I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited!

You guys can thank me later. BEAT SCum!!!

I WANT MY PROPS.

Keep fapping, good sir. I salute you!

Death Roe wrote:Keep fapping, good sir. I salute you!

Thanks man, it was a good one. I knew it was a sign!!

I actually felt better about tonight than I did going to the ND game.

YOURE DOING THAT EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:YOURE DOING THAT EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON

So please make sure you are at home in private before each game. Please do not take your kids to the park before games.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:YOURE DOING THAT EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON

You'll have to be there to verify.

I had sex at halftime

Tim Wakefield wrote:I had sex at halftime

On second thought, maybe I killed the offense. I'll have to test it again next week

Tim Wakefield wrote:I had sex at halftime

Are you visiting OTPT?

Thoughts? My spank record is pretty good fellas. If i would have told you before the season I'd rub one out before the SCum, PSU, and O$U games and we'd go 2-1, you would have all lined up for the money shot and clean up. What's the call here? If we're going off trends and showing up for big games it's a go. If you go off last game performnce....not so well. Taking suggestions.

I'd give it a fap, why not?

kingstonlake wrote:Thoughts? My spank record is pretty good fellas. If i would have told you before the season I'd rub one out before the SCum, PSU, and O$U games and we'd go 2-1, you would have all lined up for the money shot and clean up. What's the call here? If we're going off trends and showing up for big games it's a go. If you go off last game performnce....not so well. Taking suggestions.

Make it happen captain.

Try to think about the color green as you finish.

Bump....

kingstonlake wrote:Bump....

You’d better practice hard this week.

There are some solid vices here on the swill - masturbating before games, gambling, saying dumb shit, Olive Garden, bike rides, mainstream media links, weed etc etc

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:There are some solid vices here on the swill - masturbating before games, gambling, saying dumb shit, Olive Garden, bike rides, mainstream media links, weed etc etc

You forgot DWags sticking a wet finger in Perles’ butthole for good luck before games.

Ewwwwww.

I'm good with the Rose Bowl win a few years back. The cards are so stacked against you if you're not one of the elite programs. A natty is like a unicorn to me. It just ain't gonna be realistic unless some shit seriously changes within all of CFB. I just don't see that happening.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm good with the Rose Bowl win a few years back. The cards are so stacked against you if you're not one of the elite programs. A natty is like a unicorn to me. It just ain't gonna be realistic unless some shit seriously changes within all of CFB. I just don't see that happening.

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

kingstonlake wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm good with the Rose Bowl win a few years back. The cards are so stacked against you if you're not one of the elite programs. A natty is like a unicorn to me. It just ain't gonna be realistic unless some shit seriously changes within all of CFB. I just don't see that happening.

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

More jacking please. The amount you're doing right now isn't getting it done.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

More jacking please. The amount you're doing right now isn't getting it done.

None so far this year. I only save it for big games. Apparently we have more big games than I expected this year.

I got this guys. Literally. I can guarantee a cover. Working hard, literally, on an outright win.

kingstonlake wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm good with the Rose Bowl win a few years back. The cards are so stacked against you if you're not one of the elite programs. A natty is like a unicorn to me. It just ain't gonna be realistic unless some shit seriously changes within all of CFB. I just don't see that happening.

Wrong thread.  This thread is about my lucky junk.

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

Dendrobates wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

Wrong thread.  This thread is about my lucky junk.

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

Stay tuned.....

Need some quid pro quo in this thread.

Dendrobates wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

Wrong thread.  This thread is about my lucky junk.

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

Dendrobates wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

Wrong thread.  This thread is about my lucky junk.

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

Junk or spunk?

start jerking off now on scum

kingstonlake wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

  Get to jerking it now. The more practice the better for next week.

Dendrobates wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

  Get to jerking it now. The more practice the better for next week.

Abstinence for a few days. Must reload.

kingstonlake wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:
  Get to jerking it now. The more practice the better for next week.

Abstinence for a few days. Must reload.

Pssh. And you call yourself a spartan.

Dendrobates wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

Abstinence for a few days. Must reload.

Pssh. And you call yourself a spartan.

Can't give them to much of a good thing, Dendro. Have to keep them wanting more.....and more

We should send out a press release to Fox Sports to give them an opportunity to do a story on kingston for its pregame show.

tGreenWay wrote:We should send out a press release to Fox Sports to give them an opportunity to do a story on kingston for its pregame show.

You're gonna need a bigger blur image....