium "he was all like 'yeah!'" So I punched him in the face, spit on him and said "swill bitch."

Just kidding I just kept walking. He was reveling in the "look at me" of it all tho.

Travis, what are these festivals of the dick that you speak of?  Have you been to many and are they a good time?  As always, I'm asking for a friend.

Senior Dickfist wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Dickfest you just reminded me that I was walking behind that guy on the way to the stadium Saturday. Sorry I didn't tell y'all but it wasn't that important to my life.

Anyway he really digs the attention. Loves it. That's all it is. Someone asked for a picture on his way to the stadium "he was all like 'yeah!'" So I punched him in the face, spit on him and said "swill bitch."

Just kidding I just kept walking. He was reveling in the "look at me" of it all tho.

Travis, what are these festivals of the dick that you speak of?  Have you been to many and are they a good time?  As always, I'm asking for a friend.

It's exactly what you think it is. I'm very sorry friend but I've just sorta decided that that's what I'm going to call you from now on. :(

That's cool. I good with it!

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I have to say I'm glad to learn the latest college fashion trend is not a tank top jersey of a random team. They were all over downtown EL this morning, and it looked goofy. This ain't some country from the old Eastern Bloc. We have khakis and oxfords and Gap and Abercrombie and for Bob, hemp ponchos.

greenway i do not think you learned that. I think you hallucinated that

It happened, damnit. I told you, I'm off those Guadalajaran no label sleep meds. Rough looking group in that line, too. Fucking GDIs.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

DWags wrote:


For whatever reason, I only give those who wear Hockey and soccer jerseys a pass.  I totally judge those who wear the other jerseys.  Totally judge them as I walk by in my JCPenny dress shirt and Kmart shorts.   Totally judge them.

soccer jerseys seem to be quite popular with the suburban kids.. I suspect it's more of a white kid fashion statement, born within the confines of a spiffy subdivision or cul-de-sac... where juice boxes are plentiful and haircuts are closely monitored.

So which soccer jersey do you rock then, Sak?