I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited!

by **kingstonlake** 2017-10-07, 19:28

You guys can thank me later. BEAT SCum!!!

by **kingstonlake** 2017-10-07, 23:32

I WANT MY PROPS.

by **Death Roe** 2017-10-08, 00:02

Keep fapping, good sir. I salute you!

by **kingstonlake** 2017-10-08, 00:04

Death Roe wrote:Keep fapping, good sir. I salute you!

Thanks man, it was a good one. I knew it was a sign!!

by **Death Roe** 2017-10-08, 00:06

I actually felt better about tonight than I did going to the ND game.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-10-08, 00:07

YOURE DOING THAT EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON

by **Turtleneck** 2017-10-08, 00:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:YOURE DOING THAT EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON

So please make sure you are at home in private before each game. Please do not take your kids to the park before games.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-10-08, 00:09

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:YOURE DOING THAT EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON

You'll have to be there to verify.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2017-10-08, 00:15

I had sex at halftime I love you

by **Tim Wakefield** 2017-10-08, 00:16

Tim Wakefield wrote:I had sex at halftime

On second thought, maybe I killed the offense. I'll have to test it again next week

by **Turtleneck** 2017-10-08, 00:32

Tim Wakefield wrote:I had sex at halftime

Are you visiting OTPT?

by **kingstonlake** 2017-12-28, 09:39

Thoughts? My spank record is pretty good fellas. If i would have told you before the season I'd rub one out before the SCum, PSU, and O$U games and we'd go 2-1, you would have all lined up for the money shot and clean up. What's the call here? If we're going off trends and showing up for big games it's a go. If you go off last game performnce....not so well. Taking suggestions.

by **Death Roe** 2017-12-28, 10:07

I'd give it a fap, why not?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-12-28, 10:11

kingstonlake wrote:Thoughts? My spank record is pretty good fellas. If i would have told you before the season I'd rub one out before the SCum, PSU, and O$U games and we'd go 2-1, you would have all lined up for the money shot and clean up. What's the call here? If we're going off trends and showing up for big games it's a go. If you go off last game performnce....not so well. Taking suggestions.

Make it happen captain.

by **Cameron** 2017-12-28, 15:22

Try to think about the color green as you finish.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-07, 16:41

Bump....

by **tGreenWay** 2018-10-07, 17:03

kingstonlake wrote:Bump....

You’d better practice hard this week.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-10-07, 17:27

There are some solid vices here on the swill - masturbating before games, gambling, saying dumb shit, Olive Garden, bike rides, mainstream media links, weed etc etc

by **tGreenWay** 2018-10-07, 17:55

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:There are some solid vices here on the swill - masturbating before games, gambling, saying dumb shit, Olive Garden, bike rides, mainstream media links, weed etc etc

You forgot DWags sticking a wet finger in Perles’ butthole for good luck before games.

by **DWags** 2018-10-07, 19:35

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:There are some solid vices here on the swill - masturbating before games, gambling, saying dumb shit, Olive Garden, bike rides, mainstream media links, weed etc etc

You forgot DWags sticking a wet finger in Perles’ butthole for good luck before games.

If it meant a national championship I’d gladly be his proctologist’

by **tGreenWay** 2018-10-07, 20:26

Ewwwwww.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-10-08, 08:23

I'm good with the Rose Bowl win a few years back. The cards are so stacked against you if you're not one of the elite programs. A natty is like a unicorn to me. It just ain't gonna be realistic unless some shit seriously changes within all of CFB. I just don't see that happening.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-08, 08:40

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm good with the Rose Bowl win a few years back. The cards are so stacked against you if you're not one of the elite programs. A natty is like a unicorn to me. It just ain't gonna be realistic unless some shit seriously changes within all of CFB. I just don't see that happening.

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-10-08, 08:43

kingstonlake wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm good with the Rose Bowl win a few years back. The cards are so stacked against you if you're not one of the elite programs. A natty is like a unicorn to me. It just ain't gonna be realistic unless some shit seriously changes within all of CFB. I just don't see that happening.

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

More jacking please. The amount you're doing right now isn't getting it done.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-08, 09:01

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

More jacking please. The amount you're doing right now isn't getting it done.

None so far this year. I only save it for big games. Apparently we have more big games than I expected this year. Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 2599972566

Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 2599972566

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-13, 12:14

I got this guys. Literally. I can guarantee a cover. Working hard, literally, on an outright win.

by **Dendrobates** 2018-10-13, 13:38

kingstonlake wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm good with the Rose Bowl win a few years back. The cards are so stacked against you if you're not one of the elite programs. A natty is like a unicorn to me. It just ain't gonna be realistic unless some shit seriously changes within all of CFB. I just don't see that happening.

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-13, 14:00

Dendrobates wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

Stay tuned.....

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-10-13, 15:49

Need some quid pro quo in this thread.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-13, 19:25

Dendrobates wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 3003718628

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-10-13, 19:27

Dendrobates wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Wrong thread. This thread is about my lucky junk.

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

Junk or spunk?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-10-13, 19:36

start jerking off now on scum

by **Dendrobates** 2018-10-13, 19:41

kingstonlake wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I’m going to need more proof that your junk is lucky.

Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 502811600

Get to jerking it now. The more practice the better for next week.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-13, 20:04

Dendrobates wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Get to jerking it now. The more practice the better for next week.

Abstinence for a few days. Must reload.

by **Dendrobates** 2018-10-13, 20:12

kingstonlake wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:
Get to jerking it now. The more practice the better for next week.

Abstinence for a few days. Must reload.

Pssh. And you call yourself a spartan.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-13, 20:19

Dendrobates wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Abstinence for a few days. Must reload.

Pssh. And you call yourself a spartan.

Can't give them to much of a good thing, Dendro. Have to keep them wanting more.....and more Razz

by **Jake from State Farm** 2018-10-13, 20:32

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-10-13, 20:34

Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 1837765953

Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 1833121890

Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 2267303065

Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 3434560931

by **tGreenWay** 2018-10-13, 21:31

We should send out a press release to Fox Sports to give them an opportunity to do a story on kingston for its pregame show. Batch - I rubbed out a pre game rally batch. So excited! 3434560931

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-13, 21:37

tGreenWay wrote:We should send out a press release to Fox Sports to give them an opportunity to do a story on kingston for its pregame show.

You're gonna need a bigger blur image....

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