Tomorrow's drinking game thread

[DWags]

Obsession.

Every time the broadcast mentions Michigan or Jim Harbaugh during our game we all do a shot of what we have. No hard liquor, shoot a beer. Honor system. Goose, you smoke a joint

[y2kMgrad]

I'm in.

[tGreenWay]

I'm in.

That's probably the same thing you tell your wife at the start of sexy time.

[y2kMgrad]

I'm in.

That's probably the same thing you tell your wife at the start of sexy time.

Good point.

[NigelUno]

Obsession.

Every time the broadcast mentions Michigan or Jim Harbaugh during our game we all do a shot of what we have. No hard liquor, shoot a beer. Honor system. Goose, you smoke a joint

I'm going to need to go buy some more beer.

[DWags]

Bump. I'm at the cottage. Bored. Neighbors have a tip dog. Only other fuckers here this weekend. Whole place empty. Fucking dog is tipping. I'm cutting firewood cause wife and I are enjoying last Fire of the year cause it looks like rain is coming in an hour. Anyway, she comes out and says "sorry, he hears you chopping g wood so he's barking. I say, no problem. All is good. Then as she walks away: :" when you stop at the fire he'll stop". OK,20 years ago I say something real smart ass to her. I bite my tongue, throw some shit on and just say fuck it. My yard, my fire.

So 100% chance of rain all day tomorrow. Hope you guys feel like drinking. I might shoot the yip dog.

[tGreenWay]

Bump. I'm at the cottage. Bored. Neighbors have a tip dog. Only other fuckers here this weekend. Whole place empty. Fucking dog is tipping. I'm cutting firewood cause wife and I are enjoying last Fire of the year cause it looks like rain is coming in an hour. Anyway, she comes out and says "sorry, he hears you chopping g wood so he's barking. I say, no problem. All is good. Then as she walks away: :" when you stop at the fire he'll stop". OK,20 years ago I say something real smart ass to her. I bite my tongue, throw some shit on and just say fuck it. My yard, my fire.

So 100% chance of rain all day tomorrow. Hope you guys feel like drinking. I might shoot the yip dog.

So hard to feel bad for you. You had your chance. We could've been neighbors having ourselves a time right now. Jackass.

[tGreenWay]

Also, what in the hell is a tip dog?

[tGreenWay]

That's probably the same thing you tell your wife at the start of sexy time.

Good point.

On the other hand, that's not something your wife has ever said to you.

[DWags]

Also, what in the hell is a tip dog?

Yip dog. Yip yip yip.

I'm drunk. Fuck you.

[tGreenWay]

Also, what in the hell is a tip dog?

Yip dog. Yip yip yip.

I'm drunk. Fuck you.

Don't pass out in the fire, but if you do, I call dibs on your shit.

[DWags]

Yip dog. Yip yip yip.

I'm drunk. Fuck you.

Don't pass out in the fire, but if you do, I call dibs on your shit.

I think I'm past the point where the wife sexes me. I hate that. I turn the gas on. I get the heaters going I build fires. I makes sure the sump is working I turn the electric on I get the wifi going I chop wood. I do all that shit. She pulls up at ten makes a drink and looks at me like I'm too drunk to have fun. I think we should march or something.

[InTenSity]

I fell asleep during the movie I was watching, but woke up and finished it. My wife is working right now and kids at in laws. Anyway, not sure what that means.

[Guest]

Obsession.

Every time the broadcast mentions Michigan or Jim Harbaugh during our game we all do a shot of what we have. No hard liquor, shoot a beer. Honor system. Goose, you smoke a joint

I bought a 5th of gin for today after ByTor made fun of my not drinking for the scUM game.

[DWags]

Obsession.  

Every time the broadcast mentions Michigan or Jim Harbaugh during our game we all do a shot of what we have. No hard liquor, shoot a beer.  Honor system. Goose, you smoke a joint

I bought a 5th of gin for today after ByTor made fun of my not drinking for the scUM game.

Gin and a joint.  Winning.

[Guest]

Also, what in the hell is a tip dog?

Yip dog. Yip yip yip.

I'm drunk. Fuck you.

Next time bring a pellet gun and shoot that SOB.

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