What happened to ghost's shit in the woods thread from this morning?

[Da Mayor]

One too many duplicate posts from the OP?

[duffy munn]

One too many duplicate posts from the OP?

Like most gHosts stories, it never happened.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Wouldn’t you know, hanging from his nutsack like this?

[Da Mayor]

Wouldn’t you know, hanging from his nutsack like this?

Yeah bro. Ghost and I are in league with each other.

[DWags]

Bit of advise brah. Writing needs to improve. Mac level. I’m pulling for you but you’re the Tyler O’Conner of internet writers. One OSU’esq game and then just horse crap. Sometimes it’s best to step back and evaluate for a bit. Just trying to help. Good luck.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

The thread is in the Bob. I didn't move it. And why does sid mayor lie about who he is? And why is he obsessed with ghost and tanfan. Odd, odd shit happens on internet message boards.

[Da Mayor]

The thread is in the Bob. I didn't move it. And why does sid mayor lie about who he is? And why is he obsessed with ghost and tanfan and why is tanfan obsessed with him and gHost. And why does ghost claim to not care but still writes thesis-length PMs to me? Odd, odd shit happens on internet message boards.

FIFY

FIFY

[NigelUno]

FIFY

The only reason I care is because Tanfan thinks that I troll him using Da Mayor, Radio Raheem and all the other schticks, when in fact I do not.

But...isn't that what makes it funny?

[Da Mayor]

The only reason I care is because Tanfan thinks that I troll him using Da Mayor, Radio Raheem and all the other schticks, when in fact I do not.

But...isn't that what makes it funny?

Yes

[y2kMgrad]

I think I'd need at least 3 bandanas to wipe my ass.

[NigelUno]

But...isn't that what makes it funny?

Yes and no. I've received angry, hate-filled threats of violence against me by other posters whom Tanfan has successfully converted to his paranoid thought patterns. He's convinced many others that I am Da Mayor and I've received threats. Droppedbyadime made racist, homophobic comments and threatened me with violence numerous times because Da Mayor said something about his ex-wife or something, not exactly sure. So while seeing Tanny freak out is hilarious, the other stuff not so much....

Doesn't that guy live in Chicago? If he wanted to confront you, seems like he could have last weekend. I think you'll be OK.

[Da Mayor]

I'm not convinced drippedbyadouche isn't a Tanny schtick.

[Da Mayor]

Doesn't that guy live in Chicago? If he wanted to confront you, seems like he could have last weekend. I think you'll be OK.

Are you talking about Da Mayor or Droppedbyadime? Da Mayor is Mitch Cumstein and he lives in Chicago. I don't know anything about Droppedbyadime.

Not cum bro.

[duffy munn]

Fucking weirdos.

Why did you make "friends" with message board strangers?

[Da Mayor]

Fucking weirdos.

Why did you make "friends" with message board strangers?

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Fucking weirdos.

Why did you make "friends" with message board strangers?

Hey, we are people too.

[Da Mayor]

I'm not convinced drippedbyadouche isn't a Tanny schtick.

Come to think of it, I think dripped must be a Fairy schtick. It's too sophisticated of a schtick for Tanny and the shit I said was about Fairy's family

[Da Mayor]

Fucking weirdos.

Why did you make "friends" with message board strangers?

Tanny's a great guy to hang out with he's just mentally unstable on the board. I've met a lot of really cool people on the board that love MSU sports like me. Not everyone does.

You could have met me at Crunchy's and had a beer and a laugh.

[Da Mayor]

You could have met me at Crunchy's and had a beer and a laugh.

Didn't have time bro

You could have solved the mystery right then and there bro.

[Da Mayor]

You could have solved the mystery right then and there bro.

I texted you from Pequod's why didn't you roll over and meet up with me? I was right in your neighborhood. Also texted you from the Northwestern game bro. We could have had a beer at Ten Mile House.

Not cum bro.

[Da Mayor]

Not cum bro.

Dude do you like Secret Machines? An underrated band, I think - do you agree?

I like Belle and Sebastian bro.

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