Calling it now. We beat Penn State.

Your fingers are weird. Have you thought about wearing gloves out of respect for others?

Back to the topic at hand. PSU's Offense is about a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. Unless McSorley or Barkley get hurt against O$U next game, we will be challenged to keep them under 28. Our offense is about a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. Our Oline is young, raw and very poor at run blocking. PSU's D is strong and stout. Special teams should hopefully cancel each other out. So on paper, they'll be favored by about 7-9 pts. minimum. However, they will be coming off a big revenge win over SCum and a big revenge game vs. O$U at Cbus. No idea who wins that, but hopefully they'll beat the shit out of each other to our benefit.

Back to the topic at hand. PSU's Offense is about a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. Unless McSorley or Barkley get hurt against O$U next game, we will be challenged to keep them under 28. Our offense is about a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. Our Oline is young, raw and very poor at run blocking. PSU's D is strong and stout. Special teams should hopefully cancel each other out. So on paper, they'll be favored by about 7-9 pts. minimum. However, they will be coming off a big revenge win over SCum and a big revenge game vs. O$U at Cbus. No idea who wins that, but hopefully they'll beat the shit out of each other to our benefit.

msuspartan4eva wrote:Back to the topic at hand. PSU's Offense is about a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. Unless McSorley or Barkley get hurt against O$U next game, we will be challenged to keep them under 28. Our offense is about a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. Our Oline is young, raw and very poor at run blocking. PSU's D is strong and stout. Special teams should hopefully cancel each other out. So on paper, they'll be favored by about 7-9 pts. minimum. However, they will be coming off a big revenge win over SCum and a big revenge game vs. O$U at Cbus. No idea who wins that, but hopefully they'll beat the shit out of each other to our benefit.

Gun to your head are you going to PF Chang’s or California Pizza Kitchen?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

msuspartan4eva wrote:Back to the topic at hand. PSU's Offense is about a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. Unless McSorley or Barkley get hurt against O$U next game, we will be challenged to keep them under 28. Our offense is about a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. Our Oline is young, raw and very poor at run blocking. PSU's D is strong and stout. Special teams should hopefully cancel each other out. So on paper, they'll be favored by about 7-9 pts. minimum. However, they will be coming off a big revenge win over SCum and a big revenge game vs. O$U at Cbus. No idea who wins that, but hopefully they'll beat the shit out of each other to our benefit.

Gun to your head are you going to PF Chang’s or California Pizza Kitchen?

Any question like this without a Paddle Inn option is pure bullshit.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

msuspartan4eva wrote:Back to the topic at hand. PSU's Offense is about a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. Unless McSorley or Barkley get hurt against O$U next game, we will be challenged to keep them under 28. Our offense is about a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. Our Oline is young, raw and very poor at run blocking. PSU's D is strong and stout. Special teams should hopefully cancel each other out. So on paper, they'll be favored by about 7-9 pts. minimum. However, they will be coming off a big revenge win over SCum and a big revenge game vs. O$U at Cbus. No idea who wins that, but hopefully they'll beat the shit out of each other to our benefit.

Gun to your head are you going to PF Chang’s or California Pizza Kitchen?

From now on it’s Dagwoods for me. I’m putting my foot down. Ruined my night.

LooseGoose wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Gun to your head are you going to PF Chang’s or California Pizza Kitchen?

Any question like this without a Paddle Inn option is pure bullshit.

I prefer the architecture of the Fairview Family Restaurant.

We went to PF Chang's once and I hated it. Waited 45 minutes for a table to eat overrated, overpriced tasteless garbage. The environment was incredibly pretentious too.

I'd rather go to First Wok any day.

Maybe you can try the nice applesbees next time wags.

y2kMgrad wrote:We went to UM football game once and I hated it. Waited 45 minutes to get to our seats to watch an overrated, overpriced tasteless garbage Harbaugh offense. The environment was incredibly pretentious too.

Fixed

Turtleneck wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:We went to UM football game once and I hated it. Waited 45 minutes to get to our seats to watch an overrated, overpriced tasteless garbage Harbaugh offense. The environment was incredibly pretentious too.

Fixed

Well played.

NigelUno wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Jesus, I don't like the idea of rooting for SCum to beat OSU. But it may come down to that.

To win the division? That scenario would be difficult with Penn State in the mix.

Not really.

y2kMgrad wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Fixed

Well played.

It's really annoying when you're a good sport about this stuff. You're supposed to get incredibly angry.

Turtleneck wrote:

y2kMgrad wrote:

Well played.

It's really annoying when you're a good sport about this stuff. You're supposed to get incredibly angry.

As I get older, I find myself getting less and less angry about the losses. It's better for my heart that way.

Besides, after that abomination last night, what could I possibly say?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Maybe you can try the nice applesbees next time wags.

Never been. What do you order there?

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:

Nah. After the game I’m a chauffeur to PF Chang’s. We eat there I have a coke cause I’m actually eating with a East Lansing cop took 1 1/2 hours. Then I ride the kid and my other daughter back to East Lansing then I drive to the Radisson. Finishing one drink now. Bars closing. Bed soon.

It's worse than we thought. DWags got coked up with an EL cop who takes super long meal breaks on the taxpayer dime!

I think you’re twisting my words.

gHost Spartan wrote:I've gotten food poisoning twice from Chinese food so I'll never eat at any mom and pops Chinese restaurant, only chain restaurants. The first time I was sick for a week and lost 20 pounds. Just puked and diarrhea non-stop. It was fucking awful.

I don't care.

Bob, it’s Sunday - what the fuck are you doing? You’re making me uncomfortable.

Check the chat Bob. Wags is hosting a cam session and we are all masturbating

Can't see it. Ped is good and has the most overtly aggressive offense that I can remember. I sort of envy their balls to go deep over and over... why not vs. 3 and out?

Best case IMO is if our D punches them in the teeth and rattles them. Gonna need some turnovers and "the chip" needs to weigh like an anvil.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:DWags, pretty sure you placed your order and they ran down to Panda House at the corner of Abbot and Lake Lansing to get it.

That explains, at least, what took so long.

Yep, next time hit up Dagwoods. Though their PBR bottles are now $3.00. Freakin' hipsters.

Better yet, hit up Dagwoods for $1.00 Old Styles on Sunday, let the wife drive home after lunch.

This.

SawGreen wrote:Can't see it. Ped is good and has the most overtly aggressive offense that I can remember. I sort of envy their balls to go deep over and over... why not vs. 3 and out?

Best case IMO is if our D punches them in the teeth and rattles them. Gonna need some turnovers and "the chip" needs to weigh like an anvil.

Iowa did it.

SawGreen wrote:Can't see it. Ped is good and has the most overtly aggressive offense that I can remember. I sort of envy their balls to go deep over and over... why not vs. 3 and out?  

Best case IMO is if our D punches them in the teeth and rattles them.  Gonna need some turnovers and "the chip" needs to weigh like an anvil.

They can afford to go deep often. If it doesn't work there's always Barkely to dig them out.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Bob, it’s Sunday - what the fuck are you doing? You’re making me uncomfortable.

was bored. Wife is reading. Felt like I'd see what was going on at the greatest Spartan message board on the internet.

Note Bob is not reading because Bob does not know how to read because Bob listened to too much Skynyrd in high school and screwed his brain up.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Bob, it’s Sunday - what the fuck are you doing? You’re making me uncomfortable.

was bored. Wife is reading. Felt like I'd see what was going on at the greatest Spartan message board on the internet.

say it again

DWags wrote:

SawGreen wrote:Can't see it. Ped is good and has the most overtly aggressive offense that I can remember. I sort of envy their balls to go deep over and over... why not vs. 3 and out?

Best case IMO is if our D punches them in the teeth and rattles them. Gonna need some turnovers and "the chip" needs to weigh like an anvil.

Iowa did it.

Good point, and a home game too. Maybe this comes down to home crowd and message boards.

SawGreen wrote:

DWags wrote:

Iowa did it.

Good point, and a home game too. Maybe this comes down to home crowd and message boards.

I think we’ll need Bob as a social reporter during the game. We’ll need to pay pal him mo et to get in. I’ll bring a six of Hams beer for him before the game. We need to pull out all stops. Possibly the best spring game ever Bob covered it live.

PSU not in the top 10 in either caregory.

Pick Six Previews‏ @PickSixPreviews 3m3 minutes ago
Only teams to make both lists of top scoring offense AND defense:
• Alabama
• Notre Dame
• Ohio State
• TCU

Floyd Robertson wrote:PSU not in the top 10 in either caregory.

Pick Six Previews‏ @PickSixPreviews 3m3 minutes ago
Only teams to make both lists of top scoring offense AND defense:
• Alabama
• Notre Dame
• Ohio State
• TCU

And I honestly feel we’ve already played the best team on our schedule. Sure they beat our ass but we helped.

We will not beat Penn State. Can a mod lock this thread

I will say this, if MSU manages a win against PSU, for me it will be the biggest win in the past 5 years, not for goals and accolades, just sheer odds.